100 Facts About Guys For Girls Written By Guys

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Vetkin
Well after my Few Reasons Why Guys Like Girls thread’s failure, I’m guessin if this would be interesting. This a compilation of what guys want girls to know about… well, guys. Actually some of these are mine and most are from my friends. Even some from you guys here at the boards. Well here are the first 25. long way to go.

P.S.- Dedicated to all those girls here.


100 Facts For Girls About Guys By Guys

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer clean, presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts
3. A guy can like you one minute, and then forget you afterwards. (This usually goes for strangers)
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. Guys like a girl with a brain, all the more a girl in a mini-skirt. (When I mean brain, I don’t mean geek)
6. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone to get away from stammering.
7. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to bed, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
8. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
9. Guys go gaga over a girls’ smile.
10. Guys can be wastrels especially when they want to get an impression from you, but they are really price-conscious ppl.
11. Guys try to find the stuff toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
12. Guys virtually brag about anything.
13. Guys cannot tell secrets girls tell them
14. Guys think too much.
15. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex
16. When a guy wants to meet your parents…let him
17. A guy wants to tell you many things, but he can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage (and spirit) to tell you everything, and that’s drinking.
18. Guys cry.
19. Guys fantasies are unlimited
20. Don’t provoke a guy to heat up…he surely will.
21. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
22. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept defeat.
23. Giving a guy a hanging message like, “You know what…uh, never mind”, would make him jump to the conclusion that’s far from what you’re thinking.
24. A guys goes crazy when girl touches his hand
25. When you touch a guys heart, there’s no turning back….

Vetkin
Im not trying to give guys a bad name or anything. But more than half of this is true. Hey, I aint gay if anyones' thinkin.

Neo_Version 7
There you go again Vetkin!

yerssot
I totally disagree with number 2!!!

7 is very true btw... well, most of them are true actually

Vetkin
Wait up for 26 to 50. Most of them are true.

yerssot
you made them?

Vetkin
Yeah. read the intro.

yerssot
just went to the facts big grin

Vetkin
smile

Vetkin
I dont know. This thread wansn't meant for romantic purposes. Just to help girls out, thats all.

silver_tears
theyre jus funny laughing out loud

Vetkin
Funny how? they're true. trust me. Im a guy.

yerssot
well, not all of them are true stick out tongue

Vetkin
Each and every one of them is true. If any guy doesn't believe even one isn't true, they cant be 100% guy.

silver_tears
like number 1 laughing out loud wat a lie stick out tongue

yerssot
nope, you think they are all true, but overhere there are lots of guys who like flirts

Vetkin
What. No. 1. C'mon, what if you see a pretty girl and suddenly you find out shes a hooker. You know, dirty and all beat up or whatever. Would a guy still go for her?

Vetkin
I hate flirts personally.

silver_tears
yes he would happy

yerssot
see, and I don't stick out tongue

Vetkin
Anyway, I gotta run. I'll be posting 26 to 50 maybe l8er on so, bye, bye!

silver_tears
i like flirting happy but im not hooker stick out tongue

yerssot
anyone saying that gets a sledgehammer on their head!

Vetkin
Well b4 I leave, these facts about guys are about guys that actually treat a lady well. You know, be all romeo and stuff. Anyway, it was fun.

silver_tears
alright then buh bye *waves*

Vetkin
*waves back*

Wait, how old are you silver_tears?

silver_tears
shifty thats for me to know wink

yerssot
she likes to tease

Ushgarak
So you are saying that a guy who does not believe all these things tha YOU say, Vetkin, does not treat ladies well?

What arrogant idiocy! You had better get out of that attitude damn fast or that is an implied criticism of just about everyone on this board- who DO treat laides well, got it? SOme of these are just plain untrue for PLENTY of nice guys. You are now trying to put men on a ridiculous pedestal as well- you really need to get with the real world.

LilySatine
That list is just....silly.

I can vouch for many guys by saying that they love flirts stick out tongue

Ushgarak
(kisses Lily's hand)

Vetkin
Yo, man. I meant no offence or anything. Plus it wasn't just me. My friends off-line, friends on-line, friends here, and myself have contributed. I dont want no one to feel bad. You know since your, you know? .... You know? treating ladies well is good. treating ladies bad...well I guess its good too. Since I guess you're trying to imply. But ladies treated good are good. Ladies treated bad, are good 2. Right?

Vetkin
Uh, Ush, thank you by the way for closing Neo7's thread bout me.

Vetkin
Yo, guys, I aint gay by the way. In case you're wondering.

Ushgarak
Like, Vetkin, that is the 18th time you have said that. Say it any more and people are only going to believe the exact opposite.

LilySatine
Point proven stick out tongue

Vetkin
But I aint. You know since I always have something for the ladies and a guy showing his feminine side all the time. By the way, from experience, do ladies like feminine guys?

LilySatine
Hmm...depends how feminine we're talking about.

Vetkin
Definately not gay, feminine. Feminine, feminine. Such as myself.

Vetkin
BTW, this is a compilation of what guys think about themselves. Over a hundred guys gave their point of view in this list. THese are just the you know, general ones. The ones that can help a lady when a guy is acting strange.

LilySatine
I don't mind feminine guys...so long as they don't come crying to me stick out tongue

Vetkin
Wait till you see 26 to 50. Its really good.

Neo_Version 7
Are thse ok, Vet. for 26-50 of guy facts for girls.

26. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to the girl they really like.
27. When a guy makes a prolonged “Um…” or makes excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he’s not interested and cannot lay down the card for you.
28. When a girl says “No”, a guy hears it as “Try again tomorrow”, especially when they are given clues that the girl might be interested.
29. A girl’s height doesn’t matter to a guy… but her weight does.
30. Guys tend to get serious with their relationships and get possessive, so watch out girls!
31. When a guy gets something that is too unyielding for a girl, it will be hard for him to let go of that girl.
32. It’s not easy for guy to forget his girlfriend after they broke up, especially when they’ve been together for three or more years.
33. Flings follow after a guy breaks up with a girl he got so involved with and it would take long before he commits himself again.
34. You have to tell what you clearly want before he gets the message clear.
35. It’s not actually cute to giggling behind guys back. Its more of an insult for him.
36. Girls mature faster than boys in the physical and emotional aspects. But take note, once a guy matures, you girls will surely be impressed.
37. A guy has to experience rejection because if he’s to good-never been busted, never been in love and hurt- he won’t mature and grow up.
38. When an unbelievable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves.
39. Guys can only be violent when they are provoked by their enemy or by another guy but never with a girl. Guys who fight and hurt girls are assholes.
40. (Some) guys hate gays.
41. Even the seemingly nicest guys can talk dirty behind a girls back.
42. Guys hate it when girls try to do what they do, like drinking and smoking.
43. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but are tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
44. Without girls, guys would end up like zombies without anything to do or talk about.
45. Guys are curious beings
46. Guys talk about themselves too much and are turned off by girls who do the same.
47. Guys have a strong passion to change but a weak willpower
48. When a guys trying to be cool, calm, and collected, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he’s nervous.
49. Guys don’t really have a final decision.
50. When a guy says he’s going crazy over a girl….he really is.

Neo_Version 7
I think their ok. What do you think?

Neo_Version 7
And yo Vet, heres 51.

51. Guys love girls who can cook.

C'mon, Vetkin, what do you think?

Vetkin
They're suck man. No offence, but I liked my first 25 better.

Vetkin
And for the real 26-50, I've only done up to 39. But good try.

Ushgarak
Nice try Neo but your ips match.

Neo and Vetkin are the same person, folks...

Vetkin
What's an ips?

Ushgarak
Your internet address.

must_kill_Santa
wow detective

finti
well we it aint all magic to check th IP

GABRIEL05
Ush you should have your own detective show. Like Matlocks. I can write the theme song for it...

Ya know I'm not big on those whole 25 blah blah blah generalization, generalization lists. No offense Vetkin/Neo Version 7, there are some good one's on there, it's just seems that most of them come from bad romantic comedies and the like...

must_kill_Santa
wow kool

Dexx
oh my god...that's just sick. Vetin man...that means you're in desperate need of attention. Get treatment mate wink..jesus

must_kill_Santa
why use two accounts your crazy i mean you talk to yourself

Ushgarak
That closed thread was about himself too...

must_kill_Santa
woah i know im insane but i would never do that

yerssot
hmm... I would say that GIRLS are the more strangest of them all

must_kill_Santa
hey im not strange

yerssot
no, the girls I met are

LindsIsTightK
Ush you took the words right out of my mouth wink

Storm
WTF

Fire
hmm couldn't they be bro's like BB and Rex?

LindsIsTightK
BB???

Fire
Bespin Bart

LindsIsTightK
Oh yeah, now I remember, I doubt they are brothers, they were saying they were from different locations and they never said anything about it in the first place

yerssot
better not dwell on that fact

Fire
no they're bro's trust me

LindsIsTightK
Why not yerss?

Ushgarak
They are NOT brothers, Vetkin claimed to be from Canada and both ips are Greek. They also act as if they only know each other on-line.

He has been busted, pure and simple.

Fire
okie, dunno, don't care

Neo_Version 7
You claim to know so well do, Ush? Then how come you're IP is Australian? UK. puh-leeese!

Ushgarak
My ip ISN'T Australian, idiot.

BackFire349
hahaha

LindsIsTightK
Ush you're so funny when you're mad stick out tongue

BackFire349
so what was going on with vetkin and neo?

Ushgarak
Vetkin is just a sock created for Neo's own purposes.

BackFire349
whats a sock?

Fire
a dummi, a fake account

BackFire349
oh, i see, like a sock puppet.

Ushgarak
Yup

BackFire349
what a clever metaphor.

LilySatine
Heh....sock puppet...

Fire
lol

LindsIsTightK
Neo was really dumb for doing that roll eyes (sarcastic)

LilySatine
roll eyes (sarcastic) Duh

Fire
yea, well you have those ppl

LilySatine
All forums do!!

LindsIsTightK
KMC are the only forums that I am a part of

Fire
a gew others, but this is the biggest and most active

LilySatine
I visit another one...*counts*...yup, only one other smile

LindsIsTightK
KMC were the first forums I ever found and happily the last smile

LilySatine
Glad you found it!! big grin

LindsIsTightK
big grin Why thank you Lily, you arent so bad yourself wink

LilySatine
*Bows* Why thankees big grin

LindsIsTightK
It's too bad you dont appear here more often though Lily stick out tongue

LilySatine
Ahh, I try!! But there's a 'no weekday internet access' rule in my house roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ushgarak
Booooooooooooo!

LindsIsTightK
Are you serious Lily? That's terrible

LilySatine
It's awful roll eyes (sarcastic)

But I manage to sneak on for an hour after school stick out tongue

LindsIsTightK
Ooooo yay thats great, I think I would go completely wacko if I couldnt be online

LilySatine
I do it everyday...roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ushgarak
Heheheheh...

LilySatine
Shush you stick out tonguewink

LindsIsTightK
Hey, we will do anything for a little bit of internet time

yerssot
that word is trademarked by me missy stick out tongue

Fire
lol

anywayz we all try to get online as much as possible

yerssot
some never even leave this place sad

Fire
like yerss big grin

yerssot
I'm forced to stick out tongue

silver_tears
who forces u to stay????

yerssot
me, myself and I big grin

silver_tears
is there a particular reason whistle
me, myself, and irene laughing out loud

yerssot
just wanted to say that wink

silver_tears
i see wink

Phoenix
*pokes yerss*

Phoenix
*pokes Fire*

Phoenix
*pokes silver ((so she doesn't feel left out)) *

Fire
why do I always get poked?

silver_tears
*raises eyebrows* excuse you stick out tongue

Fire
thank you

Phoenix
*hugs Fire*

that better?

silver_tears
but im happy ur here fire big grin

silver_tears
*giggles* hehehe

Fire
way better phoe

silver_tears
well i feel left out now stick out tongue

Phoenix
*hugs silver*

yerssot
hey! sad

Phoenix
*sighs theatrically*

people too sensitive...


*hugs yerss anyway cos he is number two most huggable person in the WORLD*

silver_tears
*hugs phoe and then runs and hugs yerss* ull never be left out when im round winkwhistle

yerssot
w00t!!!
I'm number two on phoe's list and am getting a hug from silver! smile
*hugs both*
happy

Phoenix
guess who number one...

silver_tears
hehehe dont u jus love us wink

yerssot
oh... I do, silver wink

er... depp, phoe?

Phoenix
ermmmmm... possibly he SHARE topspot with cermie...

yerssot
oooh! moving up already? smile

*hugs phoe* happy

Phoenix
*hugs yerss*

Phoenix
*runs off to paris to hug johhny depp*

Phoenix
*runs to cermie's house to hug cermie*

yerssot
boy... you're active today!

silver_tears
*hugs yerss tighter* wink

Phoenix
GROUP HUG!!!

*hugs yerss and silver*

silver_tears
yay big grinbig grinbig grinbig grinbig grinhappy

Phoenix
big grin

yerssot
see... I like this smile

can anyone take a picture of this grouphug? smile

Phoenix
big grin

cLoVi€
roll eyes (sarcastic)

sniper
Hugtastic

drunk_nazgul
I want in the hug!

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