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my first atempt at a random thread a few months ago failed so here is my second attempt, talk to me philosophise, write what you want, you get the picture!

random stuff eh, well when ever my friend is feeling in a random mood he always seems to say cheese, so in the spirit of the moment.
CHEESE

what a coincidence my friends do that to but instead of saying just Chesse they say really random weird stuff like Cheese face, cheese nose, stuff like that!

Ah, the power of Cheese!

whats so powerful about cheese?

"The Meaning Of life is: I love Cheese"


HA! the best Toonsevania Epesoide.

thew meaning of life is 42!!!!

how so?

no one watches hitchikers guide to the galaxy? It was a classic comedy!

I like 69 better

what do you mean?

Um... to young to know. lol jk.

always too young or too old... too young to drink, too old too get on for childs fair on the bus

hum. 69 is a position. Don't you learn that in Sex ed?

i know that! i was just moaning aboput how people go on about i'm too young for this and too old for that, forget it... and of course i know what 69 is i got a key ring with, wine me, dine 69 me on it LOL anyway i goota go keep this thread going if yer can, see you l8r!

Ciao

Fish stics!!! I dropped my left liver!!!!


Please continue.

That giraffe has stolen my bicycle!

There is monkey poo on the forum floor.

I ate a girrafe once.

The mouse-matt stops my ears from burning.

you guys are weird
but I think the hudson bay is really big

I spat on a rat.

Crap smells bad. Bad crap smells worse.

lalala i think im mad *dances around*

The free ballon did a pine tree popsicle stick.
Why cant elephants fly?

(Has anyone noticed that I'm on a shugar hype)

me 2 *dancy dancy dancy*

Free Willy works for the secret service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

really wow

sshhhhhhhh we dont want to get in trouble

If I were a peanut.

i would be eaten

goldfish are aliens.

My dog has antlers.

im thirsty

I'm a can of coke.

im gonna drink you

Gary Coleman is an Ewok.

boo

My set of raisins has my right kidney in a bathtub on the desert island eating a fairy floss cake made of stone.

im sleepy

I'm a warm bed.

im gonna sleep

Purple monkey dishwasher.

mugsy the purple monkey from beneth you it devours starting with your bottom

ending with my top.

what

The grass is always shorter on the other side of the hill.

thats because lawnmowers havent been invented on this side

Pollitically incompository popsicle sticks, plan to take over Russia.

OOOU they have the internet on computers now!

keep the flow in the toilet

If it's Brown, Flush it down, If it's Yellow, let it flow

(got to love staurday night live)

i have a belly button and so does the mongolin next to me

.

LL

No bananas were found in the wreckage.

Superman, the man of steel just got a woody.

a fork stabbed me in the eye.

pigs dont sweat

i flew to the moon in a bath tub.

i live in the closet

My dog's breath smells of dog food

Look Ma!!!! The cows have come home!!!!

Three legged girrafes tiptoe to the bathroom to learn how to tango.

Hello Hello whats all this shouting whats all this noise we'll have no trouble here.

the sky is blue

milk comes from cows

and its nice to see ya celsius

we have ten fingers and ten toes........well most of us do anyways

i bought a blue sweater

Seven Slippery Seals Sat Sunning side by side

(say that 3 times fast)

incy bincy spider

taco shells get your taco shells

Good morning and incase i don't see you good afternoon,good evening and good night.

cheese is smelly

An Injection a day keeps space sickness away.

The Leprechaun tells me to burn things.

excuse me could i just distract you for a second

I will have your second least expensive wine on the menu.

breast milk is salty

i bent my wookie

I had a threesome with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

LOOK!! A DISTRACTION!

If friction causes heat, how long does it take a monkey?

Is iT boring in here or is it just you?

Big Fat Hairy Deal

"Life Passes"
"Where?"

man beats of jagurar with bare hands in the struggel

a snail can sleep up to 3 years and there are no waords in the dictionary that rhym with silver or orange

bugger. bougger. boo!

Welcome to the United States of My Mind.

They have the internet on computers now?--Homer Simpson

How does that work?

Umpa Lumpa Umpi lee doo

Is phat

just saying something random

Caffine Is My Friend

one day not to long ago i woke up and realized i was still asleep so i woke up and went back to sleep to tell the part of myself that thought i was awake that i wasnt really awake but still asleep

my art teacher told me that from the looks of my drawing, i needed mental help. which isn't far from the truth! ~lmao~

really my therapist told me i need to start drawing, wow so much alike

Three times lollipop four timees to the left of Barbabee square, Jacob ate a porcupine.

i like smelling paint

well its a random comment and celsius its luverlee to see you

Hey Celsius, you're back

sky diving naked isnt all its cracked up to be

Sex the wrong way can sometimes be a pain in the ass.

its not smart to hold up a police station with squirt guns

clam diggers at high noon seven plus two

ahhhh!!!! the mars ppl are cuming!!!!!!!!! *runs around in circles screaming* ahhh!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ders one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs away,runs into a lampost and falls to the ground unconcious*

fold

Clear!!! ZZZZZZZZZZAP.........flatline charge to 300 Clear ZZZZZZZZZZAP!!!! Beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............. Timeof death 12:38.

he story of my life!!!

You've got to get your hands dirty if you want to separate the corn from the nuts.

red button? what red button?

My lip hurts like hell

From what?

Three trees like to dance the lala tune while eating razzzzzzzzzzzzberies.

Superman, The Man of steal just got a woody.

auch that could be painful

I have a headache

What is it all about?

my head hurting

You really shouldn't hurt things with your head!

she turned me into a newt...i got better

The snow is melting.

can you see the pretty colours?

Why should I care that the rum is gone? I don't drink that ... yet!

What Gel do you use in your hair?

What gel does a bold guy use actually?

Can you walk a little faster? said the whiting to the snail.
There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail.

See how eagerly the lobsters all advance.
will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you come and join the dance?

will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you come and join the dance?

One step at a time, slow and unsteady

one small step for man... several steps for an ant...

a bugging life

my cat's breath smells of catfood....

I bent my wookie

My DOG's breath smells of catfood....

I ate my pencil

My worm went in my mouth, and then I ate it...

I beat the smart kids!

I fell off the jungle gym and woke up here...

look in the tunk

I choo-choo-choose you

u are now carrying my child

Oh happy days!

thats from the simpsons u weirdo

the name's cambridge, ohio cambrige

wipe me dry.

So, you got three mellons to do that?