Jobs!!!

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Yazmin
I was just wondering what jobs you lot do. I used to work at new look but I quit. But with the summer holidays being over I'm at my first year of college and Iam also a model.

GroundedAgain
i work on a farm and a turkey ranch. gobble gobble

diegocala
I do Tech Support for a computer company

Yazmin
Has anyone done any modelling?

GroundedAgain
gobble gobble

diegocala
I model speedos from time to time, I will walk around with those on and a beer hat, sipping two beers out of straws singing; "polly want a doodle all the day" rock

Phoenix
I dont model but I do act

diegocala
Act out your aggressions? eek!

ObieTrice 26
2 years ago i worked at a bottle depot

GroundedAgain
gobble gobble

diegocala
Hey GA that thing hanging down from your neck is pretty cute wink

GroundedAgain
he he he BAM!!!

diegocala
Ummm, don't you mean gobble gobble? evil face

must_kill_Santa
i dont have a job poor little me but my friend thinks i can do everything perfectly so i should get one

GroundedAgain
oh f*ck!!!! yes umm *clearsthroat* gobble gobble

must_kill_Santa
i hope that wasnt for me

GroundedAgain
no that was for diego

diegocala
easy Must Kill GA, that was for me...

GroundedAgain
damn staright, you git a free gobble gobble

Yazmin
Really Pheonix?. I really want to get into the acting business. That is why Iam gong to college. What do you act?.

Ushgarak
I do... nothing...

ragesRemorse
i work at a cheap movie theater that never has any customers, so i pretty much just watch movies all day

LindsIsTightK
I have no job at all so I wouldn't complain if I were you

ragesRemorse
i wasnt complaining, i was gloating

LindsIsTightK
bleh I need to get a job badly...........

ragesRemorse
mcdonalds is ALWAYS hiring

LindsIsTightK
Ummm not the McDonals near where I live wink

ragesRemorse
really! that sucks, tell you what...you come to pittsburgh and i can get you a job

LindsIsTightK
sad I dont think coming to Pittsburg would go over very well with..............well anyone

mechmoggy
We've done this so often lately I'm putting a different spin on it. All the jobs I've ever done....

Paperboy
Worked at a battery egg farm
Worked for my uncles plastics company
Worked at the B'ham Botanical Gardens feeding the animals
Worked at my dads pressings company
Worked as a CNC operator
Worked on nights as a CNC setter/operator
Worked as a CNC Programmer
Worked as a toolmaker
Now working as Mechanical/Manufacture Engineer

ChinaNiki
teaching english to 1st and 2nd graders in Chinabig grin

diegocala
Here's what Homer has done:
1. Nuclear Power Plant Safety Inspector
2. Nuclear Power Plant Technical Supervisor
3. Gulp-n-Blow Waiter
4. Freak Show Participant
5. Mr. Burns' Assistant
6. SlashCo Door-to-Door Salesman (Handle first!)
7. Grave digger
8. Voice of Poochie the Dog
9. Bowl-o-rama Employee
10. Miniature Golf Course Employee
11. Monorail Conductor
12. Dog training school bait
13. Astronaut
14. Krusty the Klown double
15. Kwik-e-mart Employee
16. Blackjack Dealer
17. Bootlegger
18. Sugar Salesman
19. Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic Salesperson
20. Boxer
21. Carnie
22. Safety Protester
23. Singer in the B Sharps
24. Mascot for the Springfield Isotopes (Dancin' Homer)
25. Mr. Plow proprietor (plowing business)
26. Teacher of Marriage Class
27. Lurleen Lumpkin's manager
28. Big Brother to Pepi
29. Chili Taster
30. Owner of the Denver Broncos
31. Naval Officer
32. Housesitter
33. Telemarketer
34. Informant for the IRS

diegocala
And the rest...too big for one post!

35. Car Designer for Powell Motors
36. Cypress Creek Plant Supervisor
37. Sanitation Commissioner
38. Selling grease to a grease recycling plant.

Yazmin
Homes does have a lot of jobs!!!. I'd love to go to China what is like in China, ChinaNiki?. Is it hard work teaching them?. I would not have the patients with some kids...

BondJamesBond
I am an undercover cop

diegocala
not undercover anymore

GroundedAgain
i had to quit cuz skewl started, you can come work on the turkey ranch. gobble gobble

Ushgarak
What is it LIKE on the Turkey Ranch, Miss Bynes?

GroundedAgain
you remeber?????? umm.... it pushed me to be a vegitarian but i still work there cuz they don't actually slaughter them. every holiday we have turkey at i think of my job and pass up the slice my grandma is trying to shove down my throat. they gobble a lot and somedays it pushes you into a total state of head-ache and all you can say is" gobble gobble"

Ushgarak
I see...

pablo007
I still go to school so I work afternoons in a Starbucks embarrasment

diegocala
coffee slinger eh?

pablo007
yup

Corran
I'm a Male Gigolo

finti
right

Corran
It's true I tell ya, that's why I've been so busy lately, what with call backs and re-bookings.

mechmoggy
Reimbursements more like. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Corran
Damn was it that obvious.

ChinaNiki
Well, I haven't actually started teaching yet. The first graders arrive for orientation tomorrow. My campus is a boarding school for primary students, but it sends students into the local public foreign language school in grade 7. At least I don't have to work as hard as the Chinese teachers. They work about 12 hours a day. I only work 15 hours a week, not including time for creating lesson plans and participating in foreign teachers activity night on Tuesdays. Then we have to come up with games and songs for the students to do after dinner. This will not be a problem for me though since I attended two camps every summer. I am loaded with songs and games.wink

@ngel
good luck, little kids are annyoing.

ChinaNiki
We have a saying "We love them.....outside of class." Actually my kids aren't so bad. There are days when all the classes seem to act up, but if you can let it roll off your back you do ok. I look at each school day that's over as one more day closer to Friday. Friday is the night most foreigners go to the local foreign bar and we dance are keisters off. In my case I mean that literally. My jeans are always looser when I leave the bar.

Sexay1
I Model.

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