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I've noticed.. that when you're conversing with someone.. the subject always leans towards sex eventually..

Or anything sexually orientated ...

Intersting, no?

I'd like your views on the matter, and wether you find the same thing happens to you..

hey, how you doin'?

woops!

Lol, so it does!! I hadn't really noticed that before but now that you've mentioned it...yeah!

haha, yeah, with me it does just cuz im horny.

only you? no, cause males just think about it every 5 seconds

every 2 seconds for me.

Me too... and I'm not a a guy..

you sound like my type of girl.

line is already forming I think

theres a line forming for every girl on these boards, they're going to get tired soon.

the girls or the guys in the line?

the girls obviously.

I'm always thinking about sex, especially when there seems to be a deficiency of me having it

*dreams away*

......we should talk...

Or When I think Of men.. 'specially Orlando bloom and Johnny Depp..

Sad, pathetic and stupid.. but hey.. what ever floats my boat, right?

Indeed! It crosses my mind....quite often!

kes....we should talk as well....

leave something for the others BF ...

lol

you snooze you lose babe

hey, I'm already underway to portugal

I actually think that girls just may think about sex as often as guys, I mean, I know I do

lol....

I'm sorry, I've got you all going now..

I did a drawing in paint (as in the crap pixelated poopoohead proggie)

wanna see it?

lucky you

*runs to the airport*

every 2 seconds?

its pretty much constant with me, if you guy swanna hear something really pathetic, when i see that little face, i get a woody

LOL...

That's scary... almost as scary as your avatar/sig pics..

I would think if you saw " " ... hmmm

Candy where is the pic?

no, thats the expression the girl has when they see my wee wee for the first time though, you know....cuz....its so............... im just gonna stop there.

good idea ...
now kes... that airport ...

sorry yerss, im already there, beat ya to it.

lol Its very close

*knocks on kes door* honey im home

you were supposed to entertain linds

no flames..

im doing that too yerss, im that good. oh and candy, thats a neat picture.

I can quickly do some nude people if ya like, so it could go with the topic? *grins wildly*

you're trying to hard BF

I think that would be a bit much. This site being G-rated and all

Lol, I thought so

im not trying at all, just comes naturally to me.

Candy you might get the thread closed for offensive content if ya do that

its not like we couldnt manage to have less threads here in the otf.

I won't!!!

lol... I wasn't being serious.. plus.. i'm no good at doing people.. and paint sucks. so they'd look like naked pigs than to humans..

*sneaks in*

It has been proven that guys think about sex about ounce every 3 minutes. no wait, thats just me.

you're wrong crash, they think of it much and much sooner!
...er... or so I heard

3 minutes is an awful long time

We're genetically programmed to think of it most the time... it's our main reason for existing in the first place.

... wow guys..i think i have the most innocentest mind here! lol!

WAIT A SEC i thought you where cermister

The Twins from 'Matrix reloaded were kinda... *coughs*...

In a wierd way, I'm ashamed of myself..

*cries*

*thinks of Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp*

*turns on recording mic* what was that about the twins? lol!

btw Orlando Bloon and Johnny Depp are awesome!

Korn (hum.. Korn, Shouts And Ladders) Are you ceriaster?

then don't think of it every 3 minutes!

Bloon? yeah i can spell!! lol *Bloom!

So i'm not the only person who finds them to be really cool?

(the twins that is)

AARRRGGHH!! for the 3rd and last time, Candy Korn, ARE you Cermiaster?

The twins are ACE!

she isn't

No.. I'm CandyKoRn have been CandyKoRn for my entire existance on the 'net.. nothing else, k?

Okay, Cause you are using Her Avatar, and i was wondering.

*points at own sig* Hello!!!!! lol! the twins are frikin AWESOME!!!! lol!!! *attempts to go off about the twins for the 934593745th time* lol

gah! *attempts NOT to go off about twins*

i canNOT spell today!

it IS an avatar you can get here on kmc you know

Hum. Oh well. I didn't know tjhat. ANYWAY. back to sex.

lol... It was saved on my E drive.. so i used it? that a prob with you?

Also, only started today.. so I'll be changing my sig/av's often.. I always do..

Yes back to SEX.. 'tis the subject after all..

Sex is the best subject ever, it never gets old

No truer words have been typed on this thread yet...

lol *continues wearing halo*

The Twins *droooooolz*

lol i think we could get along quite well candykorn one twin for u one twin for me! .... haha

sounds good to me ...

sex is wonderful.

ah yes... Sex... what would we do with out it...

actually, I don't even wanna think about life without it..

man, that'd suck...

yeah, especially since none of us would be here.

you could say that

LOL... not literally..

....

oh dear..

Nice Pun yerss, well done

lol..

This is getting worse.. can't we talk about human anatomy or something?

or what's it like to have sex in public places?
something interesting, and something that doesn't make me look dorky...

I followed gundark on a shopping spree through "Pun-R-Us"

you learned well

lol how is it possible to have sex in public places? even tho it'd be pretty funny to see peoples reactions

ive done it in public, well, in teh back seat of my car in a parking lot.... quite a few times actually.

ever hear of an airplane washroom thats public enough

It's actually illegal, Indecent exposure and all that stuff...

we all get to do it at some point..

we all know how it's done (roughly, i hope)

... how about sex toys, own any? I don't... unfortunatly.....

nope. none of those. although once in the back seat of my car i used a squeegee handle to pleasure my gf

im sure ur missing lots

Lol.... interesting...

did she ever tell you she found washing machines intriguing?

...

no....

lol i haven't been on an airplane in years, so

so... about time!

i have a little while back

the airplane or the washing machine?

the airplane

I've never tried washing machines.. or airplanes washrooms..

i should get out more..

lol last time i was on an airplane i think was like 8 years ago!!

yeah.

not what I had in mind ...

u should get out more theres plenty more public places

yeah, the backseat of a car is a good starting place though.

how about cars? they any good?

Recommend stationary cars or moving cars?

YEAH! SEX SELLS!

lol.... popular ain't it?

is that real??

lol!! all u people on invisble viewing this thread were just caught by crash!!!

Rex!

hahhaha

naughty people!

lol... sure that it's real, though?

hey candy nice sig.

ahh yeah a sex thread. anyone got a favorite position?

doggy

Legs over shoulders.. doggy...

mmm....

Interestin' topic...I like it

All positions!!

so ur not picky i see max

Nope, they're all great

interesting

So chere, what's yours? I would love to know

maybe ill tell you......

cummmmmmmm'on...

y'know you wanna... tehehe



*no pun intended.. kinda...*

Hm, what am I gonna have to do to get ya to tell chere?

hmmmm let me think

lol this topic is still goin eh? (no im not canadian! )

lol!

i know i am.

really? coolii! (note that i never said that canadians are bad..i like canadians in fact! )

u better since im canadian too

lol awesome!

yes *is proud* yes it is

* i need to make coffee... My typing is getting worse...

whoa ur up late

what time is it where u guys are at? rite now its 8:56pm

heh... You don't wanna know...

its the same here as where u are mimi

I'm gonna be going to bed soon, though.. gonna have a hot choccie first..

mmm...hot chocolate is good!! lol

i prefer cappucinnos

cappucinnos are good too

yes yes they are

Hey Irene what happened to all ur lotr/legolas sig and stuff?

Night night people

sleep tight.. dream of gorgeous men.. *i know i will*

lol nite nite candykorn! (i still need to get ur name btw lol..mines Mimi (obviously ))

g'night
and i thought it was time for a change
but i will keep changing it