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What is your record for being blown up, shot, beat up, while in game?

If you don't get what I mean, I'll use Galder as an example.

Episode II: Galder vs. Balek

-- Shot in the Leg
-- Arm Impaled
-- Blown Up Once

In this game, I've beaten that...

Episode IV: Galder vs. Persis

-- Radiation Poisoning
-- Shot in the Arm
-- Blown Up Twice

I could get worse really fast...

What are your records?

hmm..i dunno. Not many..smaller injuries anyway. I think i migh have been shot in this game b the miramar, but it haasn't been mentioned since..so i don't know. Anyway...not past your record

You WERE partially crushed by a very confused tree, Dexx...


I've been shot in the shoulder. only other hurt wuz to my bank account...

in a duel? none at all
well rex... show how good you really are

I badly damaged my credability by trying to smash a door through instead of just cutting through it with my light sabre....

You'll all trump it in number 5 when the Death Star comes back int ime and blows you all up, with the Emperor saying "All is proceeding as I have preseen," in the background...

I think the volcano 'unpleasantness' in the first episode still has the most amount of trouble for any single group at any one time.

well... I'll call it "using your head", bay

"Use my lightsabre" is such a good catch-all solution to things, of course. it's one of the reasons why computer games annoy- with all these mysteriously sabre-proof doors.

yeah, well..at least i can walk

Still no one rivalling my record?

The saber-proof doors in the games are pissing me off...

I think the worst was nearly being blown up by a thermal detonator alongside Gundy.

hmm worst so far
is letting a bomb explode right behind me

serious back injury from that one

btw rex didn't galder lose an arm
in a fight against marcus?

Oh, right.

Losing my arm was probably one of my worst defeats, but not as bad as getting the sh*t beaten out of me. I admit my defeat on that one, Fire. The only opponent to defeat me outright so far.

YEEY

happy me

thx rex now I feel good
but I wanna fight dexxie sooner or later

if we ever meet he's mine

haha, you bastard ..i know better than to get at saber fighting with you....thant's not my field. Though...watch out for 'em falling cielings mwahaha

Yes, Dexx is good with all that Force hocus-pocus...

And Yerss, I didn't mean only in a duel. I remember you were shot once...

You guys had better be aware that the last story will have shed loads of duelling, some in a 'no-retreat' scenario.

Whoa, deadly...

really? but..but...my saber skills are not quite up to it, i think

MINE are...

Ush, I need some damage... The impending duel with the Jedi seems like a good place... just don't mess with my tail or head... I need those...

I cant wait for the big fights...

well dexxie old chump

than that will be a night to remember

mwahaha...but i have other means of fighting

Next episode is on the planet of the Ysalamari, where Force Powers do not work...

Strike one

we're playing BASEBALL??

no but at Strike three dexx is dead

Ysalamari, huh? Good thing I decided to work with 'sabres...

yea it's useful

but you're killing me here, ush...

too bad

it's like sending a party of fighters into a dungeon filled with undead, no problem if they had a cleric
so evil

I'm such an DM

but..but ..the force is my only ally! *cries*

Then you are allie-less...

omg, omg..*panics*

only one way dexx... kill yourself in this game

there's no need to. i might die anyway

you will die anyway
atleast if I gets to fight you

Oh wait, no... that was an incredibily crappy EU invention... my bad!

No, the next episode is on the planrt of Sabreless, where atmospheric conditions prevent lightsabres from functioning...

... and guns and explosives as well...

then I'll just have to be more sneaky hihi, I'll find some normal ancient weapon to kill him with

sabreless, eh?

sounds perfect to me. you'll just have to use sticks there, fire. WHILE you wtch out for 'em falling cielings

Oh shit...

Oh goody its gonna be a proper punch up then!

Well, we could all use metal swords... *ponders* Nah...

S-sabreless?!?!



WHY'D I HAVE TO GO AND OPEN MY DAMNED FAT, UGLY, STUPID MOUTH!?!?!?!?!!

WHY WHY WHY WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*hyperventilating*

That damn atmosphere don't do anything to hand-to-hand combat abilities, does it?


If it does, that's crappy enough to be EU!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait, my mistake again

The next episode is on the planet Bard, where everyone dies if they do not speak in rhyming couplets.

(Note- Baylin is now happy...)

"That sounds like a good idea for a story, Ush..." is what Rex would be saying right now. He's gone story crazy...

*blows up the planet Bard with the Death Star*

Oops...

On topic wise, I was shot in the shoulder once...I think...

How about planet Nooxygen? Where if you take one breath you die!

how about planet lightsideless..it's way easier for us

LL

hehe then you'd win the darkside way, by cheating

no honour in that

No honor in chasing down Dark-siders that you don't even know where they are and letting a bunch of people die via radiation...

A little birdie told me...

A little birdie oracle?

Direct me to this avian!

I is always happy

rex... you cheat and STILL lose?

No one is dead yet, and the game would be a lot more fun if people just read their side of the story

Well, I DO have a Jedi for a brother *coughBBcough* Who said I was reading your stuff?

even so, you shouldn't know anything from that side

well..it's ok for your brother to be a traitor ...but i hope you're not spilling infor to him too

Nope. My lips are zipped...

Though, the Light-siders know we got to Persis first and cut his head off...

that's in a seperate thread, that's not difficult

yah

But...we won! You're supposed to be groveling on your knees as we take off with the Astrolabe!

you're not gone yet

Will be soon...

relax rex, ush lets you win this time, ... see, after all that beating around we did to you, he was afraid you perhaps would leave

well, i guess i conpensate with my loss

...

Actually, I'm just good, with Dexx's help.

Hmm! You didn't get that Astrolabe by your self Sonny Jim. You'd a struggled with out my help

Actually, I'd be mortally wounded, but that's besides the point...

Wow, I survived!

the worst damage ive had done to me? hm well i was a jedi in a simm my friend was hosting and by the end of the simm i had 7 broken ribs like 50 cuts and slasghes on my skin and i think one of my legs got cut off but i can't remember

Yowch! That's gotta hurt...