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Oh, this is too funny

So there I am pulling out of my driveway, and my new next door neighbors pull out of their driveway at the same time, so we both head out in the same direction, I behind them.

Well, so then they get to a stop sign and just stand there like retards! So I wait patiently behind, observe that there is no traffic and reason for them not moving so I give a polite little 'beep'! Well, those idiots just continue to stand there, and its not like the car broke or anything cause its a new Audi, so I honk my horn for like 20 seconds, and then they move! They turn left, as do I, and drive 10 mph in a 30mph zone, mind you this is a one way street with one lane!

So I, at a boiling point, pull one of my James Bond driving maneuvers and pass those hoes whilst presenting them my middle finger via my moon roof! (Dont try this at home, unless you too have a fabulous Volvo sports coupe)

Tex has places to be and people too see, my time is precious

So you may think my story ends there, as it does not. Just now said next door neighbor comes to my house and says that his wife was very upset and that I was putting his families life in danger driving so erratically! So I start laughing, which did not go over too well with him, I told him that his fat wife should learn how drive and that I didn't want him or his penis breath on my property again, and slammed the door in his face

Oh, I'm in trouble now

er... hmm... o....kay..;

LOL!

lol

lol !
watch your volvo now.as beeing so atractive yhey could become jelous and break or smash it...

Ya, I suhjest you toss tiolet paper across your nieghbors yard.... Make that USED tiolet paper!

Nah, they're cars are much nicer than mine.
I dont think they're the violent type either, just stupid yuppies who think they own the road

Well I showed them

indeed !!!
keep it up Tex,make us proud !!

And make them SUE!

There have been 6 people shot and killed in road rage incidents just in the last 3 months here.
But then again we can walk around with a gun here. So it is not a good idea to be flipping anyone off around this town!

What happened to "Love thy neighbor?"

Ohh goodness, naughty Tex

Dont mess with Tex

Yeah, but ya know what? Umm if penis breath tells my dad about me driving, I'm gonna get busted, cause he's still upset about my little pole hitting incident!

But after my tounge lashing and door slamming I doubt penis breath will ever show his face on my porch again!

What Tex fails to mention is that his neighbours are a 90 year old couple, which are the only kind of folk poor little Tex dares show the finger to

Whatever! If they were 90, I would have given them my pussy eating gesture instead! I'm not a monster afterall!

No, these douche bags are in their late 30s, with a stupid ugly little kid.

thought you said they were your neighbours, tex?

Yeah, that's what he said, and they are.

*tries to explain to rex the ugly kid situation*

i hate when people hog the roads

Yerssot is a road hog with his bike

i hit bikers when i can.

Your like those wild people on 'The Toxic Avenger'

oh yeah, actually i just dont like people on bikes, they think they own the road. swerving in and out of traffic, going in between lanes like they have somewhere important to go. and then they ***** and moan when they get hit by a car

Yeah, stupid environmental health nuts

agreed, you go diva

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif

actually, I'm the one driving the bikers of their sockets the entire time

On your foot scooter?

if you call that a foot scooter, I'm curious what you call a smaller car then

fiat

lada

REX: So that's when the stork comes along...

YERSS: Precisely...

REX: What about the thing-a-majiggy?

YERSS: You'll find out when you're older...

Yerss tried to explain something??? OMG

Woaw, how... very... (censored). Yes, let's road rage some more, and run some more bikers off the road as they're the ones who need to go to hospitalm, and polish some egos on that...
(Eyes swirl).

Tsk tsk Texy, will you boy racers ever learn.

"Alice's adventures through the windsheild"

Speedy Gonzales there Diva

SHocking, absolutely shocking! A surveillance camera has cought Tex in his Volvo, brutally attempting to drive over his poor old neighbour couple, totally cold-blooded whilst showing them the finger!
http://home.no/mahl/drivetex.jpg

That's good and all, but why am I in the passengers seat?

Just you wait and see, I'll show you

Oh you're just leaning very far to the right.

pathetic

or you have an english car

I doubt you can find too many of those in Texas US

Tex i love your rode rage stories lol go out and get some more lol your hilarious tex lol i couldnt stop laughing after i read that story lol. "I would of gave them my pussy eating gesture and there ugly kid" haha LMAO

I think we have twins here ppl !

STesy, that's just Despicable, you are not only a Diva here but in real life. You need to learn that the world does not revolvo around you.

Revolvo

I'm so glad you love my road rage stories KidRock...I personally see it as a service to society! There are so many dangerous drivers out there, I just want to let the bad ones know who they are

Someone should give an award or something

hah, great pic mah.

pfft

maybe next time ull be able to hit a pedestrian while ur at it then ull have a really interesting story to tell

sorry tex, but it was funny man

Thanks.
You see, Tex, backfire here appreciates quality, which is bad news for you.

i thought tex's was equally funny though. so far you guys are tired, but yes, i do apreciate quality mah my man.

I apreciate the ideea....too good !

lol do you have anymore road rage stories?

Nope, but give me a couple of days

haha L L

OMG!!!

You guys are not going to believe this!!!!!

HAHAHA That's awesome!!!

I'll be there!

Micheal Jackson eh? I'll get you!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

This threads title should be changed to "Mah vs. Tex"


Well I knew Texans stick together, support each other, like each other, but to be honest I never thought you'd be this close to the most famous texan cowboy of them all. It's rather distasteful, I must say!
(looks like he's sucking your neck's skin)
http://home.no/mahl/texbush.jpg

ooooooooooooh! very good mah!

lol

Outrageous!
How distasteful!!!

We'll I've never!

!!

hahahah

Oh, that is just hideous, it really makes me gag just looking at it!

Mah clearly has some serious mental issues!

We'll Mah, I'll admit it, your're the king! The king of demented perversions

and it makes the rest of us laugh manically when we look at it

Just wait untill Raz hears about this!
He'll put an end to Mah's outrageous rampage
and bann him for causing me stress

pic him back tex!

I'm tired

GO TEX GO TEX GO TEX

Ra-Ra we want Mah
Ra-Ra we want Mah.

I know, I know

nice going mah

Ra-Ra we want Mah?

Ugh! That's so pathetic!
Like something a fat cheerleader reject would come up with
Corran

I have been so traumatized by Mah's disgusting perversion that it will take me some time to recover

Hey so I'm a fat cheerleader reject, so sue me.

I will be sending Mah my therapy bill!

How many stamps does it take to get to Floro?

more than you can afford student

don't forget the bottle of scotch for the mailman!

OMG! That is too funny


That will teach you Mah!
He totally crossed the line with his Bush picture

I was only inspired by you...

the best, I know

all hail tex

that's right

R O F L M A O

Rrriight. The only supporter Tex has is one with "Teh K to the O C K" in his signature

i support tex, i always support the pretty girls.

I dont get it?

*Kisses BF*

Yeah right! BARF

Kid Rock's signature, simpleton.

my signature is in the making lol just cant think of anything good to put in