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Right, after about an hours work I've finally integerated the 'Whose Online?' into the forum!

You can see who is currently browsing the forum by visiting the main page. If you want to see what people are currently doing click here.
You can become 'invisible' to 'Whose Online?' by selecting the appropriate option when you log on.

Happy Spying!

Gorgeous. Cheers.

Ooh cool! But when I log on? I never even log out! Can't be bothered! Takes up too much of my valuable time!

Indeedy.

Wow! Spooky huh. Like Edna I never log out, too much hastle so I guess I'll just be visible all the time.

Why would you want to hide yourself anyway?

I never log out, too much trouble logging back in. I have ya'all bookmarked in my favorites at the top.

Unless you logout once and then log in asking to be invisibe and never log out again. Then you will never be seen by the naked eye!

Don't say that! You'll get Ush excited

I have no desire to me invisibubble.... I here everybody!!!!

very rarely am I on at this hour; came home from work sikky today. otherwise, no one's on when I'm usually on. and ya'all are covering me up so I can't figure where I've been today.

Raz is oh so subtle again...

Never be seen by the naked eye? Ok you really are stretching yourself with that one Raz!

Naked? Oh dear, that will never do.....

oh the nakedness of it all, the nudity of being visibly seen by all in our all together. oh my

We're all in the all together, all together?? My, my.....

stop it stop it stop it! Just stop it now! Its not funny any more!

Edna, we wuv ya. :eek :lol

Edna, Intergalactic Stripper????

oh mee gawd

RC this time you have just taken it too far!

*watches Edna stoke up her kettle to full boil to weave a spell on RC*

cast a spell? This is too serious to start messing around with magic! I'll set my Racor on him if he doesn't watch his flaming mouth in future!

Ouch! This could be nasty...

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Edna's rancor cometh.

Oh don't worry about ym Rancor he's a nice enough chappy when i singto him but when someone says something insulting about me then he gets very mad! You hear that RC? Pack it in! I am not amused!

(Hides)

Is thata guilty conscience I sense there Ush?

Edna's blood pressure riseth. *hides behind Ush*

He does that when he gets.....you know...

Ush, how are you getting, whatever Raz is talking about?

Careful, Keo, don't let Raz trap you in his game...

Raz don't even go there!

Where? About Ush's excitations?

aye, aye, Master Ush. *steps away from Raz's pit*

Raz!

Raz, you've been a good friend, but now it appears that Edna will kill you, it is time to part ways...

Rax, now you've done it. Edna's turned beet red, her blood pressure dun riseth to great hites now.

Can we hide behind each other do you think, Keo?

*sticks Dimmy in front of ush and keo*

gahhhhhhh, where's Gundy when we need her.

Hey Edna, the music is ready...

Da dad dah, da dad da da, Dad da da da da da da da daaaah

Dad da da, dad da da, dadda da dah, dad dad dad, da dahhhhhh.

Here I am. I'm away for one day and everyone is having delusions of grandeur.

Raz, your on-line thing is good and fine. Thanks for all your hard work.

Edna, chill. Have some jelly, it seems to make everything all better.

Now I've got to go and dig up some body parts, so if you could all please get along, I won't have to look here for them.

That's not the Jelly that's jiggling....

Wooooooohooooooooooooooo!

AHEM!!!!!

Anyway, nice online thing Raz. Thanks.

Dearie me, RC...

There are some lines a man can cross, but shouldn't.

Nope Ive been eating jaffa cakes today! Very good for the hyperactivity they are!

Jaffa Cakes? Yuk!

Strange man

I nibble round the jelly and then peel off the cake and eat the jelly last! It's the best part!

Full moon, half moon, total eclipse!!!

Sorry, UK only joke I'm afraid.

Jaffa cakes are the best!!!

Look, I made you some earings...

Nah, they're little boats...

oh dear! Please dont get him started on adverts RC!

Blimey, you mention ONE advert (and a brief aside about liking the Bud one) and apparently it's a problem...

OK Louie

What? Ush is anti-advertising??...

True....

Okay, I give up. What are jaffa cakes ?

Little flat sponge canles with a flat dolop of orange hard preserve and a chocolate coating.
http://www.jaffacakes.co.uk/mission/alternative/comms_start.html

Sounds good to me. As long as there's no cocoanut.

A girl ofter my own heart!

Cocoanut and brussel sprouts are the only two things I do not like. I will eat anything else but that.

Oh, I like sprouts. But desicated <sp> coconut is horrid. Fresh is OK sometimes.

Dim made me, at gunpoint I might add, east some coconut at WDW. Felt sick...

Was it a clown gun ? (Jealous)

No, a chocolate cake one....

chocolate cake with chocolate icing. thats the cake I always ask my mom to make me for my birthday. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmy !!!!

Yeah, I wanted a chocolate wedding cake but no one would let me.

Thats why being the groom sucks.

Yeah, and I just paid for the whole thing!

Well that should teach you not to do something silly like that again.

Why do you think I've put off doing it again for over 11 years ?

Yeah, you pay to get married, you pay to get divorced, ya just never stop paying.

Hmmm you know listening to you two is enough to put a girl off of marrying for life!

Well, at least you're optomistic, if nothing else.

Me? Optimistic? Don't make me laugh!

Actually, thinking about it, shouldn't that be Opti-mystic?

Ba-dum-boom! Nice one.

Oh my god! Someone catch me before I feint! RC told an almost amusing joke!

OK, less of the acidic sarcasm please people.

Well, I thought it was funny...

OK, well, bed is calling and so is a large bottle of Vodka.

Nighty night. Have a great weekend people.

Yuk! How can you drink it straight? Foul! I've been drinking all bloody evening to ease my boredom. I don think i ought to have any more

You've never actually posted drunk before, have you, Edna?

I'm not drunk! Why won't you believe me. I dont have enought typos to be drunk anyway.

Sorry, I wasn't saying you were drunk NOW, either.

I don't recall ever poting drunk, no.

I have had enough to make me jolly and enough to keep mysle famused around the dull peopoe!

You are obviously a tad merry...

Hhhmmm i do seem to be insulting poeple a lot sont I?

Well, you know...

Oh well they wont know I called them dull!

Well, that depends how much you post everything in public...

*tucks a pillow under Edna's head so she won't get injured when she falls over*

Dull? What an interesting and judgemental thing to say Edna. Is there no end to the insults you will dish out?

Anyway, I decided against the Vodka in favour of the Archers and Lemonade. Yummy!!!

Thanks, Keo...

Now you are in the cold light of day Edna... are we all dull?

Thought??

Hey I didn't call you lot dull! I said the people I went out with last night were dull! Now I see where the confusion has occurred!

So we are not dull? Not saying that we are doesn't mean you don't think of us that way.

Of course i dont think you guys are dull! Would I be here if I did?

You want to learn the ways of dullness?

Oh I don't think anybody here could be called dull. Actually, I come here for the laughs...some of the things the gang here posts are an absolute scream.

For god sakes! You lot aren't dull! I wasn't talking about you! The dull people were my boyfriend's friends. Not you!

Hmmmm, nopt sure if that is much better to be honest.....

Ah, well, you know how it is with friend's friends...

Actually some of Tommy's friends are like brothers to me. Only one is black listed cause hes an absolute jerk, untrustworthy, scummy and Tom doesn't like him either.

That sounds fair enough

I men they are nice enough people. They just arent MY friends and we dont have that much in common

Well its kind of neat, cause three of his friends also play guitar and its so cool when they get together and play acoustic. Especially with some adult...beverages and.....stuff.



Another couple we go on canoe trips with but looks like they might be getting a divorce. Not good.

Sigh... it's a harsh old world

Just another statistic.

I hate it when you go out with a friend and a bunch of their friends you don't know cos if you don't hit it off the whole thing can be a nightmare.

You can tell us if you find us dull, you know. We don't mind... well, most of us won't.

Hang on queeq, we've all had a bash on this one, who were you talking to?

Surely we ALL rate as dull when compared to the mighty Queeq!

Speak for yourself sunshine.

And you thought I could be insulting...

So, are we living in Dullsville, or just inhabiting Dull House?

Well Ush, Jo and me makes 3 still 4 people is listed, someone is spying. I will get you

It was me..I'm sorry!

Is this the latest game then Fint, spot the spy????

I'm never dull. (Hurries through carrying glass jars with brains) Now stop bothering me, I'm trying to make a half-human, half squik.

Hmph... And I thought I was you little Lab toy...

Well I'm working on the squik part right now, I'll come and get you when I'm ready. Yeesh...you monsters get so grumpy when your bolts are too tight.

Is that part from a normal squik or a tow squik?

OKay..I think this topic has ran it's course..closing.