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ok this should be good, i will try to give the best advice as i could to ne one who asks for it if they got a problem come to this thread and ask me and i will try to give ya good advice now i bet this turns intoa lets make fun of DeNiro thread but i thought it was a good idea and if it is a personal proble pm me and i will answer it there and if ne one wants to be partners in this thread i would apprecitae it i would like to have Rages or Evil Dead to be a partner since i think i know them best on the site

alright then, what are some good butt exercises I can do?

yess sumthing i can answer ok if u have a gym by ur house go to it then ask for a hack sqaut machine put a comfortable weight on it that u can do for 8 to 12 reps and spread ur feet wide apart and then it will hit all ur glut muscels in ur butt givin u a firmer more developed ass

how do i make my...ya know...junk larger?

hmmm I c

haha well i can tell u how to make it look bigger sha*ve ur s**t, make it nice and clean cut and it looks bigger or get pills but only u would ask sumthin so dumb lol

You have to learn to use stars in your words, otherwise you are gonna get in trouble

o ok sorry i will edit it hold up

I have the stomach flu any ideas on how to cure that?

doctor medicen go to pharmcy ask for something that cures it

sob I feel so crappy

"DeNiro pats linds on back says ull get better no get out of my thread beofre u get everyones else sick lol jp jp jp

well, deniro..i was wondering if you'd give me your insight on the development of cold fusion. i'm simply puzzled..

I dont even know what cold fusion is

well, you know...fusion, fission. Fission is breaking an atom into smaller pieces. some atoms (plutonium for ex) release great ammount of energy in a very short time when fissioned. thus the atomic bomb.
fusion is reconstructing the atom.
the hot and cold fusion are just means of doing it. we have discovered hot fusion but it's means are very expensive and not by far fezable.
Cold fusion is still under projects, for all we civilians know ..but don't mind me, i'm 16

Well I will be 17 in two weeks and all that science talk makes me awfully confused

well, i explained it as easy as i could...i really like this stuff...though i barely pass the class at chemistry.

this is off topic, but I really like your sig Dexx

thanx...everyone tells me that..yippie.
now back ontopic....i was asking deniro on an advice on how to discover and understand cold fusion ..(well i'm only joking ya know)

Yeah I think he left or something

well, i definitely need a better advice than that

lol, yeah dont we all

I bet he's looking cold fusion up on yahoo. I got a question, how do I reduce mix minus on the ifb of truck seven at my work?

my oh my, i wonder if he realized what this was gonna be like

he he he he.

I dont even know what you guys are talking about

Dear DeNiro:

i have a problem with my pets jumping on the furniture,they wont stop! please help me!

p.s. what was it like to work with joe pesci? thanks in advance
bkk

yeah, deniro, was pesci a snob or what?

does it matter ITs Deniro mr raging bull. but anyway Im studying quantum physics and im having trouble incorperating fuzzy logic into it, i cant find the right variables can you point me in the right direction? or you could just tell me how a lava lamp works and save me a bunch of researching

man it is 6 30 am where i am and i just read dexx's post now im going to be confused all day lol but to BKK i would have to say to make up a signal to ur pets to not jump on the couch or furnitue and they see the signal and u alwyas have a treat in ur hand for the first few times then after about the 3rd time they will rember what they get if they dont jump on the couch.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
does it matter ITs Deniro mr raging bull.


tired hiker go get a new truck and to linds yeah i kinda figured i would get some hard ass questions and Joe was always a good time cussed more then me but a cool guy and to mr rages whats that mean lol i dont care just want to know and no one post on this between 8 to 3 cause i at school and i wont be able to read all the qeustions unless u just want to post on it and not ask ne thing.

o go to my old thread he lava lamp one then youll get ur answer haha

DeNiro,

i got a question. You see I met this strange girl on this board and I tend to hit on this person alot. I really find her awesome, yet its hard to reach into her heart, know what Im sayin, mate? So got some advice?

well if u have never met this person off line then i would suggest that u dont pursure any type of relationship with her cause people online can lie about ne thing i mean how would we know if they werent. but if u find this person very cool and like them alot then keep talkin to them find out there dislikes likes and stuff like that if they find u as intresting as u find her then i say just have a fun time talking to them and havin a friendship over the net because if ur askin what i think ur askin then dont try to hook up with them at ne point in the time cause u never know who ur tlking to online

Nah, man. I don't mean that sort of crap. I dont wanna meet this person off-line or anythin. but jus wanna talk to her and stuff. Anyway, thanks for the advice. Oh, by the way, got any love sayins for the lady?

De Niro, my boomerang won't come back, I've waved the thing all over the place, practised until I was black in the face but my boomerang won't come back, I can ride a Kangaroo and make kinkajou stew, but I'm a big disgrace to the human race, my boomerang won't come back!! what should I do????

i think i know who u r talkin to and that person is very nice so jus be ur self and talk about being preppy even if ur not cause she is a prep and i know she will post on this and say sumthing lol sorry but umm i usally dont use lovelines but i can give u a funny pick up line for grins. u must be a parkin meter ticket cause u got FINE written all over u sorry had to throw that lil thing in there for laughs

got to go so noone post for at least anothe 5 hour ok lata

dude your the next opera, and hiker asked if deniro was stuck up i just said it doesnt matter if he's stuck up hes allowed to be stuck up if he wants to after raging bull and taxi driver and what can i do about stupid people

no..i wasn't looking on yahoo, hiker

you know three inches of top water can supposedly be able to be transferred into cold fusion and be able to power several power plants

yes...that 'supposedly' there ruins everything. AS i said...for all we know, they're only at project stages with cold fusion

I know, 5 hours dude! But hey, thanks a bunch. You're one witty bloke, DeNiro.

i only said supposedly because its theory, there openly reaserching cold fusion. I read a book called cold fusion the making of a scientific controversy by david peat, i diddnt understand most of it but i was curious so i read it and scients say that there near the brink of discovery on learning how to harness it, so im sure like you said they have more knowledge on it than we know.

maybe they even got it..but like many other break throughs....things have to be thought before introducing them into the system..especially these possible economic turn arounds

No, I was asking if Pecsi was stuck up. We all know De NIro is the bomb.

I meant De Niro was looking it up to learn about it to answer your question. sheesh. I better type more clearly.

And Deniro, the answer you gave to my truck question is way more right that you could have ever guessed. Good job. The ifb in truck 7 is shot just as is the alignment and the broken sliding door. It's way old and a new one would be the best thing.

thanks for the advice doc! i cut my willy off trying to shave down there! jk lol

ok i back i will be on tongit fire away peeps and tired hiker arnet i good at this lol and kid rock if u shave that bad then u deserve to have it cut off and since u like running through the threads naked all the time why do u need to get biugger u dont mind showing it off lol

How do i get ride of an offerconfident, authority issued 15 year old?

I refer you to my unanswered question earlier.

sorry corran ok well have u ever heard that one joke ur so ugly that u threw a boomarang and it didnt come back well maybe we have this problem on ur hands how bout u let a hott girl throw it and if it comes back and then u throw it and it doesnt then it is cause ur ugly so try that see if that happens then if thats the deal then get plastic surgey lol

ok crash i bet ur reffering to ur brother and all i have to say to that is give him some porn like a playboy tell him u will take him one party with hott ladies if he dosent bother u then he will always be good and as i said before porn is always a good bribe ok i hope that helps

De Niro is on fire! Look out!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/blowup.gif

Actually I am refering to Vertkin. (see the "Anybody fun to chat with in this ****in place?" thread)

oo i forgot to post this on the thread in no way shape or form should my views be taken seriously if u want to use my ideas then u do on ur own free will and not that i told u so none go doing shit and say it was my fault that sumthing happend ok there now none can sue me lol

Ok! I need advice....see there is this guy who is really super hot ! like omg hot his name is Alex but one of my friends was with him and they broke up with him and she hates him! a few days ago he asked me out !

What the hell should I do he is sexy as all hell but shes my friend!?

Help!

The old disclaimer post! Keeps one out of trouble, so, De Niro, another question. I'm broke and I need money to buy beer tonight since I'm still on my huge long drinking binge. How do I get free beer? And lots of it?

GO FOR IT! sorry Dinero

hahahahaha tired hiker rules lol

should I!? talk about boy problems! but what the hey! maybe my girlfriend will never know! ...or what if he tells her and she hates me!

arghhhhhhhhh!

Yeah, sorry DeNiro, but maybe we can give advice while you are gone to help ease the load. All I have to say is "bros before hos" at least with me and my buddies. Your friends will be there for life, while some guy who just wants to bone you doesn't want to be your friend for life. If you cherish the friendship you have with the girl, don't give him the time of day cuz he's probably asking you out just to get some play and to make your friend feel like sh!t. But if you don't cherish your friendship, what the hell, spend time with the guy I guess.

Damn, Bella. I wish I was young again. What could have been, you ****!!!!!!!!!

well if i went out with a girl like i am know and we broke up and i ended up hating her but my friend was asked out by her i would say go for it i wouldnt be mad but since u r a girl then i say dont go out with him because girls always will fight over shit like this ak ur friend first if she thinks its ok then do it but honeslty it isnt worth lossin ur friend over a boyfriend cause i gurennt u brake up with him in a week or month so ask ur friend first get the ok then go for it but if she doesnt then foget about the guy iight

yeah tired hicker is right friends first but ne way to tired hicker i got a plann go up to some kids that r under age and ask them for money to buy them beer and then tell them u get half if u get it for em and then buy it for them and get half ok there u can drink tonighte lol

I like it! Thanx DeNiro!

man i am better at this then i thought i have answered all questions pretty good o yeah to crash overload i forgot to post about the guy umm just tell him to **** off stop being a werido he doesnt have the right he ahs only been on the site for like a week but he posted on my thread seems like a cool dude

omg thank you you guys!

I thought deniro and tired hiker would give me bullsh!t advice but you guys are so sensitive and sweet ! wow thank you ....you guys are right i should just talk to her first because as tired hiker said bros before hoes!
Thank you very much!

I know tired hiker what could have been !!!!! i mean with a whore like you ..... (imagines) ooooooweeeeeee! hot lol

im working the sensitive angle her fellas-OZ from american pie one best movie

and tired hiked if u want u can be my partner in crime with this iight cause i need help posting when im not here ok just if u giv a shitty response and they say u do then pm me and tell me to post my own answer and oncew again im not responsible for waht tired hiker says also ok

Cool, DeNiro, thanx bro.

One more thing Bella. I think deep down, whether she says yes or no, your friend would rather have you not go out with Alex. Okay, I'm done.

mr hiker using my favorite word "bro' since u said that u can deffintly answer ne post on here cause ne person that tlaks like me must be into all the same shit cause i have yet met a person that said bro to me ur the first right on mang

wooooooooo!

Tired hiker and Deniro friends Forever!

the dream team (how cute) helping love problem girls all over the world one sensitive advice at a time!

not to mention gettin crazy ass people like kid rock get bigger "junk" as he put it and yes T H and me forever lol jk jk but yeah he is a cool dude

AWWWWW!

I'm so blushing too.

how whore of you.....too blush

jk

noone wants to ask us for advice tonighte oo darn

how can i pass my drug test without using cleansers im poor

got a friend that is a good sport get him to piss in a cup for ya put it in a case go to the place go to the bathroom swithc containers bingo u passed

I would never want to take love advice from the two of you, that would just scare me

hahaha they were my last choice lind! lol but the advice wasnt so bad !lol

lol, Well I'm sure any advice can help but ehhhhhhhh I'm just not quite sure about those two

Whatever linds. You need a spanking.

hahaha

well tired hiker is a whore! what do you expect!

Dear Deniro:
thanks for the advice it was pretty good i must say ,I think i am gonna try it

BKK

Hey BKK, how did work go?

high ya linds,pretty crappy as I was leaving i got chased by a huge praying mantis..augh! how about you?get some sleep?

Hey, this is the asking advice thread, not the asking bbk how work went thread.

hey TH could be asking you how the drinking last night went?

This isn't the hey TH could be asking you how the drinking last night went Thread.

Nor is it the I ended up staying up too late and drinking too many Smirnoffs and I had a slight headache at work today but I had an easy day so it all worked out thread either!

Smirnoffs knocked a muther out last night..but i'll stay on topic

I hear ya, and I really don't care if we go off topic, I mean what's the worse that could happen, ah ha ha. You wake up and Raz and Kes are standing over your bed with a chainsaw! ah ha ah. Ush sneaks down your chimney and throws a smoke grenade in your bedroom! Hha hha hah haaa! Sometimes I kill myself.

TH you slay me ,i can almost see it, a bunch of kmc ninjas hunting people down for not staying on topic lol

That should be a movie.

Yeah baby!!!!!!!

then we can start a thread about it,and we will be the moderators then they make a movie about us and so forth wow what a cycle of events that could start

And then there will be an earthquake and a monkey somewhere in the film, and a dwarf! Gotta have a dwarf!

as long as he's more of a umpa loompa type we dont want scare the audience to much, and maybe sandy franks should direct it he does so good with the likes of gamera and godzilla,and we do have monkeys he can make it time of apes style see that one its the bomb

bbk, what's the bomb?

Where did everyone go? GRRRRRRR

its ok...i am here.....

Well everyone else seems to have disappeared

never fear, rogue jedi is here!!!!!

Hey that even rhymes

time of the apes by sandy frank is the bomb 4 shizil dizil

I have never even heard of that, wow I am so young...................

or I am so old!.. egh *cough*

You aren't old so shush

hurray! thanks,age is gonna hit me like a ton of bricks one of these days though

I'm sure it will, but it will hit all of us one day so dont feel alone

true that,true that.

Dear DeNiro,

Thanks again for your advice yesterday about the girl I met. anyways, i guess i sorta screwed the whole thing up and ended up being a wreck. Any help on this subject? I totally blew my chance with the most amazing girl here. So I need serious help mate.

-vetkin

I got a hot girl to throw it and it still did not come back, what else can I try.

PS I still have not discounted the plastic surgery option.

ok this is a two in one well to vetkin alll i have to say if ne one says that u r like or r going to be like neo7 then all i would have to say is dont act like a big shot and apoligize before sumthing get blown out of the water even more i dont know how u screwed it up so im not sure if it is fixable but just tell her whatever u said was wrong and hope that u two could still be friends and then once again apoligize after she says ok if she does and even if u didnt mess it up it is still ur fault ur the guy so its always our fault but ne way just tell her ur sorry and then hope that she will forgive u. i hope that help a lil bit


ok to mr corran ur boomarang is broken go buy a new one or try this to make u think that it came back why dont u throw it run very fast the the other side of where u threw it and then catch it so u feel that it did come bak to u and also this might get a lil trying so instead of throwin ur boomarang i suggest getting a friend and playing frizby iight im out for another 5 hours lata

thanks for the insight chap! Who's neo7?

neo7 had this thread that was lets throw the moenators off the baords he went crazy to make a long story short loony bin koo koo, koo koo

So what! Nobody liked this guy? i wanna know coz I dont wanna end up bein like this bloke you're talkin bout.

oo mann noone wants advice noone likes me :/

but ne way vetkin well diego sure liked to pick on him as i see he also does to u and dont make fun of diego at ne time cause he is god so if ur lookin not to get hated i would suggest not makin fun of ne of the members excpet neo7 cause he was nuts i never heard of him till his last thread

Dear DeNiro, I need advice, my car is broke down...seems to be a charging problem, do I try to fix the POS or break out the double barrel and put it out of its misery?

Oh, and I have this itchy burning sensation...

the itchy burning sensation is that lube u have been using but about ur car if u can wait like by tommorw my body owns a shop and i can ask him for ya if ya want damn first qeustion i didnt answer

Yeah, ask him...brand new alternator, brand new battery...still won't charge up...

hmm that odds maybe u need a knew charger sorry i dont know ne thing about engines but yeah i will ask him fo sure infact ill call him tongithe and send ya a pm

While you have him on the phone, ask him if I need to fill up my blinker fluid, it looks low

i prolly will have ur pm for u some time tonioghte and u live in arizona thats where i want to go to colege some day if i figrue out how to spell so they will let me in

i prolly will have ur pm for u some time tonioghte and u live in arizona thats where i want to go to colege some day if i figrue out how to spell so they will let me in I want to be a sun devil and get all that arizona pussy out there hmmmm num nums

Ah yeah!!! That is where I went to school!! Go ASU!!!! Sun Devils!
Oh and D...it is out here, all tan and in very little clothing

i bet bro when i go to college and i get to go there i will be sure to giv ya a call and we can get drunk off or ass toghther then we can go explore that great wonderful land of **** after the bar

ok i got to keep this thread alive so posting on it to get up to new again

Well, can you give me advice on what to choose? what came first thee egg, or the elephant?

hmmm a intelligent question i can see i would have to say he came first then the elephant then the egg cause god dont giv a **** what order he puts these goofy creations on earth

that just made my day, along with othermore important things.

hey, deniro...help me with a fashion question...should i wear flat front or pleated pants?

a fashion question i like it i would say buy some sand blasted pants those r better then ne thing and make sure u get a shirt that matches cause good pants and bad shirt just look dumb

i buy old navy....i wear tan khakis and either a blue polo or black tennis shirt to work.....

buy a pair of white sand blasted pair of jeans then were a black tennis shirt polo that would be a cool going out to clubbin outfit but why r we talkin about work cloths **** work work is dumb lol

how am i supposed to pay my bills?

ill send u money or become a stripper , stripper name could be big saber

i just accdiently press the report to monertor buton im like what the hell where am i lol but ne way its 1 20 am where i live and im boarde who wants advice

Dear Deniro:
What's another word for thesaurus?
thanks
bkk

good question BKK lol

well dictionary cause a thesarus tells u what a word means so i would have to say dictionary i personally call it tranasorus though

hmmmmm interesting

defiantly

Deniro why is the sky blue?

good one linds...

I thought so, must be why he isnt answering.............

well the first time me and god got high together, that is the first color he saw when he was twicking, so he made the sky that color cause he said nething that is as high as the sky should be that color