When a child screams because their parent won't let them watch their yugioh, When A turtle doesn't beat the rabbit, when the diabolical rattle snake defeats the great Mongoose. T.E.A.M is there! The T, often considered the most important letter in the alphabet. T often has sexual intercourse with the **** of the alphabet "U." Therefore there would be no T in T.E.A.M without T! T stands for The! Great Caesar's ghost without this letter it'd make me think of my old girlfriend tam, or "tammy" as she preferred to be called. Without E there would be no justice in what we do. Without E! there would be no drunk staggering Hercules. Why, yes the Letter E is the clogged arteries of our fine institution that was built on the ancient penguin burial grounds o so many years ago. Some think the E stands for over emphasize, but only the wise truly know it stands for Eradicating. Now I know you 3rd grade viewers at ho,e are saying, "Eradicating?" Well I know you spelling Bee Champs are asking about the word origin, but quite frankly I do not know. Without This next letter. Tricksterpriest wouldn't have that Fancy Golden tooth! This letter supplies all our pride, money, lust, this letter's just one giant sin in the view of all religions. And that's exactly why they elected me team leader, but only true evil can be the master mind! *looks at Grey Wolf* This Letter will give you money, but kick your as$ letter. Give it Up for the letter A! Most of you drop outs are saying does A stand for apple. well all I have to say is. pal. You've got some nerve. the A stands for ANGRY! Boy o Boy kids if you've read this far, you must love me as it is. What dedication! Let's blaze onward with my cheesy "worker of the week" Slide Show. Without this letter no one would no who we are. This letter is the most mysterious, fur, eradicating letter of hem all. This letter would kill me if it had the chance. This letter makes socks and fanboys shiver in their boots. The letter I mean is the letter M! For Mongoose! That's right we are the Beatles! .....I mean we are the mongooses and trust me we will have a number one hit on the charts soon enough! So no that you've read my seminar you can't close our thread. MONGOOSES ASSEMBLE!
i went outa my way to make a corny speile(sp?) just so I can keep this thread open. All of our members are regular posters and typically well respected posters. Even Hercules! He's a drunk but he still get's love!
lol thanks, I typed out every little thing I could think of. Now I'm like Jerry Seinfeld, what with the tangent comment. Symmetric Chaos is quite great at pointing out evryone's foibles.
So anyway Digi, we got 8 members. I think that's enough to keep the thread up