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happy kine
yes indeed. the drunk thread. after a labor day of drinking it is only right to start a drunk thread.... we gots plenty of BBQ chick and ribs.... whos wotyh me on getting drunk!

Corran
Sorry mate, I'm alreay drunk today otherwise I would join you.

Tired Hiker
I'm drinking my fourth breer right now in the past hour and fifteen minutes so I'm buzzed.

happy kine
i'm kinda got a bit o both... mostly alcohol.... mostly beer...

Corran
cheers anyhow

Tired Hiker
Are you guys still drinking? Are there people with you? I'm chilling with my roomate who went outside to smoke a cig. Hopefully he won't be too liquered because I'm about to make him get me more breers.

Tired Hiker
Corran, get some breers and keep drinking in 'real life' and it'll be like we're all hanging out and drinking breers.

Corran
OK, we've got some Stella in the fridge.

happy kine
there is a woman here but she is downstairs. we ate steaks earlier... which is where most of my buzz come from.... mmmmmmmm steaks. mmmmmmm beer... mmmmmm women

happy kine
stella?

Corran
It's a Belgian Beer.

happy kine
ahhh sounds tastier then this can of water we call bud light.

Corran
Dude, it's far better than normal Bud.

happy kine
i'm sure. there is a german place near my hous that has german beer... kirdinger... i think its called... maybe that be some good drinking

Corran
Can't beat Guiness, but it has to be draft, after that it's Belgian Beers.

Tired Hiker
ha ha ah! I'm drinking normal bud right now! I usually drank ales like Sierra Nevada, or Red Tail, or Sam Adams and all kinds of local California brews. Nor Cal is infamous for all it's microbreweries. But lately, I've been drinking budweiser because it's easier on the wallet and it's less filling than the breers I'm used to. Damn, I'm getting loaded quick. I haven't eaten for a while.

Tired Hiker
Yes, guiness rules. My computer keeps crashing which I was afraid of. and it's hella slow.

happy kine
i'm having hard time typing. focus i must.

Corran
You need to get some stronger Belgian beers, you won't notice you computer crashing.

Tired Hiker
Did yoi know that at the bottom of the bud can and bottle label is the breer written in five different languages. I can pick out english, spanish, and French, anyone know the other two which are 'Bier and Birra"?

Corran
yes

Tired Hiker
laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud

Corran
birra - Italian
Bier - German and Dutch.

happy kine
sandscrit and wingdings

Tired Hiker
Where are you Corran, as far as location? If you don't mind me asking. I'm in San Jose california getting drunk right now. Happy Kine is in Florida, right? *starts drinking fifth beer*

Corran
I'm in England, quite well and truly drunk already.

Tired Hiker
dude, why are you posting the name of fonts? was it to see if we knew what you were doing? cool

Corran
Or is it that that is what the text looks like when you read it?

happy kine
yup, florida here. lightning capitol of teh world. its flashing outside my window now. its dusk here and on the brink of rain. a nice steady rain, looks like,.

Tired Hiker
Yes, I know no one ever really truly knows if any of us are lying or not, but for what it is worth, I'm truly drinking my fifth budweiser breer right now and I believe you guys are driking as well.

Corran
Been to Florida once, Miami, it did nothing but hot and sun at me.

happy kine
yes i'm drinking. 2 from my pack and some at resturant

Corran
I've had more than enough for a school night, need to go sleep, have to be up for work in 5 hours. Salute.

happy kine
miami is HOT HOT... the women too. lovely cuban ladies all over!

Tired Hiker
It did nothing but hot and sun to you? Ha ha, you're drinking. Mys ister's husband it from florida and they went there recently and she mentioned allthe the lightening, I guess it happens all the time around this time of year? Or is it awlays like that.?

happy kine
lightnig always in summer... no rain, but clouds have lightning that never hit the ground sometimes... its a nice light show if you can take 95% humidity...

happy kine
hey hiker you still not smoking... cigs.

ragesRemorse
i got so drunk last night i forgot that i worked so i drank some more beer and went to work, i broke a 300$ aquarium. Its cuomming out of my pay so i stopped by the beer distributer and bought 2 30 packs and am shootin for the stars im pretty dajmn drunk

badkittykitty
well it's 1:33 am here and I am gonna sit here and get wasted all by my self and this forum

Rogue Jedi
sounds like a plan!!!!!!!1

badkittykitty
are U gonna join me handsome?

Rogue Jedi
i will drink you under the table....

badkittykitty
* I see a hidin message in that statement!* get to drinkin then my dear R.J.

Rogue Jedi
you know, as long as you are down there..... Happy Dance Happy Dance

badkittykitty
nice try angel

Rogue Jedi
cant blame me for trying..... miffed

badkittykitty
..try a little harder wink

Rogue Jedi
speaking of harder laughing Happy Dance smokin'

badkittykitty
rolling on floor laughing

booniae
Haha you guys are hilarious. My drinking day is Wednesday! big grinbig grinbig grin Yayyayyay!

badkittykitty
ah nice to see ya booniae,cant have a drinkie poo right then huh?

ragesRemorse
i found some pina colada mix, and ive got ive and vodka but no blender, it seems like im being teased DAMMIT. you know thdt songn ode to joy sounds awsome when your drunk

Rogue Jedi
my drinking day is any day i feel like it!!!!!!

ragesRemorse
yeah i only drink on the days that end with Y

badkittykitty
get a spoon and serve me one of those

Rogue Jedi
those what?

badkittykitty
pina colada silly

Rogue Jedi
you are silly.

badkittykitty
silly with somethin wink

ragesRemorse
if i had a blender id make you a pina coloda, but i dont so i only have trailer park beer that taste like paste and some cheap ass vodka

badkittykitty
paste that can get you drunk is okay with me

Rogue Jedi
i dont care for vodka.....

yerssot
hmm... all these drinking threads make me thirsty

ragesRemorse
everytime i get high off of paste i always wake up in another country wearing a chicken costume with a sign over my neck "i love eggs" so my gettin high off of glue days are over

yerssot
because you're vegitarian?

ragesRemorse
are you talking to me?

Phoenix
me's a vegetarian...

cermiestar
you can get high on PASTE?

Phoenix
you can get high on ANYTHING...

cermiestar
i ate three sugar cubes and went crazy big grin

Corran
Me too.

yerssot
should keep her away of toads then

Corran
you truly are krankzinnig.

yerssot

Phoenix
wassat mean?

yerssot
krankzinnig

Corran
It's like a lunatic or criminally insane, that's right isn't it Yerrs?

yerssot
dunno, you wrote it wink

Phoenix
me so confuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused...

yerssot
that's the way we like it wink

finti
aha aha

happy kine
ouch... no more drunk day before work day. i was 20 min late to work today. wait what am i saying... work is not important... let me start that over..... no more working after drunk days.

Corran
Now that's the spirit.

memememe
this was truely made for me

Tired Hiker
Damn, I'm so bummed. My computer crashed yesterday when I was getting drunk and I tried for an hour and a half to get back on, but no luck. I ended up watching the beginning of Two Towers again and I passed out.

GroundedAgain
i am dead drfunnk right nwo i candt f ucking type

LindsIsTightK
Awww that sucks TH

Tired Hiker
Yeah, tonight I am on my room mate's parents computer. He's house sitting and they have a dell. We didn't pay our cable bill so we haven't had tv for like threee months. He's watching the real world right now while I drink some beer and type.

Rogue Jedi
i used to be able to drink 15 to 20 longnecks a night.....not any more....old age sux.....

Tired Hiker
I hear that. I'm going thru a drinking binge lately. Not the norm for me, contrary to popular belief. But it's fun for now.

Rogue Jedi
beer, ok....hard liquor, me no likeeeee!!!!!! no thumb down

Tired Hiker
Tequila scares me.

Rogue Jedi
i was in russia back in 1988 and tried some moonshine vodka...no shit.....they make moonshine over there.....

Tired Hiker
That must be crazy vodka. Vodka doesn't smell they say, but I think I can smell it. It smells kind of like Saki.

Rogue Jedi
this stuff was like paint thinner....

LindsIsTightK
vodka tastes and smells just like rubbing alcohol

badkittykitty
okay i am drinking some smirnoff right now and it's pretty alright

Tired Hiker
That's funny, I'm cracking open a Smirnoff as we speak. What the heck. I'm gonna except the fact that tomorrow will be long and painful.

Phoenix
*sprays vodka around the room*

Tired Hiker
no, i'm really drinking a smirnoff, in real life.

happy kine
i had a hard time getting beer yeaterday

happy kine
its almost time to start the drinking. its almost happy (kine) hour...

Tired Hiker
Why was it hard to get beer yesterday?

LindsIsTightK
Awww I feel sorry for that poor man that wants a beer

happy kine
hey i'll take skunk weed too...

LindsIsTightK
What the f**k? blink

happy kine
thats what it will do to you What the f**k? wacko

Tired Hiker
smokin' skunky sticky greeny

LindsIsTightK
I'm already tired, if I smoke weed then I will definitely pass out

happy kine
muahaha... i gots some of the good stuff at home... and its time to go home...

Tired Hiker
Damn, I wish I lived in florida right now so I could be home already smoking and drinking. I'm binging lately. I have issues and the alcohol and thc help.

happy kine
indeed they do. and if you lived in florida you'd have to wake up early. oooooohhhhh its 5... quitin' time.

Tired Hiker
What are you going to drink today, Happy kine?

happy kine
no drink today... i just hit the gravity bomb. i need to get my oil changed... too bombed

Corran
Several Guiness later and I think its time I came here.

Tired Hiker
God I love guiness! big grin And gravity rips!

LindsIsTightK
I need some alcohol, today is not going right

Tired Hiker
Why, what's wrong little one?

LindsIsTightK
My lip is the size of Texas and everyone is pissin me off

Tired Hiker
Why the f*ck did your brother hit you? What the f*uck is up with that?

LindsIsTightK
We were wrestling and his fist just magically made its way to my face, no biggy I guess

Tired Hiker
Sweet, my roomie just called and I'm going over to his parents house to drink the rest of the Smirnoffs. I may be back if you are all so lucky!

Tired Hiker
Oh yeah, accidents happen. No biggie.

LindsIsTightK
actually it is a big deal because i have to go places tomorrow and i dont want to go because i have a balloon attached to my face

badkittykitty
awe linds that suxs big time,did ya put some ice on it?

LindsIsTightK
yeah I have iced it, and right now I have a hot rag on it

badkittykitty
damn hope it dont bruise to much those things have a way of doing that

Tired Hiker
Hey BBK, let have you been to the next level, as far as Smirnoff? Do you know what I mean?

badkittykitty
hey your back little drinking buddy cool been to the next level, as far as Smirnoff,you mean bogger(how do you spell that word for snot?) flinging drunk yes..maybe I dont know.what is it?

LindsIsTightK
*feels left out*

Tired Hiker
Smirnoff Ice Triple Black. Mmmm.

Tired Hiker
LInds, sneak some liquer from your parent's cabinets already, jesus christ.

badkittykitty
I am gonna pick some up this weekend just heard about it
linds dont feel left out we love ya wink
as does a guy on another thread we wont mention his name stick out tongue

Tired Hiker
No, hey linds, be careful out there.

LindsIsTightK
shhh never mention names stick out tongue

Hi TH NONE of my family drinks, its terrible sad

Tired Hiker
Hmm. I don't know what to say. I want to change my senior member to something else and I forgot how.

badkittykitty
try edit profile custom user text,I think

LindsIsTightK
yeah i think it is something like that, might be edit options too

Tired Hiker
oh, my head hurts today. *drinks water*

Phoenix
boredboredboredboredbored... somone amuse me!

diegocala
Drink, drink, drink

Phoenix
big grin

diegocala
hickup..cough...drank too fast...

Phoenix
*slaps diego on the back*

diegocala
thank ya!
*wipes all the spatter off Phoenix*
sorry bout that cool

Phoenix
what are friends for?

must_kill_Santa
well my friends think i walk like im drunk

diegocala
when I walk drunk, I'm usually headed to the bathroom big grin

DeNiro
shows diego to the the ladies room diego go's in cause he is to drunk doesnt realize it, deniro looks back at phoniex sorry he deserved that for throwing up on u.

Phoenix
ooooooooooo! yoo is evil face!

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