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ratcat
No, not a spelling checking spree for Ush, but inspired by him somewhat.

Anyone ever come across any strange spellings of words, or funny translations that look like they might mean something completely different?

keokiswahine
RC, we're doing a great job in the threads right now. big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) stick out tongue

Gundark
Hmmmm....have to ponder this one.

ratcat
OK, maybe this wasn't the hottest idea I ever had....

queeq
We usually tend to forgive you.

Edna_witch
I don't!

ratcat
Yeah, but you can be such a misery that you make me look positively euphoric!!! laughing out loud

Dim
Okay..on topic..I think the way you Europeans spell things with an "ou" is very very strange.

ratcat
You mean like Colour, Flavour, etc.

Now I'm not sure whether the Amreicans dropped the U or the English added it.

Dim
yeah, that's what I mean..At first I kept wanting to correct you guys laughing out loud

I'm pretty sure the Americans dropped the U.

ratcat
That's what I believed to be the case.

Edna_witch
That's what I always thought too

ratcat
Dmb Americans... laughing out loud

Edna_witch
Not dumb! Just lazy!

ratcat
I never said that..... wink

Ushgarak
The Americans shifted things to more like how they sound as opposed to ther lingual derivation.

ratcat
Ush knows, he was there you see.

Ushgarak
Why am I not allowed to express facts around here?

ratcat
You are, but you reactions are just so hilarious that I have to wind you up....

Oops, nearly fell off ya high horse there... laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud

Edna_witch
Because RC says so!

Ushgarak
Well, I'm asking him nicely to stop.

ratcat
You mean like you lot stop when I ask. Oh, got ya, I'll just carry on then.

Ushgarak
Give me one instance when I have done that to you.

Dim
I would hope we'd be more mature than that.

ratcat
Well, Ush can't tell when he is being wound up.

But as you ask Ush, when I asked you to stop correcting my spellings and you said you wouldn't..

Please don't turn a bit of fun into a melodrama.

Ushgarak
That's because I wasn't correcting spellings just to wind someone up.

Edna_witch
Guys I can see where this is going and I don't like it!

ratcat
Ah ha! So we have the classic don't do as I do, do as I ask senarios.

Ya gonna dish it, be prepared to accept it too.

Anyway, IT WAS A BLOODY JOKE!!!

It was only in two out of ten threads, that should be the first hint.... Plus there with LOLs all over the posts. Go figure...

Edna_witch
Why do you to have to read so much into everything all the time? It's so annoying!

ratcat
Not even gonna discuss it anymore.

Edna_witch
Good good good!

ratcat
The topic was bad or humourous spelling....

Edna_witch
Well my grandmother calls emails Emus. And the funniest one is that she called my gettoblaster a gateauxblaster

ratcat
Blackforest I hope. *licks lips*

I'm gonna try and scan one that I took a picture of when I was on holiday that made me laugh.

Dim
When you were on holiday?...where?

ratcat
Oh, this was last year at WDW. It was just a sign, but the Spanish translation made me laugh.

I'll try and find it tonight...

Gundark
Well this doesn't qualify as a mispelling, but....you know over here sometimes we call cops "smokies". Well my mom couldn't come up with the name real quick one day when we were out shopping and she said, "look, there's a froggie !

queeq
A froggie? confused

Gundark
well a froggie really isn't anything. I don't know how she came up with froggie. You had to be there ! stick out tongue

razman
In the UK cops are usually known as a certain pink animal.

ratcat
Oink, oink. laughing out loud

Ushgarak
He means flamingoes, of course.

queeq
I didn't know flamingo's said "oink". I guess RC needs to learn his fauna better. laughing out loud

razman
Ush, you link Coppers with flamingos? Strange...

Ratcat
DOH!

Ushgarak
Yeah, they are pink, and have long necks, and are birds, and... hmm... this analogy isn't so good now I think about it.

ratcat
Oink?

Dim
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or a bird?

ratcat
*Hushes mouth*

Actually, we were referring to names for the police, not for me.... stick out tongue

Gundark
Well in that case, rat or cat ? Chicken or egg ? (ooops...that would be DD )

ratcat
Just plain old RC thanks

Gundark
Okay plain old RC. big grin

ratcat
Hmmmmmm...... Now you're just picking on me. sad

Gundark
Well you were all lined up for that one. I couldn't help myself.

Here's a joke for you to cheer you up...

What does every Amish woman want ?

Two Mennonite !!! laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

ratcat
Don't you just hate a joke you need explaining to you.... confused

Dim
It's another Religous group..

if you say it it sounds like Two Men a Night..get it?

ratcat
Well, I got the punch line but it didn't mean that much without the background.

I'm just too dull I guess. Pass edna another drink. laughing out loud

Dim
Well, just think about how sex would be if you were Amish.

ratcat
Uh, yeah, right.... I think I may know that one already.

Dim
eek!

ratcat
Whoops, sorry, I was confusing Amish with Monks... laughing out loud roll eyes (sarcastic) laughing out loud

Dim
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No comment.

ratcat
Non required. roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin roll eyes (sarcastic)

Gundark
Well thanks for explaining my joke to RC, Dimmy. I didn't think he might not know Amish and Mennonites...I'll have to keep my jokes a little more simple...

queeq
It's not a geographical thing, I got it.

ratcat
Well pardon me for being ignorant.

Guess that kills the intellectual theory dead then.
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queeq
Yes, but Gundy is just so sweet she just wanted to make you believe you WERE an intellectual. I, however, believe it's best to know the truth. laughing out loud

ratcat
Who said anything about Gundy? roll eyes (sarcastic)

Gundark
(stomps up from lab) Okay, who's talking about me behind my back ?

ratcat
It was queeq!

queeq
*takes Gundy in his arms and smiles*
She doesn't mind. big grin

keokiswahine
Just stopped by.

Gundy eek!

That wasn't nice, your joke, but it was laughing out loud

queeq
Yes, GUNDY! What did you think?

ratcat
Gundy, ot's so nice to know that queeq speaks for you.

queeq
RC had sex with Monks??????? Actually, after all this time nothing about RC surprised me anymore.

And who says Amish don't have great sex?

queeq
As I said, she doesn't mind.

ratcat
Like I said, it's nice that she allows you to speak so freely for her. smile

queeq
Ah yes, Gundy's great.

ratcat
I Know

Gundark
Nice Han Solo voice there, RC.

Well, the joke wasn't that bad. I have much, much worse you know. evil face

Gundark
man of few words today, eh ?

ratcat
I Kn.... Well, you get the idea. laughing out loud

Gundark
Yew, I gott the ideal. (just trying to stay on topic). hehehe.

queeq
Give us worse, Gundy. laughing out loud

ratcat
KO Grungy, my oppalogies.

Gundark
My worse would be censored here. evil face

ratcat
tuchy...

Gundark
is that a mispelled touchy or touche ?

ratcat
I Know...

keokiswahine
oh, is he into touchee, feely, rub a dub dub roll eyes (sarcastic) eek! big grin confused laughing out loud

ratcat
Always have been, always will be.

And that's the beauty of misspulling wurds, no won is really shore wot you meen.

queeq
Since I'm modding here Gundy, I promise I won't censor your "worse". laughing out loud

ratcat
All hail the big and mighty mood...

Gundark
Well worse will have to wait until tomorrow. I have class this morning and then we're leaving for the concert this afternoon. No time now. Please stand by for more mayhem.

queeq
Always. laughing out loud

keokiswahine
big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) laughing out loud smokin' eek! stick out tongue confused

queeq
I think we should call a doctor for keo.

keokiswahine
Why, Queeq? confused This is the normal Confusion here. big grin

ratcat
Graemlin Junky!!!

keokiswahine
big grin stick out tongue cool roll eyes (sarcastic) mad eek! confused smokin' to you, too, RC.

ratcat
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Right back at ya!

keokiswahine
hee hee heeee. RC, how do you do those? confused laughing out loud

ratcat
Well, that's the fun part isn't it.

OK, here's a hint.
www.mysmilies.com

He's my favorite little guys.
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queeq
I guess there are no badly spelled smilies.

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