Isnt BackFire Great?

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BackFire349
No, you're not.

FallingBlue
your cool dude yes

yerssot
nope

BackFire349
thank you, finally some honesty, god, this board needs more of that.

yerssot
I can't lie stick out tongue

FallingBlue
mad i was honest.....

BackFire349
but he was honest in a negative way, and thats always apreciated.

yerssot
what? no smacking BF?

Kes
Well honestly I think you rock

BackFire349
oh, totally forgot yerss (smacks yerss ass good and hard) there ya go smile

yerssot
ah thanks! thought I wasn't good enough

BackFire349
you know thats not true big boy.

yerssot
I feared wink

Asami
I like Backfire. i just don't like his choice of avatars and sig pics

BackFire349
well what would you expect from the forum horror expert? a beautiful sunrise and some ducks?

Kes
laughing out loud

LindsIsTightK
LMFAO this is so great BF, finally someone who doesn't believe in the popularity contest

BackFire349
never liked popularity much, found it to be the last refuge of the weak.

h0ck3yh0rr0r
i think bacefire sux smile
































im serious lol jk

yerssot
litterally?

Crash_Overload
Dude, why would you sreat a thread to make yourself seem bad?

BackFire349
to make fun of the people who have threads to make themselves feel good.

CandyKoRn
your pics in your sig and avatar look abit creepy..

but, from what I know of BF.. you seem like a cool guy.

So I like ya..

LilMimister006
everybody loves backfire!!! rite!? lol big grin

LindsIsTightK
BF was just making this thread to make fun of everyone else, he doesnt REALLY want to be told how great he is

BackFire349
exactly, these little self aproval threads are popping up at a ridiculous rate, so i thought i should mock them a little. even though it is nice to get the rare compliment.

LilMimister006
blink

well i'm just stupid remember? lol

happy kine
great thread.

badkittykitty
lol this thread is the shiz-nit, just like bf smile ..oh wait you didnt want me to say that ok so wave that chain saw at me..

LilMimister006
lol whats with the chainsaw?

Tired Hiker
Backfire ripped me off cuz I started this thread a while ago when I too was sick of all the snivelling little kids and their lame popularity parties. Backfire is nothing but a common thief!! He should be banned from the forums and from all eternity. Plus, what does he really know about horror movies anyway? F*ck Backfire349!! F*ck him in his hairy left ear!!! I hope he trips and falls on his chainsaw. roll eyes (sarcastic)

BackFire349
beautiful, post of the year TH smile now thast what i want, blunt horrible mutilating insults.

LindsIsTightK
blink

Tired Hiker
Backfire, go suck your chainsaw you big fart brain!

silver_tears
*claps* well done th stick out tongue

Tired Hiker
Truth is though, I love ya! big grin

LindsIsTightK
TH your avatar is still extremely mesmerizinghttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/lookaround.gif

pablo007
TH your Avatar's great, f*** the elephant and the kangaroo.

Tired Hiker
Yes, I know Linds, but this thread is not about my avatar, it's about Backfire349, okay.

LindsIsTightK
Geez this is the Off-Topic forum you know pff *snaps fingers and shakes her head* dont even go there with me girlfriend stick out tongue

BackFire349
TH is a man honey, and from the info i got from that "how big is your johnson' thread he made last night, quite a man

LindsIsTightK
Don't call me honey miffed and I don't care about TH's johnson, not like its gonna do me any good roll eyes (sarcastic)

BackFire349
if you play your cards right

LindsIsTightK
What the f**k?

pablo007
Hahahahahaha

Tired Hiker
laughing out loud he he he. The funny thing is, Johnson is the name of my dvd remote controller. It's about 7 and a half inches long and they closed a thread about a remote controller?

Tired Hiker
Linds, be honest. You'd be all over me if you were my age and I lived in Washington.

DeNiro
backfire isnt that the guy that offers small children candy from his black truck *shivers*

LindsIsTightK
meh you're not really my type

happy kine
he was aquitted of the "selling of candy" to small children, if i'm recalling correctly

Tired Hiker
Oh yeah, I'm a guy. I forgot. laughing out loud

pablo007
ouch

LindsIsTightK
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Tired Hiker
Linds, you are too much like a little sister to me. I don't think it'd work. But if any guy messes with you, you can bet me and backfire will be there to put him in his place.

Tired Hiker
And then you can hook up with Backfire cuz he's more your age and I approve of him! big grin

happy kine
tired hiker the match maker

LindsIsTightK
Thanks guys big grin good to know I have someone out there to look out for me

Tired Hiker
And not just someone, Linds. Two men, one, me, a thirty year old man who wears bikinis to work and another man, backfire, who wears a mask made of human skin. wink

LindsIsTightK
blink Suddenly I'm not so sure about this whole thing...........

DeNiro
TH working the sensitve angel here

Tired Hiker
They don't call me Romeo for nothing. But seriously, I think Linds and Backfire would make a cute couple. big grin

DeNiro
dont even go there TH the off topic queen and the horror kings thats like trying to breed cute and scary together some how lol but ne way i like the new avarta TH very cool big grin

LindsIsTightK
Please stop saying that blink

BackFire349
he only speaks the truth babe big grin

pablo007
Hahahaha I know ur kidding but as much as I like you both I can't picture you together.

BackFire349
sadly, neither can i, i have trouble picturing myself with any good looking girl.

TheProgramSmith
Self-Loathing? How dare you, you big ole' sack of sexy!

whip

TheProgramSmith
BackFire is the greatest,,,, um....


somebody help me out here

JKozzy
I smell self-promoting thread that should be closed like the others stick out tongue

TheProgramSmith
laughing

eezy45
laughing

amity75
I always imagine Backfire to look like his avatar. Not sure if that's a compliment or not. confused

BackFire
More of a compliment then if I said I imagine you looking like your avatar. Yowsers.

TheProgramSmith
I do look like my avatar.

Fox_Mulder
He's cool.*shudders in fear* "please don't hurt me!!!" no

eezy45
laughing Nice One Mister

Tired Hiker
Goddam, these old threads are soooooooooooo funny. laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

eezy45
*cough* not "old", it's 'original'
stick out tongue

Tired Hiker
It's over a year 'old' ya know? erm

eezy45
imagine a one year old baby

would you call it 'old' ? wink

Tired Hiker
I'd call it one year 'old'! stick out tongue

Tired Hiker
Okay, okay ... you win. erm I have to go now! Today was a fun day on the forums! *marks this day as a fun day on the fourms on his kmc calender* thumb up

eezy45
laughing out loud cya TH big grin

JKozzy

amity75
laughing out loud areselicker.

Mr Zero
great at what? I need more info. Also I need a poll so i can tick an option.... + I need a coffee and a muffin.

Korri
amazing no expressionno expressionno expression

Whisper
Is backfire great? I'm a newbie (boo! Hiss!) But I daresay I'll find out if he has any great properties. smile

shellie
confused who is this BackFire i keep hearing about ?

Korri
he is well a newbie stick out tongue

Whisper
Just checked out his photo. He's a hottie!

shellie
oh him...yeah ok....he's alright.....nothing to write home about but he's cool . wink

m!$hA
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he's a sexy beast droolio

Korri
omg ya..

Clovie
no.

Samurai Guy
BackFire is the greatest thing to happen since sliced bread!

Why else would I have changed my name to Lil' BackFire for that period of time?

Samurai Guy
Does this land mark 10/18/04 as KMC Fun Day, Tired Hiker?

Kosta
You suck, BackFire!!!! mad

Kosta
And yet you rock at the same time big grin

Whisper
Sorry, I looked at the wrong photo. Just saw him. no expression

Linkalicious
I find BackFire to be an appalling individual. His flatulence, body odor, and general bad hygiene is mind numbing.

His addiction to pornography is disgusting, his hairiness leaves him on the same level as Sasquatch, and his sense of humor is similar to that of a paraplegic retard with a problem for asphyxiation.

All you people are dumber for being in this thread.

shellie
you are such an ass love

Korri
lol!

eggmayo
so just from going in this thread, ive become stupider?
how many threads are there like this?

shellie
many

Korri
haha!

eggmayo
i feel i have lost about twenty percent of my brain power because of these threads.

Korri
smile

JKozzy

Syren
I had a major problem with the ass.hole who dared take me on during the Battle of the Sexes Era. He was such a pompous prick. In fact, I have no reason to speak about him using the past tense, he's still an obnoxious bastard with a taste for a debate which he only wins because of his 'status'. He's nothing but status.

I was going to write 'just kidding' here, but I changed my mind

BackFire
love




love

Syren
Hey...... Quit getting your nasty love drips all over me schmoll

BackFire
You know you love it

TheProgramSmith
And I came in at the wrong time of this.

...or did I? flirt

Syren
Yes no expression It is the sole reason for my existence.

And TPS, what was that comment in my bro's welcome thread? miffed

TheProgramSmith
I commented in his thread? That is news to me.

JKozzy
stick out tongue

Whisper
Just been reading some of Backfires posts. Hmmm... a bit arrogant but I like that in a man.

SlipknoT
bumpdiddlyump

Dr. Strangelove
Goodnight Backfiresleepy


Oh shit...wrong thread ninja

Syren
Oh my fecking Gawdess, read what i wrote about the darling boy roll eyes (sarcastic)

And who is this Whisper? She has good taste, she's using the exact same part of Luis Royo's Labyrinth piece that I used a while back, for her signature droolio

Clovie
i thought you were not to bump anything?

anyway
i don't know/like backfire.

Syren
I wasn't going to bump the Battle of the Sexes thread (but I just did... it's too brilliant) ninja

Smallville
Backfire is wonderful! Super, even!

pray

Impediment
His beard is just TOO dreamy! LOL. stick out tongue

Lana
The first post of this thread is classic BF laughing

DarkC
Agreed, Lana. Priceless. stick out tongue
Originally posted by BackFire349
No, you're not.

BackFire
Yes, at the time there were tons of these little threads made by people who were trying to get compliments, so I took it upon myself to mock them.

Smallville
If I give you negative honesty, do I get a smack on the Ass, Sir?

Lana
Originally posted by BackFire
Yes, at the time there were tons of these little threads made by people who were trying to get compliments, so I took it upon myself to mock them.

Not surprised!

BackFire
Originally posted by Smallville
If I give you negative honesty, do I get a smack on the Ass, Sir?

Yes, and yes.

Smallville
YES!
rock

DarkC
BackFire, you're my hero.

No, seriously. You are.

Smallville
Backfire, you are too modest. Embrace your marvel

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