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I know she's not back until Sunday, but I thought that would give everyone time to post a welcome back message so she could read them all at her leisure. I'll kick off shall I.

Welcome Back Edna, I trust you had a superb time with your friends. Hope the hangovers were light and infrequent.

We all missed you while you were gone and I personally look forward to sparring with you in new posts very soon.

WELCOME BACK!!!! YIPPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Suddenly I am less sure about Sunday being her return day. Well, I never was THAT sure.

Oops! She's back now, but is sleeping, of course, after all that.


Ahem. Welcome back, Edna! As you can tell, you were well missed...

Edna, baby, you're back !!!

Sssshhhh... be quiet... she's very tired...

She's not here yet?

I'll try later.

She's still sleeping???

Well, NOW she's working. She's a very busy Witch.

At Drayton Manor.

In general, however, I can't currently begin to guess when the Witch will return. I'll try my hardest...

I don't mind. Just a few more freeqless moments.

(Shouts out loudly)

EDNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!?

Im here I'm here! But not for long! Exoecting a cery important phomne call from someone.

But it is nice to be back on the board again. My holiday was great! Most eventful to say the least! Total washout as well but it certainly ended on a high note. And the hangovers were very frequent but thankfully not to heavy! It really was an amazing week and one I will remember for a long time! Of course I will try and forget getting hit in the face by Richard's car keys and almost breaking my legs when I crashed into the barrier whilst gokarting but other than that it was thoroughly enjoyable. Oh yes and the strange bloke whom I gave my phone number shall also be forgotten very quickly! Oh I wish I could have stayed another week. I really do!

You gave him your PHONE number?!!?

It's a very long story! And I was unbelievably drunk! We had been sheltering in the biggest tent we had all day making the foulest alcoholic concoctions we could manage. Boy were we drunk? And it was traffic light night. I played safe and went for amber but that obviously wasn't safe enough!

well, I'm glad you're home safe and sound with us, Edna, albeit a little pickled around the edges.

It took you three months to give me your number! And you weren't even happy about that!

Whatever it is you had, Zereil has had stronger...

Yeah, but you never got her blind, stinking drunk Ush.

RCCCCCCCCCCCCcc

*checks his watch*
So where is she then, Ush?

*taps foot*

You should have known Ush, that if you wanta girl to put out...errr.... give you her phone number, you should get her drunk first.

*gets ready for freeq life*

Welcome back Edna *is a bit slow*

Slow but sure.

aw, shucks, yup!

WELCOME BACK EDNA !!!!!!!!!

Your magic and mispelling was sorely missed.

Welcome Back Edna I missed you, We need some entertainment at the Bar.

I WILL get her to read all these at some point, I promise.

*looks at himself in mirror*

Hmmm, still a queeq...

She's out with her Witchy friends, see.

Ah, discussing freeq spells, no doubt.

Ahhh, queeq, the centre of the universe.

A dirty job, but someone has to be it.

Hmm... I WAS warned about Dathomir Witches...

Yes, but she is a nice one. For a Dathomir witch.

Tricky... tricky...

Hey, I don't date witches. I stay away from them, you never know what they can turn me into.

He hinted, unsubtly.

Hey, it's a constant fear I live under. Quite an experience to live in fear. Nothing's worse than an itch you can never scratch.

I'm back I'm back I'm back! Sorry, bin a bit busy this week. Can't stay on too long today. I am poorly and need my sleep plus I have work in the morning. But the witch HAS returned!

Right. You have to turn Queeq into a Freeq.

Why? Just because he suggested people have to get me drunk to get my phone number? Pretty good analogy if you ask me!

Why? Just because he suggested people have to get me drunk to get my phone number? Pretty good analogy if you ask me!

What the heck? What happened to my reply? I said

I think Queeq simply WANTS to be Freeqed now. And you need to reply in the your holiday thread.

OK now I'm just confused!

Par for the course though.

As to why exactly it turned my reply into a copy of Edna's post we will never know.

I dunno. And where, and where is the Razman!!!

Queeq told me he was away for several weeks or something. So much for my RP re-vamp.

I know he is, but I wanted to do nt Joker parody.....

Isn't there a thread on his six week jaunt down south.

There is? How exactly did I miss that?

Well, it probably takes a special kind of cultured stupidity....

Well, I HAVE been working on it...

Where the heck is it!?

Actually, I could tell you, but then I would have to shoot you. (That is a hint and also a VERY good reason why you never saw it.)

Damn you and your privileged ways!

Oh, so now you're comparing me to Brian?!?!?!

Yeah!

Got ya! I bet your hooked on that show aren't ya!

Brian????

Big Brother contestant, who was accused of being spoilt on Wednesday and has been in a huff ever since.

You still watch that muck?

No, I believe he only watches mire.

Sorry, Ush dear. The "Raz is away" thread was in the JC. You were supposed to use the mind trick.

Yeah, I know. There will be a revolution if you are not careful.

I like revelution

Me too.

Me Three

Eeerrmm.... yes.

Will you just change that code...

I did, and it's not working. AGAIN!! That's the third time.

Just put this in the box.

" http://www.geocities.com/powersgoode/freeqGUNmagic.jpg
"

Without the quotes.

Thanks for the help, RC!

Nice to see that Edna's return has kept this place interesting...

So I'm boring ? Thanks a lot, Ush. (goes stomping off to create massive amounts of mayhem).

Personally I find Gundy to be rather exciting.

And MINE!

Gundy? Why, you are the dullest person I have ever met!

I apologise; Mayhem is indeed interesting...

Does your wife know? Or Tommy for that matter.

Do they need to?

Oooh, fuzzy concept, 'need'

Indeed.

Well, having learnt from my own experience....

I appreciate the concept of need...

You do?

Oh do tell...

*Back on edge of seat...*

*straps in*

*waits*

*waits*

Appreciate but not understand, Zereil?

Should he?

Tricky question.

Is it?

Yes

Why?

Ask him.

I'm afraid when he won't answer.

what you don't know can't hurt you.

Unless yiy didn'y know your about to be hit by a bullet in the leg.

That WILL hurt you!

Of course stuff you don't know can hurt you. I don't know RC but I'm sure he can hurt me.

Oh, if I could count the ways....

I'm uop to about 3,947 ways right now. Shall I keep going?

NOPE!!..We've hit 100 and it's off topic..
Time to close this puppy