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Ok like i mean like just dumb things like right now my mom gave me my old phone that was in my room and yelled at me to put it sumwhere so i took it and threw it agaisnt the wall and it broke in to a lot of pices ok that is one dumb thing i did and like another type of thing i always do that is dumb and crazy is that i willd rive my bike as fast as possible and cross a busy ass street with lil or no lookin for cars and i have had som cars swriv it is kinda cool and dumb at the same time cause i look like a bad ass when i do it ne one else got ne stories like that and i will share my other stories through out the thread

i broke my wall with my fist

someones violent

well i got a F and freaked out

i'm sure i have some dumb stuff like these but i try to be as conservatory as i can...and i certainly pay attention when riding my bike. That not only is not 'bad ass' but is damn dangerous.

and i have this like pimp out trick bike and since i got really strong legs i have been clocked by those police things going 22 mph so i can be really crazy on them but ne way heres another story ahppened today i was eating lunch and i had all my shit layed out on the table and the guy that suppuvises the lunch is coming around and he tells me hey hey pick all that up nowww and throw it in the garbage i look up at the fat pice of shit and say ill do it when im done eating go act like a big shot sumwhere else and o yeah nice pink shirt he didnt do shit so i was lucky

wohh you r brave really

the most i have done is some pranks. My friends and i went into SoHo and we found a pizza deluvery box and so we got a pizza put it in the box and then spread the pizza with some dog shit we found, and we pissed on it and we put some other rando mgarbage shit on the pizza and then acted liek delivry men and gave people the pizza. We pulled this a couple times but only with like 1 slice of pizza. We also took a burger and smeered it all over some peoples house windows

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more stupid then brave but ok i like telling stories so heres a nother one i was in gym class and i got this fat kid that is in my row and he sits next to me and everday he cheats on the excersises and the gym teacher says ok we got to do more since elliot keeps cheating me and every kid likes sorta yells at this kid and the kid is always like **** u i dont cheat to the other kids well today he cheated the kids were yellin at him and he once agian says **** u so i yell in my loudest voice mind that the gym teacer is 20 feet from me so i yell U ****IN FAT PEACE OF SHIT, DO THE EXCERSISE RIGHT OR IM GOING TO KICK GOD DAMN ASS! he looks at me in a scared look and does the shit right gym teache rmust have not minded cause i didnt get in troubel for that either

thats kind of mean

oo yeah pransk i luv pranks the best prank is to send gay porn to a friends house and call his house the day u put it in his mail box and ask for the owner of the comptuer and say umm we got reports that sumone in ur house likes to look at young school boys naked then make sure u r talkin to the kids mom or dad then they find the porn oo shit that is good not stupid shit but funny

HAHAHAHHA DENIRO HAHAHAHAH HAHAH, YES THAT IS MEAN, AND MAD FUNNY TOO! HAHAHAHA

thats the only way to get through to a jerk off kid like that man i got alot of stories were i flipp out but dont think im a hot head casue im not it takes alot i mean alot to get me mad

i glad u like it u can use that if u want but i just feel sorry for the guy that is helping in the prank that has to pick up the gay porn cause that is just embrassing

omg, deniro...some of these are very mean and impulsive. You have to think before you act....what was it to you if the guy cheated at the exercises or not...it wasn't affecting you at all...instead you yelled at him and made an enemy out of him when he could have stayed neutral...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAT HAHAHAHAHAHAH DENIRO, INGENIUS

dude dexx ur always disagreeing with me that fat pices of shit since he cheats on the works outs then we have to do twice as many again so thats how it effects me and he is yelling a tmy friends saying **** u i aint doing ne thing when he actully is doing sumthin **** that shit he isnt gettin away with that but ne way yeah if u know me i am very iggnorant person i dont care what my enemies think and i wouldnt have wanted to be friends with this kid ne way ****in hard ass fatt ***** thinks he is mr tough guy and if u ever listend to him his voice sounds like a girl i was like u ***

not necessarily make friends...but it's always better to keep them neutral that in hate. I don't know neither you nor him..so i can't say for sure. But you teacher punishing you for other ppl's mistakes sounds kind of dumb..maybe you should yell at her.

na dude, teachers do/did it all the time. That always happened to me in gym class. Like someone would decide to skip 2 push-ups or something and the gym teacher would make us do another 20 or something. It really sucks. That's just a side note, it happens a lot.

oo yeah it is dumb he thinks that if u cheat then u wont if u make everyone else do it but yeah i agree with u on that but i have enough friends this kid hangs out with the black gangs and he is mexican and this kid everyone hates him he acts likea hard ass ok if u want a descrption of me i am the prep/jock has lots of friends and is cool with everyone that is cool or that i think is cool i have many friensd that arent considered popular but i like them cause i like them but this kid i hate cause he is a lil hard ass and i hate hard asses and not to mention he is like yeah i will get my friends to beat u up to kids im like u and ur shithead gang of friends u would fight unfairly if u ever got in a fight if u knew him u would understand but as u said u dont and u relaly dont know me if u think that u shouldnt hate people cause i got lots of enimens mostly old friends that mesed me over sumhow and noone does that to me ever i get revenge always

revenge never leads to anything, deniro. But that kid does sound annoying, true

There's nothing as sweet as revenge Dexx, and the stupidest thing I've ever done was calling my school from a payphone (inside the school) and I said there was a bomb. We got the day off and soldiers came and stuff, I never got caught but I was filled with remorse (that's the spelling and word right ? when you do something then feel bad about it)

..that is REALLY a dumb joke.
and revenge may be sweet..but it leaves you with nothing afterwards

I agree with dexx

yeah ok revenge doesnt lead ur ne where say u have sumone kill ur mom or ur wife or what have u and u dont search out to torture and kill the sob that did it i think revenge is sweet it always makes me happy but maybe ur just kind of a guy that u let people walk over u cause if sumone ****s with me i am deffintly going to **** with them more

well D it's got nothing to do with that.

I just believe that people can change and I still believe in the system.
So if someone kills someone I love I'd want to see justice done, which is NOT killing him or her

if sumone killed sumone i luv i woud get my own justice thats all cause i think the system sucks ass

Dexx I know it's dumb, that's why I regret it.

Well pablo, publicly admitting to a Federal crime on a forums board is pretty ****ing stupid, so I would say that is your new number 1 ****up!
congrats!

This is Mexico man, the police here is stupid and crooked. I would be surprised if these guys have a tracking device, plus I never said the name of the school.

still not very smart...

I was 12 man, u can't expect me to be smart at that age.

ummm.... my whole f uckin life is full of stuupid sh it. where shall i begin.....

eat an entire bag of chips ahoy cookies.

had sex in the backseat of my car with a screamer with the window down.

not go to college.

not being able to bs my way out of the armed forces

shoulda made a pass at your commanding officer.

The stupidest thing I've done is get pissed at a video game that I, to this day, insist was cheating. When I lost for the umptenth time that night I punched a solid oak box and nearly broke a couple knuckles and cut myself.

thats the problem, MY CO was a woman and the military aint a place for them to be and I made my views on that matter pretty clear

shoulda made a pass at her, grabbed her ass or something.

bit of a chauvinist, eh, finti?

no but I am better than her in all the stuff we had to go through. If you are gonna be a CO you need to be better than all of those under your comand, she wasnt

I've also given some girls some strong innuendo's and gotten slapped a time or two.

yeah she should have tried to slap me......... she gave me piss poor dutys though, felt like Beetle Baily.

If she had slapped you would she have been repremanded?

I would hav punched her lights out

ok, if you were more qualified than her, i am in total agreement with you. but you stated that women shouldnt be in the militart at all. what if she were a better shot, better hand to hand, all around a better soldier?

yeah, probably a butch eh fint?

thats not the issue...if she is more qualified, she deserves to be your co.....simple as that.

she should have adequate skills in what she's teaching though, if she doesnt then i agree that she has no business being a CO

thats what i mean when i say "more qualified."

RJ she wasnt, I am a son of a naval officer I been in and around the military my entire life. I was part of the Home Guard youth program. I knew my military stuff. The military signed me up for Norways version of West Point without my consent, off course I refused. So yes I was an angry young man when I did my tour of Duty and she didnt help the matter, I got transfered to another unit though so she was out of my "hair" as we had some in the military

ok...BUT, answer my question...what IF she was the most qualified? what then?

there is no IFS, she wasnt and in the military no women would be.
GI jane was just a movie you know

yeah, how many female soldiers are their that are good at all the stuff you listed.

so you are saying that there are no women out there who are better at hand to hand combat, sharpshooting, drilling and all that crap? thats proposterous.....just admit that you are chauvinist...theres no shame in it, its just how you are.

when you show me a woman who is outstanding at all the things you listed, i will retract my statement.

To put it simple I dont think men are better than females or vice versa, but there are areas were both sexes have their advantages, military aint it for women. As business leaders though there is no doubt that too few women get a chance to run things

oh...ok....il meet you at mcdonalds tomorrow with one.....geez....

there are women out there who are trained martial artists and can kick any one of our asses.....

yes, but can they kick the ass of a man who is trained equally as well?

we used to take an empty two liter bottle and spray hairspray and other flammable sprays into it and light a lighter near the opening which would make for a pretty light show, then we realized by pushing on the bottle while lighting the liter makes a big flame, but one time we pushed on it and it shot like a flamming rocket and caught my bed on fire. It may not be the most dumbass thing ive done but its the only one that caught my bed on fire

hand to hand combat, well after what I learned in the military I doubt there is a female that could best me. Shooting, well I was a top mark in my company

fine...ill start a thread on this topic and get some individual opinions about it.

do it

oh I forgott to mention I got transfered to special forces though.

oh finti, your such a tough guy.

sure you did...and im a navy seal.

You can belive whatever you want RJ, here in Norway we have a mandatory 12 months tour of duty, my task in the special force, dont confuse it with your navy seals and stuff we have them and rangers as well, was to be border patrol along the russian border. We got specialised training in sniper action hand to hand combat and hit and run attack on larger units

remind me never to meet you in a dark alley fint.

dude, i am just yankin' your chain.......dont get psycho on me....

oh...norwegian special forces? forgive me if i dont keel over.

Norway has an pretty good special forces, they were the number one choise of the US army in the war against Afghanistan, they had to dress up the American forces cause their boots couldnt stand the cold and harsh weater of the mountains in Afghanistan. Norway refused to meet the US whishes for the war in Iraq though.

Dont diss what you have no knowledge of RJ

In the Iraqi war it wasnt their special forces who gave the best resitance, it was the regulars

the ones you dont want to meet in a dark ally are the Russian Spetnaz forces.

i dont want to meet anyone in a dark alley, let alone a military nut

right on

im not aware of them, but ill try my best to stay clear of them, although here on the west coast of america should be pretty safe.

*sits down with boxed juice to listen to war stories from old man finti*

a few of you have the mistaken beleif that women cannot make good soldiers

check your history books, particularly featuring female soldiers during World War II in Russia. Look at those awarded Hero of the Soviet Union medals and other awards. Look at fighter and bomber pilots and snipers in particular, but there were also tank drivers, regular infantry, cavalry, and armorers among others who were successful as soldiers.

It wasn't just a man's job then and it isn't just a man's job now.

indeed it should, chineese special forces thoug .

even though being a border partrol is regarded a branch under special forces dont see why myself, the ranger and Navy seals and stuff those are special forces cuase they solomy train in how to kill as many as possible without being captured. Special tasks behind enemy lines and such.
We we just had quite a bit more intensive trainign in hand to hand combat and such compare to the regulare soldiers. what we got plenty off though was nice trips (walking) in the middle of nowhere looking at Russian soldiers (far away) doing the same as us. It was much ado about nothing, when we werent patroling we trained on other stuff.

Looking back, what a bloody waste of time

Now stupid things I have done got into an argument with a police, he said if I dint cool down he had to give me a fine, so I told him to sodd off. So I got a nice little fine

oh, that is bad. arguing with a police is like arguing with a retarded child.

a lot of those stories were fabricated to boost morale, no one said they couldnt make good soldiers, they aint officer material though

how true

how abou tthis, how do you feel about female fire fighters?

hmm if they are up to the task why not

well, becaue as a fire fighter, sometimes it would call for them to go into a burning house, and carry a grown man out using nothing but their own strength. and i don tthink there are many women out there who could carry a full grown man. plus a neighbor of mine tried out to be a fire fighter, and he was very qualified, strong, fast and all that good stuff, but they hired a woman because of affirmative action type crap, so they hired the less qualified person because of a law, instead of hiring a more deserving and adequate person to do the job.

affirmitave action is against everything america is, but i guess americas standards have changed. You dont need to go to college to gain knowledge to get a good job just be black or a woman

i have this substitue it is my english teachers sister and she has been traing martial arts and every other form of combat and she has been doing it for like 4 hours a night for that last 25 years and she can kick any ones ass almost she is considered one of the top women fighters in the world but when she was put up against the man that have trained as long as her she lost cause they were stornger and had more weight advantage but this chick i wouldnt want to **** with her she is bad ass

Ignorance is a *****. There are plenty of smart women out there, given the right task and they will perform brilliant but some aspects of life dont suit them as well . But remember this a womans labour gave birth to you

...do women even like you?

ouch!

I know,I just dont get whats up with these kind of remarks,sheesh

Hahahah really ouch !

well badkittykitty thing is, what I meant by the reply was that there are something that aint a womens work. I feel thay aint suited for the military at all but are brilliant in other fields. So what was it you didnt get?

..it just seemed by this line "There are plenty of smart women out there, given the right task " seemed you know very chauvinistic is all

actually it was kind of support to women, cause there are a lot of smart women that aint able to get the opportunity to show their skills at all.

sometimes I guess I just dont read to carefully,sorry if i came off harsh,but being a women you know I can be offended easily by such stuff, I kinda of understand now.

EXCELLENT

still seems chauvanistic to me

this idea that women can't do physically demanding jobs is what kept women from running the marathon in the Olympics until 1984

and as far as firefighting goes there is an all-girl (I say girl cuz they are still teenagers) firefighting team in Alaska and they do just as good a job as the adult firefighters in their area

see I can agree with you too,I think it just depends on the women,i know i couldnt be a fire fighter on my best day,but that doesnt mean all women cant do it.

Not all guys can do it either.

lol we know it just dont tell finti (j/k )

sure, its funny now, but wait till finti comes in and sprays you with his fire hose

...oh and I know he will!

Is that true BF? Or is it some innuendo?

haha what did I just step in to?

The same old KMC pervs.

take your pick lance.

I'll let BKK decide.

well I dont know finti well enough to let him spray me with his hose

how bout me?

Once again...perverted tonight are we?

made it fairly obvious i think.

if any one sprays me with there hose with out my premission will it be a crime
I dont know bf, didnt you say i should be afraid

no...i meant.... a maid. cuz i like the maid outfit.

a maid outfit and a fire hose,this is a interesting scenario

getting hotter by the minute

Get a room...at the KMC Hotel!

sounds like a plan to me.

..well you guys go ahead... and have fun

I believe he meant you and him.

yes i did

oh my...
you guys really are naughty tonight!!!

you know you love it

I'll be better tomorrow, especially when I get talked to by Kes.

lw-she gonna kick your booty

bf-naughtiness does seem to find me when ever I get on here!

i wont, and i have no one who will scold me.

Why is that??

4 being a naughty jedi

unless LanceWindu wasnt a jedi then your gonna be okay then

I wasn't being truly naughty, I was just helping BF get his points across.

ah -huh I know

I just wonder what she's going to think about me saying I like her in all these threads, I haven't told her yet.

well that kinda happened to me one nite,i laughed my head off,so I guess she will really like it!

well lance, im sure she'll take the tragic news with a smile j/k mate

she'll like it Lance don't worrie

if she's smart she'll be over joyed.

yeah she'll love it

Kes is fairly smart

well good

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