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Why is one of Gundark stars grey/silver

It's a rating thing...

It either means I'm not quite as good as everybody else or I'm just a little bit better. (j/k)

Better, definately better!!!

Yes...most definately... I hate rating systems. Nothing more than popularity contests..

Well its been cloudy and rainy over here in PA for a week and a half now. I'm getting sick of "april showers"

Looks like Raz disposed of them.....

Clouds are out, no starry night.... for ever.

At least you're getting one.... a shower I mean.

Very funny, master. (reaches under bar for button to open trap door to rancor pit)

*triple saltos backwards, ends up on the balcony and smiles at his apprentice*

Nice try, Gundy-dear. You might try to outWIT me next time.

This board has safety regulations people!!

You really think they have respect for the regulations.....

Nope. We may rewrite them, but respect....

Hmmmm, seems this place is gonna need the strong arm of the law soon......

We don't need the law. We have the rancor pit, silly.

the rancor still looks like something from clash of the titans

it should have crushed luke

Better luck next time when we feed RC to the Rancor.

Yes, hes there right now and he doesn't even know it yet. Hehehe.

Yep, I think he already lost a leg.

What is this facination with causing me grievous bodily harm???

Not fascination, just an average afternoon of Sith entertainment.

Well, as long as you're happy...

Well RC, if you have to start out in grisly matinees at the Sith threatre, just think how big you'll be in Hollywood in a couple years !

But you have so much monster experience...

I can think of the titles now:

The Monster of RC
The Return of RC
The Bride of RC
The Son of RC
The Brain of RC
The Blob of RC

I'm trying not to think about it....

Oh, don't get me started about the Bride of RC......

Where did the stars go.

Raz sent them to a galaxy far far away.....

Yeah they need them since we had so many.

ahh we call it EU and it will be accepted by some

Too bad EU stars only pretend to shine.

Uh-oh, here we go again...

If we removed the following topics from the GDF:

RC and Dim
Queeq and Gundy
Myself and Edna
EU (political)
EU (Starwars)
Loneliness
Flirting
Holes
Mad Cows
and posturing...

Would there be anything at all?

But he had trouble with the long time ago bit.

There's always Chaos, no matter what you do.

AND MAYHEM !!!!!!

That goes without saying. Where there's Chaos, there's ALWAYS Mayhem! Boards beware!

We've told them that before and still they don't listen....

They like pain. And we like giving it.

Nightmares-R-Us.

Guess that you guys just can't be removed...

It would be a painful procedure for other members. With no anesthesia.

A Chaosectomy and a Mayhemectomy, eh? Sounds nasty.

Hmmmmmm, remove RC & Dim? Would you transplant us some where nice. Preferably the same place....

Looks like Dim tranplanted herself already. Where is she?

And as for you RC, I think we can think of a nice place to send you.

You are as together as this place can make you, RC, I'm afraid...

VERY afraid.

Actually Ush, that isn't strictly true....

Explain that, PLEASE, RC.

Sorry, some things are just above explanations...

like queeqs ego

Nah, we know tha answer to that one, he's just full of himself....

The last time I was full of something else.

Ah, the wonders of a good laxative huh?

I wouldn't know. Someone else seemed more of an expert on that field than me. I hadn't noticed it myself.

Can we please leave bodily functions out of this..

Just what is finti putting in those milkshakes ?

I have now idea, but the queeqer seems to have had one to many...

Or so I'm told. As I said, I hadn't noticed it myself.

What the frack ! Finti, make me a double !

Oh... this is so, so bad...

Whooooohooooooooooo

*Swinging from chandalier to chandalier*

More Milkskaes, more milkshakes!!!

I may have to do a complete Imperial sweep on this place.

Whhhhhooooooooooo Hooooooooooooo!!!

YIIIIIPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dearie, dearie me...

Sorry, too many happy pills from the Doc again!

You on happy pills?

Actually, not now, but I was about 18 months ago. LOOOOOOOOOOOONG story.......

I was meant to be on happy pills. Still am.

Well, when I went from 17 stone to 20.5 stone I stopped taking them....

But, ohhhhhh, do they make ya feel better.....

Which, weirdly enough, is why I didn't take them...

Milkshakes are milk and ice cream by your reactions I was very wise to keep out the alcohol

What? The weight thing or the feeling better thing?

Swinging from the chandalier

Well queeq only put it up there with chicken wire, you know.

*BANG*

Oh RC, look what you did to my floor. Well, I'll put the damages on that neverending tab of yours.

That tab is becoming as big a mystery as the Force, you know...

Well the tab can be looked at from several points of view.

It flows through queeq's bar, binds it together...

Yes, its not really a tab. More of a flow chart.

RC has the highest drinks count I've ever seen...

Even higher than Master Yoda's ? Oooooo, that had to hurt.

I'm sorry you must be confusing me with someone else...

We were, of course.

See, there's the proof, not my Tab!!!!