How Does It Feel Like To Shag A Celebrity?

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Neo_Version 7
Hmm... seeing that my coup attempt failed, I am in a very bad mood. What the ****?! And just when I had a gut feeling that a couple of rebels were heading my way and joining my cause.

Anyway, back to my question. Indeed, how does it feel sleep with a celebrity??? Does it differ from sex with a reletively unknown person or not? Because I observed that a handful of you guys know a lot about stars and stuff, that maybe theres a chance you might've slept with them. Its a longshot but I was just wondering.

diegocala
I shagged Oprah once, it was wet and slippery with a lot of skin flaps and the like.

Neo_Version 7
diegocala, diegocala, diegocala. tsk, tsk, tsk. I really didn't know you'd stoop so low to shag a talk show host. Well, we all got our hang-ups. Im guessing yours is Oprah. Oh just shut the **** up. Kes, do I have to be nice 2 this piss-ass?

Kes
Well I do like him smile
Just laugh at his wierd (and kinda discusting in this case) sence of humor smile

diegocala
Don't go out of your way there Neo, but call me that again and we will have problems...

Neo_Version 7
**** it! Whatever. Kes, stay the **** away from me. You know the drill.

Neo_Version 7
Problems schoblems! I got tons!

diegocala
You got issues kiddo

Neo_Version 7
Alritey then! about Oprah. i want details!

Hey, its a start.

mah
You should know all about it. I mean, Jay Leno? Come on, show a little dignity!

Tired Hiker
I shagged Bob Hope last night. He didn't move much.

BellaButterfly
hmmmmm....I wouldn't know cause i have never shagged anybody !!!

sad embarrasment thumb down no

I feel depressed now

Crash_Overload
Don't be. Same here.

diegocala
I heard he was dirty...

BellaButterfly
yay ......I am not the only virgin on this forum Wooooooooo

yerssot
"Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dance and getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Ah, heat is up
So ladies, fellas
Drop your cups
Body's hot
Front to back
Now move your ass
I like that"
-Christina Aguilera, Dirrty

BellaButterfly
hahahahaha

Neo_Version 7
Hmmm... Talk Show Hosts are interesting **** buddies, but if its alrite, I was looking more into the lines of movie stars. Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Cameron Diaz. Maybe even Orlando Bloom got a roughin from a KMC Forum chick. I don't know.

diegocala
Yeah, she is a dirty girl

silver_tears
i doubt anyone who has much free time to go on these forums has shagged orlando bloom or cameron diaz and them stick out tongue

diegocala
True, true

badkittykitty
I dont know how it feels but I'll go ask my man wink

silver_tears
and which celebrity are you .........

badkittykitty
badkittykitty here wink I'm just the closest thing he'll get one big grin

silver_tears
i see big grin well lucky him i guess big grinbig grinbig grin

badkittykitty
haha yup big grin

Neo_Version 7
Please confirm badkitty if you are curently shagging any one famous. I need to know. I set up some questions already.

finti
NV7`s wet dreams is a no need thread , nighty night

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