Beowulf Reviews

Beowulf Review
by Jonathan Moya
Angelina Jolie's nude animated body dripping with what looks like caramel syrup is the big fan boy highlight of Beowoulf. She is a water demon, so she is wet all the time-which is three times the amount she is actually ready for Brad. She rises...more

Beowulf Review
by Mark R. Leeper
CAPSULE: Robert Zemekis's adaptation of the story of Beowulf is actually exciting and shows great imagination throughout. The oldest story in the English language (dating from about AD 700) combines with state of the art...more

Beowulf Review
by Homer Yen
Wikipedia lists "Beowulf" as an epic poem set around 500 A.D. It is a story of grand events and of great people of a heroic past. The Hollywood version is a boldly re-imagined tale of the legendary monster-slayer who not only fends off sea monsters,...more