yessort,man or comptuer????

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DeNiro
ok once and for all is yessort a reall person a live living breathin human being or is he a comptuer generated thingy that is posting cause i keep gettin confused on this ok yesort time to know that truth f everyone knows he is a real guy then im going to feel like a dumbass not as dumb as this guy must be > Happy Dance but pretty damn close

diegocala
I would say 1/2 n 1/2 big grin

yerssot
who is this yessort?

diegocala
processing, processing.....
data returned an extra r

yerssot
then it would be yessortr?

is he perhaps related to me? yessort, yerssot ... ?

diegocala
processing, processing
Data returned an errant r not extra

DeNiro
o u guys r funny o shitt sighs for a long time but ne way yessort if ur there what r u please stop toying with me eek!

DeNiro
o u guys r funny o shitt sighs for a long time but ne way yessort if ur there what r u please stop toying with me eek! and diego stop encouragin him

yerssot
you guys lost me ...

DeNiro
damn com bakkkkk deniro crys cause he doesnt get his answer

yerssot
well, I want to give you an answer, but who is yessort??

diegocala
He wants to know if you are Real or an AI...

But you can't be serious D...how could he be a computer? I have never heard of a computer offering waffles and chocolate

yerssot
oooh! me? gotcha!

I'm not a computer, I'm an automatic !.php-responder program
which reminds me ... I get a new update on sunday

DeNiro
LMFAO hahahaha waffels and chcalte i dont know why i thought he was a AI but like there has been like 4 differnt things said that gve me that idea damn curiosty

Crash_Overload
Or getting some for that matter...

diegocala
I wouldn't talk about gettin sum Crash...j/k stick out tongue

yerssot
I'm not AI, if you say that you say I'm intelligent big grin

Crash_Overload
shifty

DeNiro
i called u AI but not intellengt rember comptuer have flaws also muahah

yerssot
that's why I get updates

Crash_Overload
HA! that was gold.........

diegocala
I am updating myself right now rock

DeNiro
stop ****in toying with me arrggghhhhhh my brain is doing this right now rolling on floor laughing

diegocala
Is that noodle baking?

yerssot
noodle? I'm hungry!

silver_tears
wat r u guys talking bout confused

yerssot
nooooooooooooooooooodles smile

diegocala
Well lets see
AI's
Waffles
Chocolate
Noodles
Spelling
And getting sum...

silver_tears
right What the f**k? thats wonderful big grin and yerss ur always hungry stick out tongue

DeNiro
im eating noodels and two hamburgers right now num nums i wanted to post a thread even how good this macoroni is mmmm goood

yerssot
not only for food wink

DeNiro
ur nuts even for a u yessort

silver_tears
wink hehehe and deniro how can u possibly eat so much sick

diegocala
hes a growing boy

DeNiro
cause i am bulky right now got to eat at least six meals a day and not lil ones either but i never gain ne body fat but i still gain muscel mass o yeahh thanks u good genes, deniro says in background and drugs jp or im i???

silver_tears
still thats like more than i eat all day stick out tongue

yerssot
you BARELY eat!

DeNiro
ok listen to what i had last night two beef sandwiches with three boewls of appel sauce a half box of spaggetti and then like 2 hours later i ate a pizza a red baron frozen pizza i was really hungry last night

silver_tears
eek! thats so friggin much how can u possibly eat that much
and yerss its jus cuz im like never hungry stick out tongue

yerssot
but what if you get invited to a romantic dinner?

silver_tears
i probably have like a salad stick out tongue i jus dont like eating stick out tongue
and still i was like grossed out jus reading the list stick out tongue

diegocala
You eat like a little bird...so cute!

DeNiro
u want to hear the part that will make fat people made i still have nine percent bodyfat after all this bulkin shit so when i do my ripping stage before my competetion i will have like 6 to 5 to 4 percent body fat and i can eat that much cause i have been makin myself eat more then i can for a long time so i now eat more then i used to

silver_tears
thats funny whystick out tongue
ur like stuffing urself

i wanna like thro up with the thought of itstick out tongue

Fire
De I can't believe you fell for it,
and yerss this is your best con so far

yerssot
whatcha mean FM?

oh, I'll be sure they'll have no salad evil face

Fire
you know what I mean

you coned everybody at school all the time

remember that stunt you pulled on eric on graduation that was hilarious

yerssot
er... no I don't...
what's coned btw?

DeNiro
oo mang fire a yessort know each other in real life oo man i am scared that those two r friends lol yessort u sound like a trip and yeah i did fall for it damn i am a con man but not a funny one well i am a funny guy but i mean when i con people it is for money or getting in there will or being luved by everyone and then they dont knwo shit about the real me muahahah seriously though i am awesome at it

yerssot
oooooooooooooh! THAT erik... hehe, twas pretty easy you know wink

Fire
well it was hilarious anywayz stick out tongue

yerssot
laughing out loud
can't believe I already forgot that! everyone fell for that big grin

DeNiro
tell tell tell the story of this graduation u have me intereged

diegocala
Hey D, yerssot's programmer just called he wants you to start spelling his name right.... stick out tongue

Fire
I'll leave yerss the honour

yerssot
twas not a funny story though...

when it was graduation, I told everyone that the teacher told me that there were 5 in our class who should redo their year. (our class was pretty retarded, so twasn't difficult)
from the 17, 15 orso fell for it and all started panicking and calculating who could be one of those five...
one guy, erik, came late and I told him the story, and his eyes widened and his mouth fell open and he yelled "oh shit! I'm f*cked! damn it! I knew it! you can't be serious!" and more, he got panicking like the rest...
then when we got in the class, the teacher said with a big smile "now,... about the redoing of this year...", everyone sighed and got nervous..."there is no one who has to do it"
I was glad they didn't had rotten tomatoes with them

Fire
laughing laughing out loud

still cranksme up

yerssot
did I had you fooled FM?

DeNiro
i would have fallen for it yerssot and dieago i dont no how to spel blink

Fire
I doubt it, tho not sure possibly, but if you had me fooled I was going YES YES YES YES THANK GOD

yerssot
I thought 5 was actually pretty low big grin

Fire
yea

btw I ran into lisa a few days back, not that I cared but still

silver_tears
u guys r crazy stick out tongue

yerssot
ran into? hope you knocked her out cold ...

hey, silver, crazy, but not dangerous wink

silver_tears
whos this lisa chick stick out tongue
and thats always good yerssstick out tongue

yerssot
some girl in our class who thinks she's the center of the universe, while everyone knows it's me!


hey, everything to keep you happy silver wink

Fire
nha, I didn't hit her, I was with storm walking along the great market square

tho I don't really remember which day... thinks back aah last time we ment, this tuesday, going to the McD's for some FOOD

DeNiro
mmmm fooood mcfluurries r goood

silver_tears
sick ick food
and dangerous is never good no
although funny is laughing out loud

yerssot
you DIDN*T??? you feeling ok?

Fire
I could go for some McD's right now

*drooling*

yerssot
get me some too!

Fire
hmm,

A) it's closed
B) it's like a 20 min bike ride from here to there
C) it's like a 30 min bike ride from there to you

yerssot
A) brake in
B) you'll get an excercise
C) see B

Fire
A) aion't good enough else I'd do it

silver_tears
*is lost in thought* ill have to find sumthing to do where not to focus on nasty food stick out tongue

yerssot
then steal some money too!

Fire
hehe

silver_tears
i dont like people breaking the law u know stick out tongue

yerssot
I don't like FM either wink

Fire
you *****

diegocala
would that be rock star?

silver_tears
confused dont fight guys stick out tongue

yerssot
I always listen to nice girls wink

Fire
damn forum edits everything stick out tongue

anywayz tennis so me's off for a while

DeNiro
what the hell happend to this threa i went to the fourth page and i can only scroll down to the part that says about the girl that is the center of atteion and i have no idea whats gong on now eek!

yerssot
you don't like silver? sad

silver_tears
which girl????
buh bye fire sad

yerssot
the perfect girl!

silver_tears
well thats nice deniro stick out tongue

LindsIsTightK
I think yerss is a real person ok wink

yerssot
what makes you think that? stick out tongue

DeNiro
he has to be to be that nutty still lost though still dont know what the fight between deiago and fire was

diegocala
No that was a fight between the Belgians

silver_tears
i think yerss is real too wink

yerssot
I hope so too! *dreams about future*

silver_tears
and wat exactly are u thinking bout stick out tongue

yerssot
something very very happy wink

Crash_Overload
HOLLY SH!T only about 1 hour this thread has been open and there are ALREADY over 95 posts!!!

silver_tears
like.......

DeNiro
yes i have very good threads everyone luvs me DeNiro love

silver_tears
sumone has a big head stick out tongue

diegocala
Stop that D...you are supposed to pat yourself on the back not the [email protected]@!! eek!

DeNiro
but it feels so good

silver_tears
*looks away* u do that stick out tongue

yerssot
hey! there's a nice girl in the thread! keep it nice!

silver_tears
*looks back* r u done patting ur ass denirostick out tongue

DeNiro
almoooossttt ok done

yerssot
*big sigh*

silver_tears
finally roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
sure takes him a long time

DeNiro
i got a nice ass got to make sure all of it is patted down every inch gets a pat one more for good luck

yerssot
oh look.. you got me discusted

silver_tears
oh look thank god i didnt eat anything sick

yerssot
you barely eat!

silver_tears
and now its good i dont laughing out loud

DeNiro
hahahahahahahah there is so much bickering on this thread

silver_tears
dont u jus love uslaughing out loud

yerssot
us? you wink

diegocala
we

DeNiro
why cant we love everyone and just pick our favs in our heads ok i dont know what that meant

DeNiro
dieago still the man even though he beat me in basketball today

Fire
hehe

Celsius
Yerss is a cyborg!!!! eek!

Fire
yea....

silver_tears
apparently roll eyes (sarcastic)

Fire
well some ppl never learn

silver_tears
learn what how the heck can a computer think for its self?

Fire
several things

but that too

silver_tears
computers are programmed to think they dont do it on their ownstick out tongue

Fire
not yet atleast AI would be a very cool invention it hink

DeNiro
AI would be awesome for geeks then they could get a robosextoy for them selves eek!

113
i think yerssot is gay

yerssot
I respectfully disagree with that 113...
*comes in on white horse, carrying big sword*
now ... where is silver here... ?

Rogue Jedi
yerssot..the man, the myth, the legend.....

yerssot
the idiot...

Rogue Jedi
the playa.

yerssot
he wishes stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
not a hata.

Fire
113

is you think yerss is gay you are sadly mistaken my friend, and it shows you're not a very good judge of character

silver_tears
u people have too much time laughing out loud

BackFire349
i believe yerssot is a female robot that a scientist botched while trying to make a believable sex toy for men. he gave the robot to little intlegence to do the acts correctly and set it free into a jungle to find happiness looking at the reflections on the surface of ponds and such. The robot (yerssot) then found a lost laptop with wireless internet access and found this site while looking for pornographic material involving homosexual robots, he has been here ever since.

yerssot
and found you BF wink

well;... we have Silver... some unfortunatly not sad

Fire
smile

silver_tears
botched female root thats sad how can u possibly tell which robots are male or female theyre all made the same waystick out tongue

Fire
maybe, but not all

yerssot
the way of thinking is different big grin

Fire
among other thingies

yerssot
wink

silver_tears
alright then huh

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