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I think we had a topic on this before, but I don't feel like going and digging it up to see. What do other people you know call you ?

My dad has called me peanut since I was a little girl and sometimes he calls me pea picker. My brother calls me shortcake. My ex-husband called me hunny-du and my boyfriend before Tommy called me jella-bean. Tommy usually calls me hon, but when I'm in trouble he calls me Homer. A co-worker calls me Leisel (like in sound of music, not sure on spelling). Most other people call me Lis, like short for Lisa. When I was confirmed in the catholic church I was still married and I took my grandmothers name, Catherine, as my confirmation name so I became Lisa Marie Catherine Keiser. And now you know Gundy's story.

Is that all? I doubt it.

The last thing someone called me "pain in the butt", well the friendliest last thing.

I`ve had the name Finti since I was a little kid(Family name Fintland)They only call me by my given name (Oleiv)when they want me to either do something or they want something off me.

I've got about alot of nicknames..
Family nicknames are: Tab, Sarie, Daisy Mae, Sally, Sissy Pooh, Little Red. Little Omar Lee (when my mom is pissed at me she called me my father's name..go fig)
Boyfriends always called my names that started with a P...Penelope, Pee-pee, Piglet (think Winnie the Pooh)..

I have been Tessa, Tegsy and Mikhal over time as well as, weridly enough, Counsellor Troi.

My main nicname is D, can't explain it, but I've been called it since I was a kid. Lately my friends have been calling me "Our Kid" cause its Liam Gallagher's nicname too.

I don't know how to tell you this, dear Ush, but I had a rabbit named Tessa.....

Right. That's nice.

Why is that a problem?

OK, At school the Rugby trainer used to call me Glenda, Somehow I also picked up the name Fluff.

My wife used to call me Glenny before, well....

A certain someone calls me Glenn Robert when she's got annoyed with me.

Apart from that, nothing really. I have no nick names at work.... Pretty boring really.

Fluff? I like that. Looks like we finally found a fitting title for you.

Fluffy??? Here, Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy

Not if you want me to listen. Besides, we don't allow name calling here and I find that particularly offensive, therefore, as per JC guidelines, I would ask that you NOT call me that....

Thank you....

I'm don't want to sound all matter-of-fact but "our kid" isn't really Liam's nickname. It's common over here in Blighty to call your siblings "our kid". Anyhoo, I recently explained my alias and I think everyone will agree that the story was as boring as it was long.

Oh except there was some reaction to the fact I've got my nickname tattoed inside my lip. Go figure, you lot just like creepy weird stuff!

As opposed to doing creepy weird stuff like having it tattooed inside you lip.

Oh, I used to be called Tegsimanuelle at one point as well, but I never quite figured that one out.

Mine are quite straight forward:

Raz, Riz, Razman, Razzie, Rizzy and so on...

The Razmeister? The Raz-a-reno?

The next bar should be called the Raz-o-rama.

My RL name is strange enough that I didnt get too many nicknames.

I did have a girlfriend that called me Tigger (also from Pooh)

My dad would call me JP (my initials).

Cant think of any that were positive besides those. Otherwise it was SH, FU, DA. (Figure it out )

My sister calls me Smelle (derivitive of smelly elly!) My friend Nathan calls me Shorty and my friend Richard calls me little one! Very annoying! Tiffa calls me Edna and my sister also sometimes call me squirt! I really hat being small!

We already did the best things/small packages line didn't we?

I'm pretty sure, yeah.

I guess she got better then?

I guess I did. Still a little poorly but nearly all better now!

Bless.

Well my other rabbit was Chloe.

Glad to see you back with us the Edna.

Gundy, what's with the rabbits???

Ah! I never had a rabbit! I would have liked a rabbit! I feel so deprived!

Has anyone ever ate rabbit?

Yes.

Yeah dad used to make me eat it when I was little. He used to con my sister and I that it was chicken. We weren't impressed!

So you turned your dad into what?

Sorry?

Queeq being Queeqy...

Bless indeed...

I love rabbit stew. Whenever my old lady does it, I skank as much as I can to freeze cus my girl refuses to even touch it. She was the same at Chrimbo when my uncle got me a goose, had to cook it my bleedin' self.

OK, this might need to be in the weirdos thread but has anyone every ate their own pet? (Just curious)

OK, that's not wierd, it's just plain scary!!!

Rabbit is quite nice, had it when I was on holiday in Portugal once.

Have you RAZ?

My father did, during the war.

Can't remember ever eating a cat. Although I don't really know what I had at the Chinese last night. I'm sure it wasn't chicken.

I do not eat rabbit. I have had a lot of pet rabbits in the past and couldn't possibly think of eating one !

But it's very tasty. With red wine sauce, or plums, or a nice musterd sauce. Rabbit has to be stewed but it makes an excellent dinner.

They do look kinda different in the hotpot, with onions and gravy though...

Or with a nice chocolate sauce. (YES, ladies, chocolate!!!!!)

Chocolate Rabbits. Yummy! http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/wink/wink_2.gif

The rabbits themselves are not made out of chocolate, RC, that's Easter.

Shame

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just make with the bunnies.... http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/other/puh.gif

My, we are in a good mood today.

Gimme bunnies, gimme bunnies. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/evil/bgbiggrin.gif

It's bunny fever!

More than that I fear, sounds like sex deprivation.

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/blobs/ukliam3.gif BUNNIES!!!!

I reckon six or seven months.

Of bunnies?

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Nice one.

Nice eight actually...

Good point that man.

I know that...

It's gonna be a lot of work to clean them again.

If you are going to keep talking about eating rabbits, I am abandoning this thread.

OK, we'll give Gundy 4 to keep as pets.

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The other 4 are potroast.

Now we've lost her. Thanks, RC.

Wanna Map?

No thanks. I'll just be down here sobbing.

Ya big baby.

Ya big baby. And why did you change you previous post.

Originally it said "Now we're completely lost"

Let's talk about petting rabbits then.

Maybe he found some of the way

I don't think he could...

Actually, it said: "Now we've lost here", which was a typo of course. A bad one, so a correction seemed appropriate. Sorry if it spoiled your great joke.

Well, it wasn't that great a joke...

Oh... no big loss then.

Pot roast ?! POT ROAST ????!!!!!

RC, you are in big poodoo now. What til you see what monster I'm gonna make you into next....(runs to get clown gun)

You can't say I didn't warn you, RC.

Gundy, you really would like to do that.

Warn me? The hell you did.

RC a clown? Surely not.

Not one of mine, certainly

Yes I warned you. Read before you post RC, it might save you from Gundy's wrath.

What is her wrath like?

Words fail me to describe that.

Can you try the universal language of emoticons?

Well, I did read the entire topic through and found nothing I would consider as a warning.

Besides, Gundy is my friend, anything she does is OK by me. You'd be surprised what might emerge from these green mists.

Oh, now I see, my mistake, RC. I knew I warned you for someone, but that was for phinney, after you called him a phoney6.

I'm sure it wasn't personal.

I know that. RC knows that. You know that, but does phinney know?

Who knows?

As I said: I know, you know, RC knows.

We just don't know if phinney knows.

Who knows?

*sigh*

As I said: I know, you know, RC knows.

We just don't know if phinney knows.

(Sigh)

WHO knows?

RC, YOU AND I. Get a hearing aid, will you.

Why do I need a hearing aid?

What?

Told you he never warned me about Gundy...

What?

Sorry?

Queeq said he warned me about Gundy, but it was Phinney6 he warned me about.

Please try and keep up.

Huh?

Never mind....

Pardon?

Eh?

Boo!

Ahhh!

Scared ya!

Damn you...

Time for some serious pointing and laughing I feel...

What?

Closing...