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Try your hand at this exam paper.....

Well that's interesting

I found this little gem on the Viz website.

wot the... hmm ...riiight

Heh... females not impressed...

id say jem is one opinion for it

*raises eyebrow*

ummm.... yea girls we gotta find something degrading about guys now

I'm sure I can find some...


*cackles evilly*

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

yea i'll bet it can't be that hard. we ARE talking about guys i guess

meeeeow! hiss, hiss

this isnt exactly anti-men, but it IS pro-female...



"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat." - Rebecca West, 1913

Women's faults are many, men have only 2:

Everything they say and everything they do.

i am laughing very hard rite now... harder thaan lol

Behind every great man is a great woman...and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her butt!

How are those to get started with?

more laughter coming from the dungeon called my room

Men will do anything to make them thinke that they are stronger and try to make you feel like you need them.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

While the one in front is checking out your boobs

i should stop making fun of them now, after all i AM the one hard up for a boyfriend

"Men are like fine wine; It's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you would like to have dinner with".

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
-- Jerry Seinfield

Sex and beer is all we need

me too, me too!


hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

I wonder why? Is it cos I say things like...


Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

tell me when i cross over the line into b*tch land...

Yup, that's probably the reason

Not over the ***** line, but on your way to Spenster

Pre-menstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.
-Heinlein


So true, so true...

what does spenster mean? or did ya mean spinster?

In the interest in being kind to men, I will post this (and its SO true in my case!)

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.



I had a moment like this yesterday...

There are a lot of words that you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - of course they'd be wrong - but you could still use them.

I found all these from www.siglets.com

spinster, the one with only 12 cats to love.

Like Crazy Cat Lady in the Simpsons! Thats gonna be me - Ive got two already officially, and we have about five extra that just hang out in our garden and steal food!

Bitterness is like a hairball I guess, just sticks

DAMN STRAIGHT!

ooooooooooooooooooooookay.

*raises a sarcastic eyebrow*

wait, how can an eyebrow be sarcastic?

great, now i even get at myself!

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown


Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life. ~Alice Thomas Ellis hows that for sexism studies

Yeah with VERY strong fingers

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked sex ed.

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. ~Author Unknown

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. ~Ella Harris

Three wise men - are you serious? ~Author Unknown enough said

If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there? ~Chocolate Waters

i got more

uhhhh

Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks. ~Author Unknown

shall i post some other that are a little more guy happy or shall i keep going nah i think ill post some pro guy ones and a few women ones

okay here are some more.....
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown

Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp
thats me fav

I married beneath me - all women do. ~Nancy Astor, speech, Oldham, England, 1951

The first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman. ~Nancy Astor, My Two Countries so true

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. ~Benny Hill this ones for the guys

Awwwwwww...

(hugs everyone)

When i marry a women i don't want her to spend all her time in the kitchen
There are other places in the house to clean too
-author unknown

hahahahahahhaahahahahaha woo!

*hugs ush and kicks 113* ull pay for that do i need to start looking for more

Women are only good for one thing
TITSN'ASS!-some random dude on the street

hahahahah

Isn't that two things?

shows how smart some guys are

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Jilly Cooper there you go

if men are expected to do the same things as women we must teach them twice as hard take that

well i dont wanna offend any nice guy its just for THOSE *couch...113...cough* who think theyre better than women

I don't think men are better than women, but i certainly don't think women are better than men

i didnt say that

nor did i

okay then were square although my quotes were not offensive and urs were

Your quotes were offensive

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According to a news report, a certain private school in
Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem.

A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and
would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they
put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror
leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next
day, the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there
with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip
prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had
to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors,
she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort
was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet,
and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

hilarious diego and 113 mine were not offensive they were funny

hahah yeah diego funny stuff, and no way silvertears urs were highly offensive, pssh mine we mild compared to yours

hey i didnt have body parts in mine

Yeah but you made fun of our intelligence

So, how we all doing with the paper?

in 50 years time women will rule the world,
therefore everything will work


he he jkz

we tried that one already cermie; failed miserable jk of course

*pokes yerss* he he!

cermie's right

women will rule the
at least here in the states cuz more women are in college here than guys

plus since Title IX went through us girls have been catching up to guys even in sports (which is typically male dominated)

Never going to dominate in most sports, of course. Just the way it is.

all i now is US girl's kicked major patooty at the last Olympics
they got way more medals than our guys did

Yeah, but that's not girls better than guys at sports, is it? That's just your girls doing better internationally against other girls- probably a reflection of the international community still only having the money to focus on developing male athletes instead of both genders.

girls are catching up and someday they will surpass guys

after all guys get to do all their sports without having to worry about a certain monthly visitor

I am sorry, but girls will never be as good at guys in most sports. It is a simple matter of physicality. There is nothing to stop female athletes being as good as they can be in most major sports already and they always play second fiddle to the guys. Quite WHY you would want to be superior physically is beyond me- it is hardly an intellectual or social achievement.

Why do you keep going on about wanting to 'surpass' guys anyway? That just makes you sexist in return; it is equality that should be strived for.

Your mother-in-law?

problem is that in order to be considered equal a female has to surpass the male standard not the female standard

Why can't you just equal the male 'standard'? And if you are going to say that is due to a male-orientated perception of the world, then fine, that needs to change, but I don;t think you should be striving to be BETTER than men.

in an ideal world which last time i looked did not exist

Well, that can be worked on!

OMG something we agree on

Heheheh...

just when we start to agree i have to hit the sack

breakfast is very important since we have so far been unsuccessful in being able to get more than a half hour to shop for supplies and we are so busy we get hungry so fast

heck it takes me that long just to figure out what i'm looking at

Awww! Okidokey then.

the big red dot! has anyone else seen that ad......where it says something like monthly friend and then a big red dot appears in the air..........

I don't find this the least bit amusing.

The arguments between everyone is funny though. My advice to all of you...Read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"

poooor sheepz

I always take the shuttle

i want to be a sex student

I want to be a sex professor

yea good one diego i like that better i change my major to oral sex student but i will teach sex there that is my change

dont be upset, cos i'm not gettn at ya, but i had to answer this...

why should we strive for equality when we are all created equal, and ARE all equal in God's eyes?

ok, bible basher momnet over...

also, why should we strive for eqaulity, when we should be granted it without question?

Because you haven't got it yet. It's not a matter of what you should have to do, it is what you DO have to do.

That said, you are almost there.

BTW, it is equality in humanity's eyes that women are looking for- not God's. Your point, therefore, is hardly relevant.

yeah, but my other point is. we should be granted equality, we should NOT have to strive for it. and i agree with niki - ANYWHERE in the world, we are NOT given equality, whether we equal or surpass men. even look at the american constitution - "All MEN are created equal", it has not been changed, nor has the meaning of it been changed. the world was built by men, and is controlled by men. war is begun by men, and EVERY time the men are called away to 'fight for the honour of their country, the women hold the country together, and this is PROMPTLY forgotten once the men return

some women like a little sexism.

and you come to this unorthodox conclusion from the evidence above?

I am hardly debating whether you DESERVE equality or not, Phoe, so I am not sure why you are going on at me about it!

no, from my personal experience.

But it is the women who breed these men! Maybe women should ban guys from having sex with them if the guys promise to stop all the war. Sorry, just a thought.

Nooooooooooooo

well unfortunately thats not gonna happen for a long time phoenix. as long as women continue to ***** and moan about everything that doesnt go their way, they will continue to be treated the same way. thats why women are treated differently then men, they have a different, less logical mentality. where if something doesnt go their way, it MUST be because their a woman, if they dont get a job they applied for but a man does, it must be because they are a woman, it couldnt possibly be because they are underqualified, where if a man doesnt get a job, he shrugs and goes to watch porno and go to sleep.

women are gay

whereas if a man gets fired he goes into work and shoots everyone

haven't seen many women doing that

And women are passed over in favor of men because men do not generally have the primary responsibility of staying home with the kids if they get sick and daycare won't take them when they are sick. Nor do men take maternity leave when their wives get pregnant, so businesses prefer to hire men because they don't have to worry about pregancy or sick children when they hire a man. It makes it easier to chose a male applicant over a female applicant even if the female applicant does not have children and both the man and woman have the same credentials.

women are gay wat the hell is that

basically women are gay

As an employer myself, I have to disagree with the thinking that a woman is less likely to be employed because she may get pregnant, Niki.

Over here in the UK, the company can claim back 105% of the ladies pay whilst off on maternity leave.

why do woman always go for guys who beat them and treat them like shit? im not trying to be mean, im very interested in finding an answer to this ive come across this so many times in my life my computer malfunctioned when i tried to work the problem out. I mean my finace was in a relation ship like that for three years, i understand that people can create influenced beliefs in people. Like when guys beat on woman and tell them its there fault i know that can scar a woman after a relationship but why do they stay so damn long

Good question. I suppose we think our love can change him but in the end we have to admit that we' re not able to. And we keep believing the promise that it was the last time. Besides, if I was in such a situation, I would be terrified that leaving him would outrage him. But leaving still is the only option.

Don't go and call me an apologist here- this is based on interviews with the women concerned.

It DOES happen that women who are the victims of domestic violence HAVE handled the situation with their husbands and gone on to lead happy lives and marriages. A husband who hits his wife has a problem- it is a problem, like all problems, that CAN be solved, and that possibility- that you can just go back to a hassle-free, happy life- is very tempting for, well, anyone.

sorry Ush but the is no such thing as a hassle free life

No no, that's the DREAM, you see? The thing people imagine that motivates them so.

well people imagine alot of things and sometimes that motivates them to kill themselves

I doubt the dream of a hassle-free life does that...

well it might

with domestic violence, it all boils down to love. if you love someone, you dont WANT to leave them.

For example, if my dad ever hit me or anything, I would have to be dragged kicking and screaming away, and I wuld NEVER let the police take him, because I love him. It is UNCONDITIONAL love, people. everyone is unconditionally loved by someone, and unconditionally loves someone else.

Ahhhh

(nods)

ello ush - wow, we're here at the same time!

hmmm, Storm I ever did that to you, if so I'm sorry

but well most of my school mates think I'm bi at best
which is pretty funny

Yazmin: I can safely say that I AM afraid of shinta and her sis when they're talking kendo and stuff!

lol

All men are created equal, it's just that some are more equal than others.

women are superior to men...its a cold hard fact....

y'know, men always say that women are more emotional than men and cant keep their emotions in check, but they really are STUPID! Do they really think we can stand by and watch all their stupid stunts and ACTUALLY say, "Wow, that was really impressive" and be FEELING that too?

*collapses in laughter*

The AMOUNT of times I've had to conceal my emtions to protect a male ego...

dunno about others, but I think it's better when a girl shows how she feels; makes it easier to me to understand cause I need people to spell things out to me

1, because msot of us ahve evolved and enlightened ourselves to the point where we can ask for help. But well disguise it. How many roads must a woman travel before seh even REALIZES she's lost?

WOW...this is a really really old thread...but let me just say this...

i cannot stand femicommies (feminazis, but i don't want to offend any women who might be jewish) because they act like men are filth in the road they walked up to get to where they are. They think that men are worthless. And they are liberal...can't stan liberals, either...but that's neither here nor there.

i think that men should be nice to women.
\and women for sure shouldn't be doing all stupid things like going to army or working in the mine. schmoll

:O feminists must hate you...

dunno..

althou i think that woman would be better president than a man...

women are ruled by emotion. Men are ruled between a mix of logic and slight emotion. We make better presidents. Not nessirarily are all men cut out for it, but still...

ummm, that was actually aimed at taking the piss out of guys and the things that we do just because its about women from a mens perspective, doesn't mean you are the ones being offended


OK, OK, it's aimed at offending everyone

i love what Chris Rock said, cause its true...he said, 'Men can never win in an argument against women, because men feel the need to make sense.'

another saying is that 'A man will pay $2 for a $1 item that he really needs, a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item because it's half price...'