The Most Romantic Place

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Dim
Where do you think is the most romantic place you've ever heard of/been to? I think the Taj Majal in New Dehli is romantic..even though it's a tomb.

ratcat
Hmmm, tough call...

I think it would have to depend on what you were looking for in a romatic spot.

A secluded log cabin in the snowy Austrian Tyrol with a huge open log fire to snuggle up in front of would be nice.

Or maybe a beach on Fiji where you could watch the sun set.

I hear that Florence is supposed to be very romantic as well.

Gundark
I've heard Bora Bora is very romantic.

jellabon
I've always thought Rome would be a romantic place.

Anyone want to come to Venice with me rolling on floor laughing

keokiswahine
oooooooo, invites. Queeqer, where are you? Let's go find someplace special unless I get pounded by Gundy.

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Dim
Heheehe... I don't know if queeq's allowed outside the closet.

ratcat
Actually, I was hoping we could put him in there and bolt the door.

queeq
Oh, RC, always being the nice guy, eh?

So another mush thread. I thought we had all that behind us.

Gundark
Sorry keo...always two there are. A master and an apprentice. That's Yoda's rule.

But Venice would be nice. Especially if you had a gondola that turned into a car like James Bond had. laughing out loud

queeq
Venice is at its best around 7am.

ratcat
*Scribbles not to self* Venice, 7am... Right!

I think that anywhere can be romatic, it's got a lot more to do with the company than anything else.

Just MOPO

queeq
Never been to Venice, I see.

ratcat
Not once.

Austrian, Greece, US, Spain, Portugal, Holland, France & Germany

Gundark
I've never been out of the country. Just your average boring american. confused

ratcat
Something you share in common with the Dim one then.

queeq
That's not very nice.

Anyway, if you ever got to Venice, I can really recommend going there very early in the morning.

ratcat
Well bear that in mind, thanks queeqer.

queeq
Welcome. Dim'll love it. wink

ratcat
I wouldn't count on that....

queeq
Why not? Disney first, Venice next.

queeq
Errrr.... that does not compute. How about that "worship the love of my life" bit. Venice would do the trick.

ratcat
How about the "Not your worry" bit... roll eyes (sarcastic)

ratcat
Disney first, no where next, that good for you? It's good for me.

queeq
OKay, where can I read that?

ratcat
More a thought of mind than a written word. But thanks for your input..... roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
Input? What input?

keokiswahine
North Shore, Oahu, Hawaii

ratcat
Has to be North huh?

keokiswahine
leeward shore is nice, too, but there is a very quiet serene beauty of the north shore that's very hard to describe.

ratcat
Sounds klike honeymoon territory to me... laughing out loud

Gundark
I wanna go to Mars for my honeymoon. laughing out loud

ratcat
Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars....

queeq
And queeq's from Jupiter, the place to be. big grin

ratcat
Yeah, full of gas and a big red spot!!! laughing out loud laughing out loud

keokiswahine
oooooooo eeeeeeeeeeee...

not touching that one at all. You folks are all floating in the way out there, and I'll just sit on the beach on the north shore watching the waves do their thingy. big grin

Gundark
You're right, RC. Men are from Mars. Hmmmm...better go to Saturn for my honeymoon then. Don't want to Tommy to think he has to compete with a bunch of Martians. laughing out loud

queeq
So where's Tommy from? cool

Gundark
I picked him up off an asteroid. Actually he started out as an infectious disease and then grew into a mushroom. I finally watered him and he turned human. Or close to that. laughing out loud

ratcat
Ya know, if I ever got described that way by a lady, it would be goodbye RC, hello dumpsville for her.

queeq
And after that: "Hello, I'm queeq." laughing out loud

ratcat
Wha... Huh??? OK, I didn't get that...

queeq
When a girls has that good taste, I MUST meet her. laughing out loud

Gundark
Now, RC, you know I would never talk to you like that, you handsome hunk you !!! wink

ratcat
smile *Beaming* smile

queeq
*turns green etc.*

ratcat
What is it with these American women? Whatever it is, I like it. smokin'

queeq
Make sure you don't get indigestion.

Ushgarak
Ok, this conversation has defeated me...

queeq
No no, you can do better than that. Get up and fight! laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Well... I think I'd need an Edna angle to get in on this one...

queeq
Take control of your own life, Ush, you'll be more attractive that way.

ratcat
She's certainly taking her time, this much is certain... roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
MAybe we scared her off. Hope not. sad

ratcat
We? What's this we business....

queeq
Not you, obviously.

ratcat
That's better, I'm far too nice to scare anyone off... wink

finti
Let us be the judge of that laughing out loud big grin

Gundark
Ah, finti, I'm so glad you're back....always good with a laugh... laughing out loud laughing out loud

Poor Ush, still pining for Edna.
"His love, once danced within a light heart, takes flight and thus he is lost, his yearning his only friend and enemy too."

ratcat
That was very sweet. Where did it come from?

Gundark
I made it up.

ratcat
*gushes*

Wow! You are such a romantic...

Gundark
Well, I just kind of compose these things to fit the moment. I call it short unrhyming poetry. Very short. cool

Ushgarak
"Ushgarak's lawyers issued a statement today sayibng that the current policy of 'waitr and see' with Edna,. put into place after the closing of Jabba's Underwater Tavern, has not changed with the return of Edna to the boards. They also said that Ushgarak was very haoppy with the way things were.

Meanwhile, rumours of Ush's secret swiss back account, formed by the appropriation of funds from the War Orphans association..."

Gundark
He's really loosing it now..... stick out tongue

Ushgarak
Driven crazy by loneliness and the slowness of this place...

Actually, that WAS very sweet of you, Gundy.

queeq
Gundy's a doll.


My doll, mind you. wink

ratcat
What? You wanna dress her up in cute little dresses and give her a sports utility vehicle.

Actually, that will probably win you a few points.

Me, I'll just throw myself at her feet....

Ushgarak
Baby doll?

queeq
All of the above! laughing out loud

Gundark
queeq just wants to look up my dress when I'm climbing into my sport utility vehicle. (Sigh) I know my master just all too well..... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ushgarak
Dress-looking appears to be a common male pursuit around here... I'm just too old-fashioned...

ratcat
Actually, I'm not sure if that's all it's cracked up to be.....

Gundark
Old fashionedness is lost, but not dead. Oh, for the old fashioned gentleman, his gallant unselfishness, steadfast the hero to his princess. True of word and heart, companion, confidante and friend. Lover. Immune to overbearing feminism and slovenly male bigotry in turn, amidst a world that would seek to destroy him.

Ahem, uh....I have to go now..... rolling on floor laughing

finti
phew felt like I was stuck in the great Gatsby big grin

Ushgarak
(Writing all this down...)

This is dynamite! Might come in handy later...

Gundark
I'm just trying to help Ush out, RC. Just roll with it. rolling on floor laughing

Ushgarak
Appreciated... mind you, I'm not COMPLETELY talentless in that area...

queeq
Thanks for that excellent description of me Gundy. You left some things out, but I'll forgive you for that. But of course I do not look up dresses. That is so unbecoming for someone of my stature.

ratcat
OK, I'm rollin with in...

Rollin, rollin, rollin, RAWHIDE!!! rolling on floor laughing rolling on floor laughing

queeq
Keep that doggie rollin'. big grin

Ushgarak
(Still writing...)

Wait... that doesn't sound right.

ratcat
Gundy, you're just pushing it now...

ratcat
Sorry, had a Blues Brothers moment......

queeq
Nothing to be sorry about.

ratcat
NO, but I think Blue Brothers 2000 had a few appologies to make...

queeq
A few?????????? I'd say: A LOT!

Gundark
Oh, now how did you know that was you I was describing, queeq-darling ? You are so clever ! laughing out loud

Thanks for rolling, RC. Now get up and dust yourself off. cool

queeq
You have to know these things as Chaos, you know. big grin

Gundark
Well you have to know how to dish it out like Mayhem, you know. laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Odd people, you two...

Gundark
There's that word again. rolling on floor laughing

Ushgarak
What, people?

Gundark
No, odd. That word we're going on about in some other thread. All these threads are leading in the same direction methinks. I'm just not sure where we're going to end up. stick out tongue

Ushgarak
Damn. You took the feed, but you kept going.

You were meant to just say 'No, odd," and then I could say 'No odd what?" and it could go on forever...

ratcat
Are we back to that damned Energiser Bunny again?

Ushgarak
Oohh... look at the cute bunny...

Edna_witch
Anyway getting back to topic. I was thinking of romantic stuff. You see I have this thing about rain. I love watching it and listening to it and just standing in it getting wet. Anyway, I have always thought that kissing in the pouring rain would be really romantic. Call me insane but everyone has their strange little happiness moments and that would be mine! I know Im weird but thats why you like me. Right?

Ushgarak
I thought you didn't like romance?

(Writing down...)

Rain... kissing in...

Edna_witch
I dont like corny romantic things like flowers and candle lit dinners and that. I just get all embarrassed and I hate it. Valentines is my worst Nightmare! and Boyfriends at Birthday and Christmas come a close second. I really hate getting gifts from boyfriends. The rain thing is different. It is personal to me and I guess just my weird little fantasy!

Ushgarak
(Still writing)

Keep going... THIS is great as well.. and I'll save a fortune in presents!

But how to make it rain...?

Edna_witch
Hey stop it! Youre sounding like a scary stalker again you know!

Ushgarak
Oops, did I say all that out loud?

AGAIN? You could have told me the first time, you know...

'Ushgarak the crazy Jedi stalker' though... could go with that plot. Audience might not be happy, though... we'll see how things go in the bar...

Edna_witch
Audience might not be happy? I wouldnt be happy with that one!

Ushgarak
But you'd get the plot in advance, you wouldn't have anything to worry about...

Edna_witch
Maybe not. anyway Im tired and I have to be at ork in th morning. In six and three quarter hours to be exact! Man I need some sleep. I was planning on cycling tomorrow. That takes an hour so I have to leave at seven get up at half six. So if I go to bed now that is 5 1/4 hours sleep. I can live with that! Now let me get some sleep damn you!

Ushgarak
Have I been keeping you up? Ah hell, sorry. It's been great... and I think everyone else will be happy that we were actually on at the smae time again...

Night!

ratcat
I wouldn't call you insane, that's a really romantic thought. Made me think of the scene at the end of Four Weddings. smile

keokiswahine
g'nite, Edna.
g'nite, ush,
RC, it's time for you to fold up, too.
g'nite all. wink

ratcat
I hate to break it to you, but it's morning over here...

keokiswahine
beddy-bye time knows no clock or light. big grin

Ushgarak
I think it DOES, actually...

keokiswahine
beddy-bye time is whenever you crash. big grin

Ushgarak
LITERALLY speking, I suppose...

keokiswahine
it's getting late for me in my time zone. and late is anytime my bod wants to crash. wink

Ushgarak
If only your bod could go on forever...

keokiswahine
oh? did you want me to keep you company longer? queeqer is around now, I see.

Ushgarak
Kind of you to offer, though.

ratcat
I must remember that one for my boss.

Sorry sir, but I was in bed cos my bod told me it was time....

Ushgarak
I think they fire you for that sort of thing over here, don't they?

ratcat
ACtually, I see my boss about once every 2 months so I don't think he'd even notice...

Ushgarak
Result!

ratcat
Yeah, I wondered if he'd notice if I disappeared to the states for a month or so. As long as I answer my mobile, respond to my email and turn in my designs on time I doubt they'd even realise.

All i need is an ISP account and a phone line and I'd be set...

keokiswahine
cybersonics. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Gundark
Hmmmm...RC, I think you might have something there. Until the company Christmas party. Then you might have to put in an actual appearance. rolling on floor laughing

ratcat
Yeah, but I could fly in for that. This is definately an idea with merit. wink

Gundark
You could revolutionize the corporate superstructure of the entire world !!!!!!!

Hmmm...boy, will queeq be jealous. laughing out loud

ratcat
Not really, he get's to travel with his job anyway....

I wonder how lomng I could get away with it for.... laughing out loud

Gundark
Well try it and let us know. smokin'

ratcat
OK, so now I need someone to put me up abroad...

Gundark
That doesn't sound too hard. They're letting you go. Its the only explanation for the ease of your escape. laughing out loud

ratcat
Actually, I pretty sure they'd find some way to make it a breach of my contract....

Gundark
Then get queeq's lawyer. He's pretty good. laughing out loud

ratcat
Hmmmm, dutch lawers, I don't think so...

queeq
Dutch lawyers talk the ears off any judge, he'll give them anything they want if only they stop talking. evil face

Ushgarak
Talking, presumably, about Windmills, Tulips, Drugs and clogs...

Ushgarak
Anti-Dutch lawyer bias, eh? That's a new one on me...

keokiswahine
yadda, yadda, yadda laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

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