Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

since the guys made a thread about their's, i'll make one of our's. i have to say definietly the body gets to me somehow, along with the face. personality is good too.

im undecided
i must say though that i think personality, abs, and face make the perfect combo

*Sits hidden in closet nearby listening, and taking notes*

we can see you jp

And put that THING away mister!!!

well girlfriend, I like a nice ass http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif

we are talking bout guys here

so did I girlfriend! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif
*sigh*
if tex does this, it always works

okay then

carry on

i said my point personality, abs, and face
not necessairily in that order

u ladies dig muscels i hope dont ya

*thinks of muscles*mmmm

*thinks of muscles* oh yea
im all for the abs though
sumthing to run ur hands along
and very nice on the beach

*thinks of abs* Mmmmm.....I'll have me a side of pretty blue eyes too

oh yea *melts at thought of certain blonde, blue eyed, with abs* dana i miss him
oh and i think the sexiest thing is a surfer guy with nice abs, blue eyes and spiked sexy hair in swimming shorts walking on the beach oh my i think my brain jus overloaded

LoL!!!

or a certain university student jus sun tanning in front of my house *has a siezure* damn

what about a large penis? there are many girls who love that.

YEah, large penis. BF's talkin! Girls love that.

yeah, i know from experience

What about some love handles?

well, i also know from experience that girls dont liek those...

Damn, I'm SOL then.

Yeah, chicks h8 love handles. Girls dig romantic guys tho, huh?! Give me some experience with that BF!

I'm a romantic when I want to be.

Just ask...there is no one to ask!

Hey, im romantic. But I can't say I have a foot long penis tho...

screw romance, i want a bang buddy.

I don't need anything special since me and Kes already have a kid together, even if we did steal him from Gundark's secret lab.

What?! You guys are together?! Holy shit, man! No wonder, u guys aroth e both mods, Lance!

What?! You guys are together?! Holy shit, man! No wonder, u guys both mods, Lance!

It's only a thing for fun online, we aren't actually together, although I wouldn't mind going out with her.

lmao

Shit. How old is Kes NE way?!

She's 20.

lance knows his stuff about the love of his life

I found out she was 20 in the first 2 days I knew her.

Plus, it's in her profile.

dont use that techincal mumbo jumbo with me mr.

What? Profile?

yeah....thats the one... *looks curiously*

What did you want her age for Neo?

Geez, man! So, you into the hot latin sex with Kes, huh?! Is it fun? Do you try out like new positions and stuff. I want details.

We haven't done anything, perv.

HAHHA

SoooRRY 4 askin, boi! But im guessin you give her a roughin every nite eh?!

Nothing of the sort!

I just like her.

have you ever met her lance, or is this all a bunch of litle jokes?

Neo you really need to chill out and get your mind out of the gutter

No, I've never met her.

She lives in Portugal, I live in Las Vegas.

thats like asking a pig to take a shower, not going to happen hun.

You can never tell a guy to get his mind out of the gutter.

agreed.

Well he might not be able to get it totally out of the gutter but god hes a little out there, perv

Totally.

I'm not a pervert like he may think, I get to know my ladies.

hmph you havent gotten to know this onehttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/disgust.gif

I shouldnt of used that face with that post

It looks like I'm constapated

I meant, I get to know the ladies I like.

Oh gee thanks lol

haha I dont know what you guys were up to in here but sure looks funny to me! linds you were right about that smilie

I know, wasn't I? just doesnt look right at all

You know what I mean.

why is neo a perv, i am the official pervert on this site, you've heard my stories of backseat shananagans and hardcore sex.

yeah yeah yeah, dont worry BF you will still get lots of attention

(Lance, no matter what way you look at it, a girl would take that personally)

yeah, girls are generally irrational *prepares for onslaught of pain from all the lovely ladies on the site i no doubt offended with that tasteless statement*

I could get to know every female here, but it would take forever.

Well you definitely shouldn't waste your time on me then

BF how is being offended by that statement irrational?

I guess I've been backed into a corner by Linds.

that isnt irrational, but taking what lance said personally is.

I didn't take it personal I'm just messin with ya. In a girls perspective, he walked right into that one so I just had to

oh, well ok then. ill let it slide.

All this over me?

you cuase quite a commotion with the ladies it seems lance. care to tell me your secret?

Oh yes you know its over you looks like we got another diva on our hands *coughlancecough*http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif

if anyone is going to be the next diva its me, god knows i have the breasts for the job.

No I definitely think it will be me

but its only funny if its a guy being a diva.

I don't want to be a diva!

I want to be The Ladies Man

unfortunately neitehr will happen

yeah but it makes more sense to have a real diva around this place *adjusts tiarra to help make herself look even more beautiful*

I'd vote to make you a diva Linds.

well as far as real chicks go, you can be the forum diva, but tex is the homo diva

He's not a homo.

He's just weird.

i know, im just fooling. i dont think he's wierd, just a bit feminine for some reason

meh I don't wanna be a diva, I don't have enough people worshiping me just yet *throws tiarra*

Then my vote goes to Kes!

wtf is a tiarra?

nah Kes is the forum sweetheart, much too nice to be a diva

a tiarra is a crown BF

A crown type deal.

oh ok, i thought it was some kinda sexual clothing.

the only crown I have on my head right now is my pretty little halo

I see, so Tex is to remain the only diva.

yeah, and thats a lie

What's a lie?

you're halo, now that face, thats more truthful, i can picture you like that more so then with a halo

How did I know you would say that BF? you are so predictable

yeah, that tongue face, i can picture you like that too.

<=======8

That's sick!!!

Now THAT I definitely will not do

hahahhaha, oh man, im glad its late so i have an excuse for this perverted nonsense, i can blame my exhausted brain.

hehe, well I think this thread can become very interesting

it already has i think

probably, but I don't feel like reading it all

your loss

I know

i go for the whole pakage

I am not a perv, my friends. I rely on my instincts. But......if somebody were 2 call a romantic, I have more identities.

we know you do i dont think your romantic or a perv

i'm a gangsta girl i am cool and i love having cool friends like must kill santa

totally we will destroy the world heehee jk

i am the diva. period.

cool divas rock

damn straight we do!

hecko yezna we all should be divas they kick arse

I have a really strange taste in guys. I have a thing for red heads, scrawny guys, or quiet guys. Yeah,...I guess I can't really fit into any of the poll options.

thats cool

everyone has different tastes

i know dat

i didnt mean that for jus you

oh sorry

hey its alright
but back to the topic i drool for guys with nice abs, face, and personality
i mean damn that looks nice on the beach

oh i agree mang

especially surfing oh yea http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/drool.gif

heck yea sexy

id be ever so happy if one washed up on shore right beside me

OH YEA NO KIDDING

im sure wed find sumthing fun to do

ohhhhhh i see ya

but anyways what did u choose?

what do u mean

like wat thing in the poll did u choose

none i am a gangsta girl

i see

its cool huh

I picked personality.... But I gotta be attracted to him physically too.

yea same here to

*starts doing massive work-out*

ur gonna hurt urself

that AND impressing both you and booniae

that's worth it ;

huh what do you mean

im impressed enough

how so both of you

thats for us to know

silver tears your a chick but yerssot aint

then... can I interest you in candlelight dinner?

r u talking to me

r u talking to me silver tears boonie or me

yes!