Funny Quotes

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I'm curious what quotes do you guys find the funniest?? laughing out loud I have a whole bunch, I'll start with Men get laid, but women get screwed! stick out tongue

A kiss is the upper persuasion for a lower invasion. ~Author Unknown

i have many others but thats two for now will post more, but im more curious if u guys have any favs happy

Well heres some more....

See my halo, bright and shiny, mess with me, ill kick ur hiney! stick out tongue

evil is jus live spelled backwards stick out tongue

once upon a time sumthing happened to me, it was the sweetest thing that could ever be, it was a dream come true, it was a day i met you love

My all time favorite is:
"A good friend will bail you out of jail...
But a true friend will be sitting beside you saying,
man we really f-ked up!

I have a lot of love quotes if those count???

for the car - toot to see my middle finger


Dunno if you find these funny but i found them sumwhere thought u might like sum...

"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
Mae West.
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Roseanne Barr.
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
Rita Rudner.
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
Yogi Berra.
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
Joe Louis.
"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
Joseph Heller.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemmingway.
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.

those are real good and linds of course love quote count pay no attention to diego stick out tongue

Sorry, I'm a boy... love quotes make me sick

thx ill look for sum more l8r smile

well if love quotes make u sick diego ull have trouble finding a girl stick out tongue

No trouble I am already married big grin

heh smile

and does ur wife know about ur feelings about love quotes??

uh huh, sure does. I cannot watch crappy love movies either. My biggest nightmare is a romantic comedy!
She tried to get me to go see How To Lose a Guy in 10 way baby! no

even i wouldnt want to see that crap stick out tongue but anyways i feel sorry for her and you i mean ud never have a chance to comfort ur wife during a sappy movie wink


"THe right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously"-Hubert Humphrey

I love love quotes and write lots of short love poems. But my favorit funny qute is:

"kids in the back seat cause accidents"
"Accidents in the back seat cause kids"

If anybody wants some of my love quots P.M. me.

Now that is a love quote I can deal with laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud

im here to chew bubbel gum and kick ass and i am all out of bubbel gum

god made pot man made beer who do u trust???

dont steal, the goverment doesnt like competetion

my horn doesnt work wait for finger

if i wanted to listen to a ******* i would fart

no fat chicks lol i like it sorry

hey DeNiro where is that first one from i rember it from somewhere but cant remember

Its from Fallout, as well as many bad westerns

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