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Girl Poem

A poem for us....

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a *****.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?!


isnt it funny

sweet.

sounds kinda gay

meh so do alot of things

113> Didn't you also think the sexiest M/F thread was gay.
Are you obsessed with that word, or... ?

now theres a question

I dont understand any of that!

how can u not

Corran, that's pretty bad then, considering I've never had a girlfriend, and I understand that from 17 years of living.

its very straight forward

Yes, I am aware of that. I understand really

Wow, atleast I know now that I know SOME stuff.

well actually know u know everything thanks to me well not everything

I doubt knowing EVERYTHING will phase me to much, like I said I LIVE in negativity, and I already know how I can be good in the dating world...and other ways.

i see

Yeah Irene, so don't be afraid to try to "phase" me through MSN.

maybe i will.......

*Gets comfortable* BRING IT ON!

maybe later......... im busy else where

Irene's going damn insane!

and why is that

Cuz your ALWAYS BUSY!

im always needed elsewhere

Yeah, better change that halo to horns.

like so hehehehe *innocent grin*

u know im an angel even i dont buy that

No one does Irene.

there may be some *hopeful look*

No Irene, end it.

fine ---------> *whines* but i like that angel face

dont roll ur eyes at me mister

WHAT, oh shush you.

u first

ill resort to violence then http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/boxing.gif

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/boxing.gif

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/blow.gif

wats wrong?

lol, pretty funny if you look at it from a woman's point of view, nice one silver tears

thank ya

i do like it i do

hehehe i thought it was hilarious and oh so true theres a guy one kinda its another one of my threads its called this is too funny

well ill stick to the girly one more relative

yea but the other is funny in another sense

this is funny!

ok ill look

i know

eh?

is this a girls-only thread?
*immediatly starts installing cameras*

no its for girls.....but guys are always welcome

oooh, I like the sound of that

which guy wouldnt

all guys when you're not around

hehehe

I'm surprised not even more have run in now

oh theyll be here soon

yeah, so I feared

hehehe

but if we keep it a secret, they won't come

then i dont mind

we should sneak to the other room

theres tons everywhere

but hiding behind a ton... dunno... a room is better

go girls!!

I liked it! I think it's cute

woohoo!!!we girls rock

cool!

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a *****.

thats my favorite part. dont call me *****