Funny Quotes
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silver_tears
I'm curious what quotes do you guys find the funniest??
I have a whole bunch, I'll start with Men get laid, but women get screwed!
A kiss is the upper persuasion for a lower invasion. ~Author Unknown
i have many others but thats two for now will post more, but im more curious if u guys have any favs
silver_tears
Well heres some more....
See my halo, bright and shiny, mess with me, ill kick ur hiney!
evil is jus live spelled backwards
once upon a time sumthing happened to me, it was the sweetest thing that could ever be, it was a dream come true, it was a day i met you
diegocala
My all time favorite is:
"A good friend will bail you out of jail...
But a true friend will be sitting beside you saying,
man we really f-ked up!
LindsIsTightK
I have a lot of love quotes if those count???
RedQueen
for the car - toot to see my middle finger
RedQueen
Dunno if you find these funny but i found them sumwhere thought u might like sum...
"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
Mae West.
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Roseanne Barr.
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
Rita Rudner.
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
Yogi Berra.
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
Joe Louis.
"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
Joseph Heller.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemmingway.
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.
silver_tears
those are real good and linds of course love quote count pay no attention to diego
diegocala
Sorry, I'm a boy... love quotes make me
RedQueen
thx ill look for sum more l8r
silver_tears
well if love quotes make u
diego ull have trouble finding a girl
diegocala
No trouble I am already married
RedQueen
heh
silver_tears
and does ur wife know about ur feelings about love quotes??
diegocala
uh huh, sure does. I cannot watch crappy love movies either. My biggest nightmare is a romantic comedy!
She tried to get me to go see How To Lose a Guy in 10 days...no way baby!
silver_tears
even i wouldnt want to see that crap
but anyways i feel sorry for her and you i mean ud never have a chance to comfort ur wife during a sappy movie
diegocala
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"THe right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously"-Hubert Humphrey
Crash_Overload
I love love quotes and write lots of short love poems. But my favorit funny qute is:
"kids in the back seat cause accidents"
"Accidents in the back seat cause kids"
If anybody wants some of my love quots P.M. me.
DeNiro
im here to chew bubbel gum and kick ass and i am all out of bubbel gum
god made pot man made beer who do u trust???
dont steal, the goverment doesnt like competetion
my horn doesnt work wait for finger
if i wanted to listen to a ******* i would fart
no fat chicks lol i like it sorry
JRatT12
hey DeNiro where is that first one from i rember it from somewhere but cant remember
@ngel
Its from Fallout, as well as many bad westerns
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