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Welcome to the KMC University.We are located in Springwood, Ohio.
The address is 1278 Elm Street: Springwood, Ohio.

k so what do i do now??

Anything
Fratenity (Guys)
Soroity (Girls)
Math
Sciences
Lunch
Get chased by Freddy Krueger (What our University is bulid on his house.)
Whatever

even Football???!!!!!!!!!

Yeah.
What aout the Freddy Krueger part.

who is that??

one two freddy's coming for you.......three four better lock the door.........

Scary Ass Mother ****er with Razor Claws In A Nightmare On Elm Street

was that to me or.........?

I was answering your question.

Yah that was what I was thinking to that is why i asked you to me or.............(yah to answer my ?)

*Lights Flicking*
It's him.

Don't fall asleep

Freddy: Ever since I died in '91, everybody forgot but now I'll make you all remeber; Freddy Krueger!!!!!!!!!
Freddy's behind ChinaNiki.

Elm: Niki!!!!!!!!!!

five six get a crucifix......seven eight better stay up late.........9 ten never sleep again........
did i get that rite elm?

Yeah CS.

yay yay yay! my friend was teaching me that over the weekend to try and freak me out

*ducks behind tree just as Freddy's about to get me*

*now his razors are stuck so I get away*

HIDE ME!!!!!!!!

run run run niki!
*pokes freddy*

**** you
*Punches Freddy in the face*

go elm go elm!

CS the song is making him wrong stop singing it.

*stops singing and hides*

*Freddy grabs me by the neck.*
Freddy: Welcome to my nightmare *****.
Elm: Get Niki (ChinaNiki).

Niki!? are you going to feed her to freddy?

Elm: Why would I feed Freddy the person I'm in love with?
Elm; Get her to help me.

can i help

First get Niki then help me.

i don't know where she is *pokes freddy* he he

*trying to find a place to hide three trees down*

*Freddy punches cermiestar*
Elm: Don't you touch her.

Owie!

Freddy punched me until I fell against the wall next cermiestar.

*pokes freddy* that wasn't very nice, was it

Freddy: You wanna piece of me *****?

*grabs downed tree branch and hits Freddy in the head*

run cermie and elm

*runs......fast*

Niki I'am not leaving you.
Freddy cuts Niki in are right arm.

*cursing up a storm*

ewwww that hurts

*makes turnicate out of vine growing tree*

*dials 999*

I punch Freddy.
Come on to the second floor.

*hides*

*asthma kicks in*

*gets out inhaler......puff......puff*

*passes niki brown paper bag*

Freddy stabs Niki in the Hip.
I take out a Magum then blast then bullerts into his chest.

albuterol...my it tastes lovely

Niki you ok?

yes fine now

can i run over to the duracell bunny thread a get my RPG's or is that wrong

Go ahead.

will an RPG kill Freddy?

Don't know?

*runs over to bunny forum and gets RPG*

*shoots it at Freddy*

Freddy: You *****
Freddy grabs Niki by the neck.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I take a kitchen knife then stab Freddy.
I catch Niki.
Elm: You Ok.

let's get out of here
*grabs elm's hand*
come on
*pulls elm out door*

He follows
Freddy: No way out.

*throws chair at Freddy*

Freddy flips then falls flat on his face.
He gets up then stabs Elm.
Elm: Niki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shoves Freddy's hand in meat slicer where razors get stuck giving us time to get away

Elm shot Freddy then ran with Freddy.
But Freddy locked the door with his mind.

Sure looks like role play to me...

We're playing ourseleves so how is this roleplaying.

You are playing the role of yourself, give yourself more credit, you're a human being too...

Ok I'm playing myslef.

You mean right now?

Yeah.

KMC UNIVERSITY OH HOW WE LOVE YOUR NAME

KMC UNIVERSITY THE OTHER U'S ARE LAME

K STANDS FOR KICK @$$

M STANDS FOR MUCH KICK @$$

AND C MEANS CREDITEEEEEEEEEED

SOOOOOOO KMC YOUR GLORY THOUGH UNTOLD

KMC YOUR GLOOOOOOORY WE UPHOOOOLD

K-M-C-U

me?

@$$

Very creative

Hey man

*brings shoalin monk into forum to use mind control on Freddy*

Freddy: Won't work.
*Elm lays flat on the ground.*

uses bottled jinan smog to blind freddy and send him into coughing fits
and shoalin monk unlocks door and pulls elm out of the room

*Elm runs hand down Niki's face.*
Help me

*calls 911*

gets blanket to keep elm from bleeding to death

The phone turns into Freddy's mouth.
Freddy: You'r next.

*puts c-4 into freddy's mouth, drags elm behind wall, and detonates it*

*University blows up then the po,ice and some Ambulances find Niki and Elm.*

yay we're saved

at least for the moment

*Elm places his hand on Niki's hand.*
We made it.

which is a goodthing cuz i have to go to sleep now if i want to be up in time for breakfast

i have to set myself for plenty of sleep cuz i don't have an alarm clock and no one will wake me if i oversleep

The End?

i just graduated