for those looking for a New Job

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Corran
"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"

You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"

Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"

You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

"COMPETITIVE SALARY"

We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"

We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"

We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"

You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"

Some time each night and some time each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY"

Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"

We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED"

Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

"APPLY IN PERSON"

If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"

We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"

You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
Definition of terms in job adverts !

LindsIsTightK
so true so true

ragesRemorse
thats great'

LindsIsTightK
I prefer the 3 drunk women joke myself wink

Vetkin
This shit blows ass, mate.

LindsIsTightK
You need to calm down on the language Vetkin before the mods say something to you

Vetkin
My apologies again, dearie! Won't happen again.

LindsIsTightK
wink

@ngel
I like the fourth to last one thumb up

DeNiro
I just applied to a fast food place stick out tongue

Sacrifise666
i already have a job. i might get another one .


i work for target now but it's been slow so im gona get a 2nd job for some extra bling bling.blue_bandana

nazgulinthedark
i dont have to get a job stick out tongue muhahahahahaha

Sacrifise666
naz shut up snob.


unlike you i earn my money all you do is go bug your father and he shuts your ass up by making you happy.

god i hate rich people.

blue_bandana

nazgulinthedark
im not rich

and my parents never give me money

confused

Sacrifise666
then you probably work them corners.


25 cents a turn. blue_bandana

nazgulinthedark
if i were old enough i would have job, right now it would be illegal for me to have a job

DeNiro
I have to get a job to pay off some of the car payments i got for my new acura and also the ****ing gas my car takes premium and its driving me nuts.

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