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Wednesday is closing in and then I will have a looooong weekend until tuesday. Well guess you all have free on thursday though. Its a "religious" holiday, its about when Jesus flew up to heaven, yeah right. I guess its called Ascension day, but I m not sure.
Anyways Monika and Live are going to Monikas parents for a week so the grandparents can have some time with their grandchild. Me I am going to party all the time, party all the time party all the tiiime. (stick with acting Eddie) Bottoms up its time to some serious drinking

Quite an example for Live.

At least she won't be home to see it.

Enjoy finti !!!!!! (Now you'll have lots of time for role play evil !)

Party animal.....

Yeah, finti playing evil again. We missed ya, buddy. And when you're loaded, you can be even more evil.

Hmmmm, could be nasty.

We're waitin' for ya, finti...the galaxy is at your feet.

Well.... for a while.

Atleast til Tuesday

We'll have to all drink one with finti tomorrow to get him started off right.

Okay! Gun, you mix the drinks.

Let me taste them first.

NO..why?

There is no why. Clear your mind of questions and load mine with booze.

I see a city in the clouds. With booze.

Ah...HEAVEN!!

It is the future you see. Yeeeehaaaaaah!

Yeah.. Gun must have put some peyote in with my drink

Through the booze, things you will see.

So this has truely become a place of drugs and alcahol....

Don't worry RC. The good stuff is locked up in my laboratory. They all have to go through the mad doctor to get it.

*feels relieved....*

*relieved slaps his face*

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/realhappy/pain6.gif

Well it starts tommorow, but sadly people called in sick(already) so I have to work Saturday and Monday. I`m gonna charge overtime, 200% an hour, that will suit them to ruin my party time. At least I can party Wednesday and Thursday and Saturday after 16:00 o`clock. Watch out galaxy you will be at my feet.(Disco feet?)
Cheers.

We will be waiting your evil return.

Hmm..I'd charge them 300% for Partius Interuptus.

good idea Dim, maybe I call in with a giant hangover

More realistic than the 300% charge.

Oh yeah...Didn't think of that one.

Know you value Finti, rip em off good!!!

Will do, but it is fair though, after all its my weekend off. And I have announced this "long" weekend for almost a month, so they knew about it and could have arranged otherwise. They know I wont turn down an offer to help out , I must learn to say no sometimes. Not only to EU and British beef.

I guess the OT will help fund the inordinant amount of beer you're gonna drink.

I foresee finti making very intelligent contributions to the forum this weekend.

I foresee an incredible hangover on Monday morning...

Do you guys do anything BUT drink?

Methinks not.

Hey, I have a couple of saturday nights out and I'm suddenly an alcaholic. I have to say, it's been a very long time since we went out, it was quite a revelation to do so....

I can imagine! But I would really rather not!

Actually, I wasn't asking you to.

Thats good then isn't it!

Sure is.

My, what a polite conversation this is.

And this troubles you, right?

Well, it's not really about anything. I prefer quarrels.

Clealry has nothing useful to add, so he went for a bit of belittling instead...

Yes, well, it's a dirty job but someone...etc.

OK, guess that's a fair point.

Oh sorry, didn't meant to.

OK, brain can't handle. Head will explode.....

*puts on raincoat and uses umbrella*

SPLAT!!!

At least your looks have improved.

Maybe, but do you have an asprin?

You need a head to cure a headache.

Pethidine then.

let's see. human bodies are 97% liquid, so fill her up, must keep that 97% to full measure.

What's pethidine?

Some relife thing that is probably not good for you.

Ah.

*starts mopping the floor to prevent RC's brains from sticking to people's feet*

Vacuum dont stick

Pethidine is a pain killing drug, typically given to women when they are giving birth but can also be used for a wide variety of other pain relief requirements.

But I'm sure Ushgarak has some other meaning, or perhaps I have spelt it wrong...

You probably SPELLED it wrong, yes.

OK, what's wrong with SPELT. Am I using the word in the wrong context?

EDIT: Actually SPELLED and SPELT should be interchangable in this instance I believe.

But you're not sure...

spelt is more in line with felt?

Since when has everyone been such sticklers for SPAG? It's worse than being at school!

Well, speaking personally, I have only worried about it since Ush made it his duty to point out everyone else’s spelling inaccuracies.

As to being sure queeq, I am sure that each is equally acceptable and therefore there is no issue of spelling mistake.

So, back to those painkillers.

RC is right.

*Faints*

Hey, when you're right, you're right.

I only point out typo inaccuracies on Queeq, because he plays along, and Edna, because it winds her up (and Lord knows, she does it to me enough).

Actual mis-spelling of words, however...

Well, it just smacks of supremacism to me, IMHO - WIAET. Pointing out the faults in others can be a very cruel and unsociable habit.

Accepting people, as they are, with whatever faults they have, is a much nicer outlook, OGIMHO - WIAET.

I DO accept people. Blimey, it's a harsh old world where you cannot make the odd accrate criticism without accusations of anti-socialness... criticism is enitely valid. My friends appreciate me perfectly. It;s not as if I'm actually being nasty. If anything my desire is simply to educate. Your hostility baffles me. I've never (seriously) encountered anything like it.

I'm sorry you think I was hostile it was not my intention. Maybe just as you did not intend to be nasty with your corrections. Maybe this illustrates how easy it is for intentions to be misunderstood.

Yes, that's very true.

Lighten up, folks, I think it's funny how we all have our own ways of spelling words, intentionally and unintentionally, and being creative; I rather enjoy making up words, thus discombulating ya'all out there.

I like that, but are you shure you spult in wright?

Hum...

can't spell worth whooppy do today, it's discombobulating.

And very perpumdixulating as wull....

Discombobulation is actually a word, though.

Ok, now this may seem a little sarcastic but...

WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!

Perpumdixulating is a word to me.... Now. I'm the author of that post and I just invented it....

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, you guys, my brain is not in the mood to create new words today. I created discombobulating and discombulation and the verb to discombulate in response to a conversation about whoopteedo $10.00 words back in 1980, and see where this word has gone, around the world. It tickles me when others use it.

Wow. I is impressed at you volcaburay creativity (Probaly all spelt arong)

You are truely an amazing human being.

spelting correctly is in the eye of the beholder, and it beholdens me to spelt it in pronouncable syllables.

What a disturbing view...

ush, who you viewinnn? *gazes in same direction as ush, but doesn't see a bloomin thing, as usual* more

Hang on RC! Whoever said anything about Keo being human?

Well, can't say I am surprised that Keo can see nothing of my view...

confusion is an essence, a state of mind or mindlessness as it appears today.

Hey, we've all had our off days...

heee heeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeee. must watch out for these sikky daes.

I spell therefore I am...

Does that mean I am not?

(Comes strolling into conversation, sees brains in mop bucket)Ooooooo....brains ! (Runs to get formaldehyde jar) YIPPPEEEEE!

To comment on current thread, I'm sure I spelled formaldehye wrong)

Well, you got it right and then spelt it wrong when you were saying you thought you had spelt in wrong originally....

That's impressively funny!

Indeed.

NO, really....

What the?...I'm so confused..

NO, that's Keo....

Great..now I'm possessed by keo.

Cosy...

welcome to my confusion, dim; stay awhile.

Oh Boy

Mommy, I'm scared...

Anyway..I guess it's time to close this puppy, since it's dreadfully off topic anyway..