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SYDNEY, Friday: A man describing himself as a passionate masturbator has admitted that he spiked his own drink with the drug rohypnol in order to have his way with himself.

The man told police he deliberately set out to prey on his own company, by slipping the potent sedative pill into his vodka and tonic while he wasn't looking. He said his plan from the outset was to take advantage of himself while his defences were down.

"I was really on the hunt for some self-abuse," the man said. "And when I saw this hottie bit of hand leaning on the bar I slipped myself a mickey, and the next thing I know I was taking myself back to my place."

Police have described the man as one of several predatory masturbators currently operating in the watering holes around the inner city of Sydney.

"In fact, it's fair to say that most Sydney bars are full of w*nkers," a police spokesman said.

hehe

ROFL!!!!

where do you find all this information
im me again

Yes you are.

i like to be me

yes, you do.

stop it

*looks around hands raised plams up* stop what?

all the yes you answers

I was just agreeing with you.

well you could change your answer abit you sound like a robot

OK.

yes, you could

thats better

yes it is

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away from ANNOYING mad people*

yes, we are

yea dexx and corran are evil

evil I tells ya

yes we are.

yeah

*pops head round corner walks in carefully*

Funny thread

very

yes it is
(i think it's worn out by now, no?)

I'm just getting around to them, been very busy lately and such

totally worn out

yes it..could be

damn right

yes it is

ok i get it you take extra annoyence pills today or summin

yes i have

yes i thought so

yes you have

(you know..we used to have enlish grammar exercises like these a long time ago in school)

yes you did

yes i did

yes i know

yes you do

yes i always do

yes, you always do

yes i know i do

Hilarious. hysterical

Tex what the hell is that in your avy and sig?

Robot Maria!

Your wife?

I wouldn't mind getting my hands on those metal t!ts!

Wow, be sure to use a metal condom

I thought that WAS Tex....

Speaking of robots....I've always wanted to see Star Trek's Data metal robot dick!

*Walks away...FAR away from Tex*

Wow tex, have you been taking drugs

Data's always going on and on about how he "has perfectly working genitalia"....Well whip it out all ready!

*....Breaks into RUN*

* gives Tex a playboy magazine which is the issue of Carmen Electra * If Tex likes this then theres a chance that you can be normal, if he dosnt like this then he must enjoy dropping the soap

It bet its smooth and shiny! drool

Gosh maybe i shouldnt stalk Tex when i go to Texas in like 2 weeks

Tex is a crack head

From Japan to Texas?
You're in for a culture shock!

So what brings you to Texas? cowboy
What city are you visiting?

Holy crap, how did I double post?

ive lived in arizona for 8 years , would it still count as a culture shock?
and im going there to have surgery (dont know wut city yet)
its amazing how Japan cant oberate the surgery

Surgery?
You're probably coming to Houston or Dallas.

What kind surgery, if I may ask.

Yeah that is weird, Japan is way more technologically advanced than the US, you would think having surgery there would be a better option.

Where exactly do you live in Japan?
Were you born in the US?

I've always been infatuated with Japan! I would love to live in Tokyo!

one question at a time plz

I dont do requests! diva

Cool...

"What kind surgery, if I may ask." ear



"Yeah that is weird, Japan is way more technologically advanced than the US, you would think having surgery there would be a better option." the doctor said he didnt want to go any further



"Where exactly do you live in Japan?" near Toyko


"Were you born in the US?" yep

i know

Yep, thats why I said cool

Ear eh?
I've had problems with my ears too.
They right one mostly.
I have Temporomandibular Disorder which messes with my ears.
I get pressure pulsating senses and fullness.
Especially in the right one.

It doesn't effect my hearing but It's annoying and causes depression.
I just deal with it the best I can. Try not to dwell on it too much.

Do you have hearing problems?

Good luck with your surgery!

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Near Tokyo? How fabulous!
Tokyo is very expensive isn't it?

fine..

Ive had this ear problem since i was born >.<, both of them...

ive only been by the river (or whatever it was) in Toyko..so i dont know if its expensive

Only been by the river?
That doesn't sound fabulous at all! schmoll

the "by the river" was a boat ride


and i might have slept in Toyko...not sure if it was toyko though...could have been Yakota...and ive also been on the trains droolio

Those high speed bullet trains?

Now that's fabulous!

Its probably more fabulous than your robots pair of metal boobs

i had to go on it like 6 times..got boring...except when the japanese dudes started flirting wiht me droolio(it was for this Youth Confernce(sp?))