yessort,man or comptuer????
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DeNiro
ok once and for all is yessort a reall person a live living breathin human being or is he a comptuer generated thingy that is posting cause i keep gettin confused on this ok yesort time to know that truth f everyone knows he is a real guy then im going to feel like a dumbass not as dumb as this guy must be >
but pretty damn close
diegocala
I would say 1/2 n 1/2
yerssot
who is this yessort?
diegocala
processing, processing.....
data returned an extra r
yerssot
then it would be yessortr?
is he perhaps related to me? yessort, yerssot ... ?
diegocala
processing, processing
Data returned an errant r not extra
DeNiro
o u guys r funny o shitt sighs for a long time but ne way yessort if ur there what r u please stop toying with me
DeNiro
o u guys r funny o shitt sighs for a long time but ne way yessort if ur there what r u please stop toying with me
and diego stop encouragin him
yerssot
you guys lost me ...
DeNiro
damn com bakkkkk deniro crys cause he doesnt get his answer
yerssot
well, I want to give you an answer, but who is yessort??
diegocala
He wants to know if you are Real or an AI...
But you can't be serious D...how could he be a computer? I have never heard of a computer offering waffles and chocolate
yerssot
oooh! me? gotcha!
I'm not a computer, I'm an automatic !.php-responder program
which reminds me ... I get a new update on sunday
DeNiro
LMFAO hahahaha waffels and chcalte i dont know why i thought he was a AI but like there has been like 4 differnt things said that gve me that idea damn curiosty
Crash_Overload
Or getting some for that matter...
diegocala
I wouldn't talk about gettin sum Crash...j/k
yerssot
I'm not AI, if you say that you say I'm intelligent
DeNiro
i called u AI but not intellengt rember comptuer have flaws also muahah
yerssot
that's why I get updates
Crash_Overload
HA! that was gold.........
diegocala
I am updating myself right now
DeNiro
stop ****in toying with me arrggghhhhhh my brain is doing this right now
diegocala
Is that noodle baking?
yerssot
noodle? I'm hungry!
silver_tears
wat r u guys talking bout
yerssot
nooooooooooooooooooodles
diegocala
Well lets see
AI's
Waffles
Chocolate
Noodles
Spelling
And getting sum...
silver_tears
right
thats wonderful
and yerss ur always hungry
DeNiro
im eating noodels and two hamburgers right now num nums i wanted to post a thread even how good this macoroni is mmmm goood
yerssot
not only for food
DeNiro
ur nuts even for a u yessort
silver_tears
hehehe and deniro how can u possibly eat so much
diegocala
hes a growing boy
DeNiro
cause i am bulky right now got to eat at least six meals a day and not lil ones either but i never gain ne body fat but i still gain muscel mass o yeahh thanks u good genes, deniro says in background and drugs jp or im i???
silver_tears
still thats like more than i eat all day
DeNiro
ok listen to what i had last night two beef sandwiches with three boewls of appel sauce a half box of spaggetti and then like 2 hours later i ate a pizza a red baron frozen pizza i was really hungry last night
silver_tears
thats so friggin much how can u possibly eat that much
and yerss its jus cuz im like never hungry
yerssot
but what if you get invited to a romantic dinner?
silver_tears
i probably have like a salad
i jus dont like eating
and still i was like grossed out jus reading the list
diegocala
You eat like a little bird...so cute!
DeNiro
u want to hear the part that will make fat people made i still have nine percent bodyfat after all this bulkin shit so when i do my ripping stage before my competetion i will have like 6 to 5 to 4 percent body fat and i can eat that much cause i have been makin myself eat more then i can for a long time so i now eat more then i used to
silver_tears
thats funny why
ur like stuffing urself
i wanna like thro up with the thought of it
Fire
De I can't believe you fell for it,
and yerss this is your best con so far
yerssot
whatcha mean FM?
oh, I'll be sure they'll have no salad
Fire
you know what I mean
you coned everybody at school all the time
remember that stunt you pulled on eric on graduation that was hilarious
yerssot
er... no I don't...
what's coned btw?
DeNiro
oo mang fire a yessort know each other in real life oo man i am scared that those two r friends lol yessort u sound like a trip and yeah i did fall for it damn i am a con man but not a funny one well i am a funny guy but i mean when i con people it is for money or getting in there will or being luved by everyone and then they dont knwo shit about the real me muahahah seriously though i am awesome at it
yerssot
oooooooooooooh! THAT erik... hehe, twas pretty easy you know
Fire
well it was hilarious anywayz
yerssot
can't believe I already forgot that! everyone fell for that
DeNiro
tell tell tell the story of this graduation u have me intereged
diegocala
Hey D, yerssot's programmer just called he wants you to start spelling his name right....
Fire
I'll leave yerss the honour
yerssot
twas not a funny story though...
when it was graduation, I told everyone that the teacher told me that there were 5 in our class who should redo their year. (our class was pretty retarded, so twasn't difficult)
from the 17, 15 orso fell for it and all started panicking and calculating who could be one of those five...
one guy, erik, came late and I told him the story, and his eyes widened and his mouth fell open and he yelled "oh shit! I'm f*cked! damn it! I knew it! you can't be serious!" and more, he got panicking like the rest...
then when we got in the class, the teacher said with a big smile "now,... about the redoing of this year...", everyone sighed and got nervous..."there is no one who has to do it"
I was glad they didn't had rotten tomatoes with them
Fire
still cranksme up
yerssot
did I had you fooled FM?
DeNiro
i would have fallen for it yerssot and dieago i dont no how to spel
Fire
I doubt it, tho not sure possibly, but if you had me fooled I was going YES YES YES YES THANK GOD
yerssot
I thought 5 was actually pretty low
Fire
yea
btw I ran into lisa a few days back, not that I cared but still
silver_tears
u guys r crazy
yerssot
ran into? hope you knocked her out cold ...
hey, silver, crazy, but not dangerous
silver_tears
whos this lisa chick
and thats always good yerss
yerssot
some girl in our class who thinks she's the center of the universe, while everyone knows it's me!
hey, everything to keep you happy silver
Fire
nha, I didn't hit her, I was with storm walking along the great market square
tho I don't really remember which day... thinks back aah last time we ment, this tuesday, going to the McD's for some FOOD
DeNiro
mmmm fooood mcfluurries r goood
silver_tears
ick food
and dangerous is never good
although funny is
yerssot
you DIDN*T??? you feeling ok?
Fire
I could go for some McD's right now
*drooling*
Fire
hmm,
A) it's closed
B) it's like a 20 min bike ride from here to there
C) it's like a 30 min bike ride from there to you
yerssot
A) brake in
B) you'll get an excercise
C) see B
Fire
A) aion't good enough else I'd do it
silver_tears
*is lost in thought* ill have to find sumthing to do where not to focus on nasty food
yerssot
then steal some money too!
silver_tears
i dont like people breaking the law u know
yerssot
I don't like FM either
diegocala
would that be rock star?
silver_tears
dont fight guys
yerssot
I always listen to nice girls
Fire
damn forum edits everything
anywayz tennis so me's off for a while
DeNiro
what the hell happend to this threa i went to the fourth page and i can only scroll down to the part that says about the girl that is the center of atteion and i have no idea whats gong on now
yerssot
you don't like silver?
silver_tears
which girl????
buh bye fire
silver_tears
well thats nice deniro
LindsIsTightK
I think yerss is a real person ok
yerssot
what makes you think that?
DeNiro
he has to be to be that nutty still lost though still dont know what the fight between deiago and fire was
diegocala
No that was a fight between the Belgians
silver_tears
i think yerss is real too
yerssot
I hope so too! *dreams about future*
silver_tears
and wat exactly are u thinking bout
yerssot
something very very happy
Crash_Overload
HOLLY SH!T only about 1 hour this thread has been open and there are ALREADY over 95 posts!!!
DeNiro
yes i have very good threads everyone luvs me DeNiro
silver_tears
sumone has a big head
diegocala
Stop that D...you are supposed to pat yourself on the back not the a@@!!
DeNiro
but it feels so good
silver_tears
*looks away* u do that
yerssot
hey! there's a nice girl in the thread! keep it nice!
silver_tears
*looks back* r u done patting ur ass deniro
DeNiro
almoooossttt ok done
silver_tears
finally
yerssot
sure takes him a long time
DeNiro
i got a nice ass got to make sure all of it is patted down every inch gets a pat one more for good luck
yerssot
oh look.. you got me discusted
silver_tears
oh look thank god i didnt eat anything
silver_tears
and now its good i dont
DeNiro
hahahahahahahah there is so much bickering on this thread
silver_tears
dont u jus love us
yerssot
us? you
DeNiro
why cant we love everyone and just pick our favs in our heads ok i dont know what that meant
DeNiro
dieago still the man even though he beat me in basketball today
Celsius
Yerss is a cyborg!!!!
silver_tears
apparently
Fire
well some ppl never learn
silver_tears
learn what how the heck can a computer think for its self?
Fire
several things
but that too
silver_tears
computers are programmed to think they dont do it on their own
Fire
not yet atleast AI would be a very cool invention it hink
DeNiro
AI would be awesome for geeks then they could get a robosextoy for them selves
113
i think yerssot is gay
yerssot
I respectfully disagree with that 113...
*comes in on white horse, carrying big sword*
now ... where is silver here... ?
Rogue Jedi
yerssot..the man, the myth, the legend.....
yerssot
he wishes
Fire
113
is you think yerss is gay you are sadly mistaken my friend, and it shows you're not a very good judge of character
silver_tears
u people have too much time
BackFire349
i believe yerssot is a female robot that a scientist botched while trying to make a believable sex toy for men. he gave the robot to little intlegence to do the acts correctly and set it free into a jungle to find happiness looking at the reflections on the surface of ponds and such. The robot (yerssot) then found a lost laptop with wireless internet access and found this site while looking for pornographic material involving homosexual robots, he has been here ever since.
yerssot
and found you BF
well;... we have Silver... some unfortunatly not
silver_tears
botched female root thats sad how can u possibly tell which robots are male or female theyre all made the same way
yerssot
the way of thinking is different
silver_tears
alright then
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