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razman
Whatever you do, DON'T click on the link below!

<blockquote><font size="+2"><a href="javascript:void%280%29">Don't Click HERE!</a></font></blockquote>

ratcat
OK, I didn't click it. And it didn't do anything.

Guess that's OK then.... confused

queeq
I wonder what happens if we click it?

Edna_witch
OK seriously what will happen if we clickthere?
confused

queeq
We'd probably get some nasty virus Raz programmed himself.

ratcat
Well, if we did then we could have him prosecuted as that's a crime in the UK. Then we could go watch the trial in court and find out what he looks like.

Click, click, click.

Edna_witch
No! I wont do it! You cant make me! i wont!

ratcat
I did it but nothinh appeared to happen. There's probably some cookie been downloaded. Luckily this machines due for a wipe this weekend.

Ushgarak
I'm sure tbis is all highly amusing...

ratcat
OK, boring, when some one finds out what it was supposed to do, let mw know....

queeq
Now RC is not only infected with a fungus, but also with a computer virus. And Raz so clearly said NOT to click there. Tsk tsk tsk, poor RC.

ratcat
Yeah, but tell it to someone that gives a crap.

mechmoggy
ohh so tempting....gotta click it...ahhhh!.......

ratcat
Did anything happen?

Gundark
Well I didn't click on it. You don't question the great and powerful Raz.

ratcat
Go on, I bet you wanna.

queeq
I want to too, but I dare not defy the great and powerful. I'm in trouble as it is.

Gundark
But I thought it was fun to be the bad one.

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb. evil face

queeq
Yes, but Raz is still the ultimate power in this universe. Any gesture made against his greatness would be a useless gestureno matter how evil we are. Of course, the rest of the people online are mere prey to that voodoo we do-do. evil face

ratcat
And I'm willing to bet that every single person did press it. laughing out loud

Ushgarak
I actually did not. But Raz seems to think I did, which is worrying.

ratcat
I would imagine that it rights a note to a hidden database to tell him who pressed it in that case.

He should see my name about 20 times.

queeq
Neither did I. I dare not to defy him.

ratcat
Whatever.

Ushgarak
I just didn't want to play his game. I suspected it might log who clicked it... but then I also suspected it did nothing at all. I didn't click it.

queeq
You're a wise man, Ush.

Ushgarak
For not playing his game, maybe.

As for the other two things... I should have madeout that they were mutually exclusive options. I wasn't sure which one it was, if either. I just didn't care.

queeq
Me neither.

ratcat
Well, I'll click it for you Ush.

queeq
But that's not the same.

ratcat
Well, it felt the same.

queeq
Yes, for you. But you did it before. Ush is still a virgin at clicking that thing.

ratcat
Well, isn't that honourable of him... laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Yup, that's me, the honourable Paladin...

queeq
So am I, BTW.

ratcat
Press it, press it, press it. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/cwm/cwm/b.gif

queeq
Nope, nope, nope.

ratcat
Ok, ok, ok....

So, Raz, what does it do?

Gundark
It makes an interesting thread for Raz to laugh over. I can't believe you people are this dumb. laughing out loud

queeq
Ah, so you're the one who ruined all my hard work of painting the house.

Gundark
Well RC, I'll tell ya what. When we're ready to pour the floors for the patio room and garage, I'll call you, you can fly over here, I'll make you dinner, then you can put your handprints in our cement. Then Tommy will look at me and say what the f**k is going on here ??????? laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

razman
laughing out loud

If I tell you what it does, it would defeat the purpose of the topic!

So what do you really think it does?

queeq
Nuttin.

So, Gundy, you are inviting RC to come over to get killed by Tommy? How nice.

ratcat
*Not touching THAT one with a 10 foot poll*

Well, I think it just writes a note to a database string so you know who did click it and who didn't.

I would hope it doesn't do anything malicious or illegal.

queeq
But since you don't know that you might be an accomplice to something really bad, RC. After all, it said you shouldn't click it.

ratcat
OK, I can live with that.

queeq
In prison?

ratcat
As long as I don't have to share a cewll with Big Bubba and be his "lil girl"

Gundark
The shower scene:

Bubba: "Hey RC, ya wanna pick up that soap, boy ?"

RC: "HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP"

ratcat
Mental Note: Get the biggest, thickest book from library. eek!

Gundark
And hide a large knife in it. Or, just don't bathe. laughing out loud

queeq
Only those who clicked of course.

ratcat
Sorry, but I one of those people who just has to check the paint is really wet... laughing out loud

queeq
Just received your reservation at the State Hotel. You'll be sharing a room with someone called. B.B. Smith. Does that ring a bell?

*turns page*
Oh.... he is nicknamed.... "Bubba". eek!

ratcat
Isn't he the big, black guy from Police Accedemy???

Actually Gundy, I was gonna syick it down the back of my pants as protection. eek!

ratcat
Hmmm, guess I'll just have to be a little stinker then... laughing out loud

queeq
I guess you didn't know inmates in this prison get chained together and that Bubba like to shower a LOT.

Gundark
At least Bubba uses soap on a rope.

razman
Prisons? Bubba? Soaps? eek! eek! eek!

ratcat
Oh well, should be an education then.

queeq
Books are not allowed in the shower. And I hear Big Bubba tends to drop his soap a lot. eek! eek! eek!

razman
It has been.....when in prison, don't bathe!

ratcat
And stay away from the shower. Like I said, I'd rather be a litle stinker... laughing out loud

Dim
OKay Stinky.. roll eyes (sarcastic) laughing out loud

ratcat
Charming to the last...

Edna_witch
Who is? I know you aren't talking about yourself!

ratcat
Hay young one, I can be quite charming, apparently.

razman
Don't call her young one....she prefers little one.

Edna_witch
Actually Shorty is my all time favourite!

Oh yeah and RC maybe in your little universe but not in the world the rest of us live in.

ratcat
Well, according to her, I'm soooooo old that everyone is a young one to me. You're Neil!!! laughing out loud

razman
Know something we don't Edna?

Edna_witch
Nope! Don't mind me. I'm just in an odd mood! big grin

Dum de dum de dum!

Wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on a plate! stick out tongue

ratcat
Edna, what EXACTLY have I done to offend you delicate nature THIS time?

Edna_witch
Oh nothing. You are just my unfortunate victim. Jelly anyone?

Me, delicate nature? Gosh! Are you sure you have the right person here?

ratcat
Jelly and Icecream? How "Five year old Birthday Party"!!!

Edna_witch
No actually no ice cream. I have a raspberry jelly fettish. Yum yum. Want some? Its delicious! made with real raspberry juice too!

Ushgarak
Oh heck, another sugar high from Edna...

Edna_witch
No this is a jelly high! Bananas are faaaaaarrrrrrrr better!

Ushgarak
Ok, stay calm everyone... no sudden moves...

ratcat
Hmmm, so what is she doing with a banana exactly? eek!

Edna_witch
Making smoothies actually!

Ushgarak
Don't excite her, RC!

Edna_witch
Mu dad didn't get any raspberries! I am so annoyed! He did get 12 bananas though! Wow!

Ushgarak
Uh-oh... this kid LOVES her bananas...

ratcat
Hmmm, nice. I had a really nice icecream cocktail at TGI Fridays last night. Then again, I consumed rather a lot of alcahol at TGI's last night... big grin

Edna_witch
Nah! Who needs alcohol when you have BANANAS!

Ushgarak
I've lost count of the amount of times I've been asked THAT...

Edna_witch
Of course I wouldnt turn the alcohol down.

Besides you said you wanted to see me drunk!

Ushgarak
Technically

Edna_witch
Hhhhhmmmmmmmmm

ratcat
Drunk??? Me Ossifer?

Ushgarak
Why I oughta...

ratcat
I never laid a finger on her bum, it was her boobs I grabbed. laughing out loud

(I actually heard someone say that once)

Edna_witch
Ossifer?

Ushgarak
It's hardly a watertight defence...

Edna_witch
What's Ossifer?

Ushgarak
Swap the fs and the ss and see how it sounds

Edna_witch
Ah! OK I will go and hide now!

phinney6
woo woo woo woo. "Open up open up

Edna_witch
Huh?

razman
Don't you know? Its phinney the copper.

Gundark
He must have moved up from bodyguard.

Ushgarak
A policeman's life is not a happyone

queeq
This is the end. My only friend, the end.

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