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BackFire Recently wrote: "dexx is one sexy mofo, and why dont i have a thread yet, ive been here longer then dexx."

So here's your thread, bud. I'm starting it. It's a movie that we all get to contribute to. Here goes.

An alarm clock made from a human skull makes a screeching sound as it's eyes glow red. BackFire349 awakens from his deep slumber. He sits up in bed and puts on his Leatherface mask before we get a chance to see what he really looks like.

CUT TO: BackFire sits in his breakfast nook eating Fruit Loops. His furniture is made from human bones and upholstered with human skin much like his mask. He laughs at this mornings Garfield Comic strip in the paper. Suddenly a knock is heard at his door. BackFire peers at the door as though not expecting company. He walks to the hall closet and grabs his yellow Yamaha chainsaw. He looks through the peep hole of the door and sees two girl scouts delivering his cookies. Suddenly . . . .

im to scared to post

Yeah me too

"hugs linds and takes her home"

You would love that wouldn't you

dont u know it

Let's stay on topic people, continue the story damnit!!!

im actully to lazy to sorry TH maybe BF will continue it

i wont continue that sh**. bf is horor movie god.

Are you calling what I wrote shit, cuz if so, you are taking this way too seriously.

hey th srry about that my cousin typed that in that bastard well srry about that im gonna kick his a** be right back

he really likes this forum and he uses my acccount to type stuff

Kick him in the stomach for me.

I agree with you though, backfire is the bomb.

yes he is but my cousin is a dumba** cant believe he's my relative

*backfire see's the scouts, and an evil smirk spreads across his face, which is hard to see through his leatherface type mask... he opens the door, grabs the 2 girls, and sexually molests them before killing them with his chainsaw, eventually eating their soft flesh.

heh, bet no one saw that coming.

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LOMAF (Laughing off my ass f*cking)

hey BF

red rum

...toni?...

Who's toni? BBk.?

wasnt that what the boy in the shining called his finger?

Oh, BBK, you got me. That is a trusim. My bad.

ahh didnt know i knew that kind of kinky stuff did ya?

I know you can be kinky. That's why I amire ya.

* this is a proud moment for the kitty* ahhh

wow, bkk is hot and kinki, i must have her

Damn, Backfire, your smooth.

smooth like the rocky mountains baby.

The moms who escort these two daughters watch in horror as BackFire349 commits this act. One mom faints in dispair and disbelief as the other mom runs frantically at BackFire349. She pulls out a can of pepperspray. Right when she goes to pepperspray BackFire349 in the face, he pulls out a slice of pizza and blocks the spray with it. Then he eats the pizza while raping the unconcious mom as the pepperspray mom watches.

After knocking both moms unconcious and partailly eating them alive, BackFire349 wipes his mouth and finishes reading the funny papers. Meanwhile, a one legged parrot in a cage made of barbed wire eats purple grapes.

Then the dads show up. One dad looks like Hollywood Hogan and comes at BackFire349 with a metal folding chair. Backfire slices him in the stomach with his chainsaw while it wasn't even on. Then he fires up the noisy little machine and cuts the limbs off of the Hollywood Hogan guy. The other dad is in such shock he begins to hyperventillate and BackFire349 slices his throat with one quick swoop. The floor of the room soon pools into an inch thick bloody puddle. Backfire stops his chainsaw and licks the teeth of the metal studded belt. Then, the Grandparents show up!

The first BackFire thread.

God damn that was funny.

I dont know why, but I decided to bump some threads from the last pages of the OTF.

I wonder if Hiker remembers this?

OMG, how could i forget this. When Backfire wrote the continued story, I about passed out from shock.

how about the time that backfire came into the Matrix forum and started posting, EVERYWHERE, that the matrix sucks his nuts and it should die, and everyone flamed him, and then we found out it was a dare, even though he still thinks it should suck his nuts?

classic...i wish he would come back to the Matrix forum and kill all the stupid people...pleeeeaaaase...

strange guys very strange