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This is where you can post naked pictures of yourself if you feel the need. I'd start it, but I don't have any pictures of myself naked. You must be 18 or older, and the pictures should be tasteful. Okay, go.http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/jawdrop.gif

ha ha ha

ooh..i'm sure ush will close this one down. g-rated, ya know....
besides...such a thing would most definitely give us a ....(let's say) NEW perspective upon members....*shivers*

I should close it, yes, you are right.

should? whose pic are you waiting for

(runs away)

ush..the pics might my pouring anytime, now....make a..managerial decision ...mwahaha

hahahahahaha..you guys crack me up !

(pops head up from behind hiding place)

Hmm, no flood yet...

ok i guess i can post my pic.......but everyone must promise not to do anything gross with it.............k here goes.....

* shows fake ID to look at this thread *

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......I WOULD NEVER DO THAT! LOL

Meany! I should ban you for that...

Hey! What a brilliant idea! Ban all pretty members who do not post their pic here! A brilliant way to crash our poster numbers, anyway...

Uuuush..my innocent little mind will be shocked for ever.

I might have some... You never know.

*winks*

If Finti or Corran post pics I demand this thread be deleted immediately

i would but then everyone girl on this site will be here lookin at my pic instead of discussing stuff so i dont want a overload of people gettin jelous and gettin off on my pic. "cracks a smirk and moves eyes from side to side"

However, I shall move this to the off-topic area, as it simply cannot be on-topic and, well, even vaguely appropriate!

Where's all the nakedness??? The topic got me all excited...
*drops head dissapointedly and walks away*

Boo

you know booniae..we are waiting boys.maybe we will show you ours when you show us yours.come on fellas you don't want to disappoint us now do you?

Haha for sure! Don't be shy...

Boo

naked pics...naked pics...mmmmmm?

guess i might have to go raid the ex's house

Well one thing''s for sure-if this thread actually manages to get off the ground, it'll be a side of everyone we've never seen before..

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER:

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MECHAGOJIRA X SOS TOKYO!

hooray ! I can't wait! chinaniki your ex gots your pics? ohh

i'm a bad, bad girl

Godzillas cool!

me too!

spice is nice right

-Sneaks casually in the darkness and sneaks inside soundlessly-

why are you sneaking

-Takes out M9 Tranquilizer gun and shoots Niki in the neck and stealth walks silently around inside-

still why sneaking

yeah and why are you shooting niki in the neck
..oh yeah spicy is defiantly nicey

-combo kicks and punches BadKitty and puts unconcious body in nearby locker and stealthly and quietly walks around more-

augh who put out the lights?

-shoots Tranquilizer dart into lightbulb putting it out, and slides along the wall and peeks out-

can anyone tell me why j2p is sneaking!!!!!

-Grabs Niki and puts M9 Tranqulizer gun to her neck and whispers- because I'm only 17, -shoots dart into her neck and sneaks off-

*climbs out of the locker*
ack..cough..let's get that sneaky little j2p niki
--starts hunting j2p

okay, but so far no pics

-hops into vent silently, and crawls back, and peeks down as badkitty is looking for him, shoots a dart into kitty's neck and crawls away silently as Niki turns to see kitty down-

*sends trained rats into vent to bite j2p*

*helps up kitty*

-hops out of vent silently in bathroom and quickly puts vent back up, checks to make sure bathroom is empty and silently and soundlessly sneaks out of the door-

*rips dart out of neck*
thanks niki

I guess he dont want to see our pics either huh?

-hides in hole in the wall and awaits pics-

*trained rats sneak up behind j2p and bite his a@@*

-Rips off ninja outfit and takes out shotgun and blows up rats and puts C4 on wall and dives as it blows up the entire wall-

there are 3 people who get to see me naked...
my doctor
my wife


michelle rodriguez
woops. make that 4....MILA JOVOVICH!!!!!

-Takes out a flamethrower and sets Rogue on fire and throws him to the trained rats who have mutated into killer insane rats-

*gets out extinguisher and saves rats*
*does rat skin grafts to save burned rats*
*sends healed rats after j2p*

*also puts out rogue and sends him to local burn unit*

-Runs out of topic, throwing C4's all over it and running away as they detonate blowing up the whole topic-

*waiting for jp outside. put the image of him burning me in his head, via the force. ignites lightsaber and strikes him down. walks away into the sunset with michelle on one arm, mila on the other*

-Knocks on Rogue's head as he wakes up thrown 1,000 feet from the explosion, and puts an ice arrow right into his face freezing his entire body, and smashes a sledge hammer into him, shattering his entire body and all of him that was in existance, drops sledge hammer, and walks FAR FAR FAR away from the topic carrying Michelle in his arms-

guess i'll just gather up my rats and go

no leave the rats,we have to save rogue!

..then maybe we can talk him into putting up some pics

This thread is completely off topic! There are no nude pics!

I suppose if anybody wanted nude pics they'd have to send em by e-mail instead of post em here, otherwise Raz will be most displeased...

*gathers up molecules of Rogue and puts them infifth element style regenerator*

welcome back rogue

but he did say anything goes here,but your right he may get a bit upset.

it's what we're good at Rex

hooray! okay rogue howz about those sweet pics?

-Another appears and puts down everyone with a tranquilizer dart in the head, but breaks Rogue's neck and ninja vanishes-

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I'll post my nude pic...NOT!!!

been going to chiropractor for years. i can fix Rogue

*puts Rogue's neck back into place*

-A sword goes through Bella's head, and then disappears-

-A bomb drops blowing Rogue out of existance-

*looking for that dang ninja*

i have access to several dark jedi powers. one of which is projecting thoughts and images into other peoples minds. enjoy your hallucinations, because i am putting these delusions of granduer in your head, toying with you. in the end, there can only be one....rogue jedi.....ok, gotta go and spend time with michelle and mila.

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-Bombs drop all over Bella-

interesting stealth operations goin on in here

Keep thinking that Rogue.

j2p just jealous cuz he's not technically old enough to be here

..eh..I am gonna follow you,so I can get my girlfriend back.milla.
or you can bribe me with some pics or you'll get no privacy

Doesn't seem to be much to look at regardless.

he better scram

You people are hilarious!!!

Uh oh Kitty I'm terrified! Say goodnight pipsqueak. -fires M9 dart into Kitty's neck and disappears-

*sends trained cockroaches to infiltrate j2p's home and crawl in his ears while sleeping later*

one of the downfalls of being a jedi is that i cannot lie.....*michelle and mila laughing at jp*
michelle" jp, rogue is the man....deal with it...."
mila "yes, indeed....i feel the force inside me......oh, wait...thats not the force....."

theres no shame in coming in second, jp......

ewwwwwwwww

-Applauds- Wow Rogue, your imagination is amazing, but this is the Off-Topic Forum, the Star Wars:Roleplaying forum is a while down, so I think it's about time for...-takes a Light Arrow out of the pouch on his back and aims it at Rogue's face and fires the arrow into his face disentigrating him and all his little Star Wars Jedi world from existance-

Rogue stop projecting your dreams

there are children about

no,yum..I mean..er ah?

that tears it
no f#cking with Star Wars

*aims RPG and fires at j2p*

he can project milla in my dreams any time!

get 'em niki!

-Side-steps out of the way and fires an ice arrow into Niki's chest freezing her entire body and pushes her frozen ice cube of a body with index finger as it falls and shatters all over the ground-

*gathers up niki and thaws her out with my hot touch and prays for rogue to help heal her*

ok, then stop all the ninja role playing. ill stop if you stop. meanwhile, if youll excuse me, michelle is calling from the romper room.
ps: no need to get nasty. its all in good fun.

Roleplay? I AM a ! So is my brother Trunks! And I don't know what Michelle your dealing with...Michelle Branch or whoever, silly Jedi boy.

this isnt the robin hood role playing forum, either
*whats that, michelle? its mr. nasty time? ok.*

you're the one having fun

kitty and me are just getting hammered

-Listens to Chingy-Right Thurr Remix on the radio with Trunks and Michelle back home- Once again Jedi, Michelle Branch...sad...I think she's just annoying kinda.

gee wiz you are right niki my neck is killing me from all those darts,and to think he shot us for wanting to show our bods,thats a first!

I am so confused as to what's goin on here? I just wanted to see naked pix. Anyone got any Vida Guerra pictures?

Vida Guerra!? I hope Thongs are allowed! PLEASE!?

BOY? jedi BOY? dude, i am almost twice your age. you cant even legally buy cigarettes yet. and you are not a ninja.
the michelle in question is the same one you are obsessed with.
MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ!!!
ps: she is an animal. if you are nice, i will bring her to your 18th birthday party for a lap dance.

Sorry, I don't smoke, or drink, so I WON'T be buying either of them, I'm sure she is "an animal", yeah I'm sure you would "bring her to my 18th birthday party for a lap dance", taking serious much dude?

And why are you bothering about Michelle, your MARRIED, I'm NOT, or am I TAKEN, SINGLE HERE I AM OBSESS WITH ANYBODY.

the reality of the situation is that women like her (celebrities) wouldnt piss on guys like you and me even if we are on fire. so just chill out and dont get so defensive about it, ok?

well physically speaking that would be hard for a girl to do anyway

lol

Nah, I'm fine not getting defensive, just something I like to keep in mind as I not worry about your getting defensive just because it's my sig and what not, oh well, chill out with the Roleplaying, aren't you suppost to be more matured then that anyway?

I'm married too but I'd still like to see some pics

Niki how the HELL does that help?

supposed to be. im not, really. you gotta understand, i work in a high stress job, dealing with clients 10 to 13 hours a day. when i come here, its time to kick my shoes off and act like an idiot jedi wannabe. its all good, i like you, jp. michelle rodriguez is definitely gorgeous, but not my ideal woman. pretty close, but not quite. eva mendes from fast n furious 2 is almost there too. mila jovovich is slightly closer. you know, i was admiring your pic. godshinto kicks ass. my wife (she is from mexico) looks a lot like michelle. same eyes and mouth, different nose. same build. when she is mad, she gets that angry look on her face.

what do you mean

that michelle rodriguez pissed off look. i like it a lot.

Well I'm sorry your so stressed, but getting in a battle over Michelle talking with me doesn't keep stress down, although my humor rises.

And haha, I'm sure you don't make your wife mad if she could hurt you as badly as Michelle probably can, I'm glad you have such a unique list of Actress women you adore, I have a list, but we all know Michelle is #1, and aside from Niki's girl pissing comment, following your's, you can't say I WON'T meet her or what not, you don't know, I don't know, hell only fate knows what's in store for me, and for all I know I WILL meet Michelle someday, so I just wait it out, and keep my Michelle sigs just for fun, the best part is the people that believe I actually AM married to Michelle Rodriguez, so the sigs aren't a COMPLETELY let down.

that's cuz it's so much fun to make up after the fight

you probabl;y rile your wife on purpose

Not at all Niki! You lie! Evil I sense in you!

I like it niki don't change

i was very evil as a child

gave my sister nightmares

you might meet her some day. i hope you do. you never can tell what these celebrity types are like in person, though. yeah, my wife COULD hurt me bad. she took kickboxing for 10 years. i know very little martial arts, so she would be able to kick me around like a prison *****.
my fave 5 actresses are:
mila jovovich
angelina jolie
eva mendes
shannon doherty
lucy liu

i left michelle out on purpose since she is your fave.


R to the J...

Haha, you gotta worry about your wife kicking your a$$! j/k

Hehe R To The J!

Your wife sounds like she CAN cause serious mayhem, wow better stay far away from her to.

nah, its just that i was raised not to hit women. if it came down to it, i could take her. anyone who hits women is gutless.

Yeah! I hate woman beaters! Grrr! If I ever see that, I'll like hurt the guy!

my sis had a boyfriend who wsa definitely working up to that
i hit him once with a frying pan and once with a tennis racket

i guess one of michelle rodriguez's strengths is that few men could take her.

agreed,but a spanking once in awhile is okay

definitely....naughty jedi, naughty.....

gettin back to the spice

absolutely..this is going to be so deleted tomorrow!

i feel naughty......i cant help it....i sent mila home, but now my wife is getting frisky...i need industrial strength viagra.

Okay, this is SCARY! So I am going to bed now! Night all!

cya, jp....

good night j 2 p

now that millas home perhaps I can go to her place and play twister

so about these pics,who's given it up?..the pics I mean who's putting them up? sorry guess I'm naughty too,perhaps by the time i get up tomorrow there will be some sweet pictures of my fellow forum members.maybe rogue can have his wife take some snap shots

so am guessin we're not getting any pictures then

Of course not; if I thought there would be pics the thread would disappear. You'll have to make THAT kind of exchange in private!

by someone just might have posted some ush...u don't know these new members...daaangerous wackos

do u mean me

Hmm. No nude pics. Figures. Wussies.

didnt u read what it says under off topic,the forum with no rules anything goes

Here's my bottom:
Not

It burns oh god it burns, my eyes! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crybaby.gif

omg

Hey, I'm in agreement, you'd be suprised how much fun you can have with a well oiled bottom and a nice teflon spatula.. \m/\m/

BTW- I saw your pic in your profile and you can spank ME anyday, honey

you guys are freaks but I am always up to a good hunt

this site is ****ed up

that is cool
**** shit ass ***** dick

damn it the words are still there

OOOO!!!! We're posting bum shots?!?!?
Well... In THAT case... LOL JK HAHAHA

Boo