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I ripped this off of the one word story thread. This one you can use a couple of words. Like 2-7 words or something. I'll be happy to start it. Okay, here it goes.

There was this guy one time who . . .

had a major drinking problem.

opps you guys are to fast,augh!

and so he went to AA

tried to get some help but..

opened a brewery instead.

hired some..

stoners and some thiefs and then

went and told stories bout the one that got away.....

but didnt 'cause they knew someone would kick their...

lily white asses.

ass as soon as they opened their mouth.

But then a miracle happened

they just couldn't stop discussing about an amazing girl they met and how they lost her

on the way to the corner store

god got pissed because

'cause god heard him flappin his gums..

and hit them on their head and they then realized how stupid they were about the girl

and he moved on

not just yet tho and he said screw this, im gettin her back...

but then he got hit by a car

he realized god had no intention on allowing his..

he still tried to get Lindsay back....

but an airplane hit him and disintigrated him

then Satan came to claim his soul

and he disappeared forever.

but he said **** you and asked his frien T H to clone him...

but tired hiker don't believe in clonin'

ah, screw it, he asks BKK to...

shoot him in the head.

..bkk is in league with the devil and puts him quickly over some hot coals after the shooting

then he says ppl bash him so he asks his other friends to clone him

but no one listens because he won't stop harassing linds.

and he dont know when to stop

Alrite alrtie alrite! Tired hiker I aint harassin Lindsay. I just, I dont know man. Im wasted like one sick mother****er. i dont want Lindsay to see me like this. im a bloody wreck mate. sorry bout ruining your fun thread.

the only fun ruined was Vetkin Skywalker's after god smitted him

Sorry again. Meant no harm. Im really sorry for ruining the thread in any way.

the ppl said by-bye Vetkin scram before Satan comes back

but then Lindsay came back

and brought the rogue a beer

and she brought herself one too

and one for the kitty

but the kitty wasnt here to accept it

so guess who did

Well not Vetkin because he doesnt drink beer

Hey, I aint a kid. I drink beer. Hell, i love beer. Beer, beer, beer! Its totally rad.

Vetkin does take it tho

Then Lindsay tells Vetkin he just proved himself a liar

then rogue backs up linds and ***** slaps vetkin for stealing kittys beer

Eventually Vetkin has no choice considering a man as large as the Rock wants his beer

Then Lindsay wants to know why Vetkin lied about his age

Huh?

You just said you werent a kid

Alrite, I aint a kid. I meant kid as in 4 years old to 14 years old. see thats kid.

laughs and tells vetkin that size aint everything

Vetkin says Suuure. And still gives his beer regardless.

Lindsay said that size IS everything for some people

I knew it exclaims Vetkin. RJ you are one sly sonofagun, you!

Then Lindsay told Vetkin that that little joke of hers really had no pun intended

Vetkin says "Ohhhhh. No pun there. Sorry"

Next, Lindsay told everyone on the forums that she thought Vetkin was quite dense

Vetkin says "Alright. Im not dense. Im a little off. Uh, Rain Man-type little off. Im really a genius."

yeah sure you are

boy..the gloves are right off tonight, eh linds? ps: i checked out your pic....very pretty....

After she kicked Vetkin in the head, Linds went to find more pictures of Britney Spears

Really. i am.

Lindsay......uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,....user name LindsIsTightK. Off-........Topic Godgodess.

britney spears? blah.......mila jovovich!!!!!

Vetkin what are you talking about?

You, love. rain_man.

hey, Lindsay's dense! Lindsay's Dense.

yey, how do you like the dose of your own medicine? Yey!

rain_man???

Alright lets stop this madness.

WHAT IS RAIN MAN?!?!?

he is referring to the movie...i think vetkin has been sipping on grandpas cough syrup again.

Well RJ can you explain what that might have to do with me?

i have no idea, linds.....i am just telling you about the movie, i thought that was what was confusing you.

It doesnt have anything to do with you Linds. It was a joke. You know, no pun intended.

That was, that is, the part that is confusing is that I dont know what rain_man has to do with me

you guys should chill before someone says something they dont mean.

Lindsay said that this story would definitely get an F if we turned it in to an English teacher

are you referring to yourself in the 3rd person?

*well this is a story so yes I am*

ok....*looks at linds as if she just sprouted horns*

Next, Lindsay punched RJ in the face and informed him that those were there to hold up her halo

*cries and retreats to corner, hoping linds ceases to lay a smackdown on him*

*walks away, I am too tired to deal with this*

*licks his wounds*

*walks in and is looking for my beer* "hey rj need some salt for that?"

*walks in tired and horny* "ok who wants some?"

Take me Backfire. I've been a bad bad man. Just kidding.

im so tired

I'm always tired, hence the name.

im gollum thats what my friends call me

Why do your friends call you gollum?

because i have big sparkily green eyes like gollums

The Lindsay came to fix this thread and make it back into a story

but that lasted only a short time because

TH is so dense and had a lot of questions

like why do I get smacked around all the time?

and then diego replyed by saying

it was a long dark lonely road, and I had only one...

cordless extension cord to...

connect myself to the internet.

And found his true love.

thats not a complete sentence

she said

after that

she went

to the sex chat room and met

with her latin lover

Ush. they,

along with her viking friend finti,

went to a _______ (fill in) bar and....

spent all ush and fintis cash on

the nice dancer.

her name was bad kitty kitty.

and rogue jedi was her pimpdaddy.

but deniro came in and stole herawaythen

"tried" to steal her away....rogue didnt raise a finger, BKK laughed in deniros face and bowed before the rogue.....

then deniro did sumthin crazy he but on a side not this is my 900th post o yeah

kicks back as kitty gives him a monster lap dance.....

deniro winks at jedi throws him a

beer and leaves before things get ugly

deniro laughs and speed off in his

le car

let me reprahse what rj meant deniros 1977 chevy SS black with white racing stipes there ya go isnt that waht u meant rj

*slaps himself at the silly typo*

desides to pick rj to go to the

senior prom.

the prom was just delightful for them to..

but everyone made fun of them because

we took everyone chicks and they got mad at us

but then they were relieved to find you werent gay

after all it appeared a little fishy

damn it two agaisnt one where is rj deniro trys to use the force to summin him

the force is strong here i can sense it..

not that strong my force must have broke

awh dang! well any who..back at the ranch..

there were llamas

tugging at TH's ..

tight ass weenie pants

( bhahah I am speechless!)

But Lindsay wasnt speechless so she..................

..told the lamas to..

fart in my face.

eat TH's tight ass weenie pants right off his hairy bottom

llamas are eager to please

anything TH wants them to

because love is in the air

and TH is nowhere around to feel it

llamas are sick