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We haven't had one of these in a while, and being as we're in our new home I figured why not.

These are things you won't find in the profiles. If you don't want to reply that's fine.

If you do, just do it in the format of FirstName/Age/Sex/B'Day

Mine:

Glenn/32/M/22-7-68

Mike/23/M/15-9-77

Victoria/27/F/12-5-73

I think we may have an issue with the Anglo/American date layouts here cos I know for a fact that Dim's birhday is 5th December, but Brits will read it as 12th May.

Can I suggest instead that we use this format from here on out.

Glenn/32/M/22-Jul-68

Tim/19/M/Jan 25 '82/

Rizwan/21/M/June 2 '80

Zeeshan/19/M/29-03-82

Peter/26/M/1-10-75

keo/undeclared/guess/3 Apr ??

keith 30/ male / 1st august 1970

David/23/M/4th July 1977

my brothers birthday is on star wars day

may the 4th be with you


hahahahahahahahahahaha

Nice one keo...ever the mystery.

Can we play the guessing game.

Lisa/37/F/07-Jul-63

I'm not getting this idea of hiding whether you are female or male... Maybe it's a girl thing?

Gundy, are you planning a alcohol happy holiday for the two of us?

Have a good time...

I'm coloring easter eggs tonite, why don't ya stop over ? And make sure you bring a tie, I'm dragging you to Mass on Sunday. Make sure you bring a tulip for Father Mike.

Have fun. Me and churchs don't really mix that often... I'm more ya eat the chocolate kinda easter person.

My name is Mark Smith, I am 20 years old, male, and born in July.

???/23/?/5-31-77

Does your name refer to the alcohol or the island, Maui ? Or both ? Just curious.

Aha, new supplier for the bar. What are your terms of delivery, Maui?

Hiya Mark, welcome to the boards.


A tie???? I have to wear a tie in your church???? I haven't done that in years, but..... okay.

I have a nice selection of Disney ties, you could borrow one of them...

Errrr.... no thank you.

Not even this cute one with Goofy on it.....

Errr..... however tempting.... no thanks.

Oleiv 32/M/27 april/1968 Norse power

Finti is the Thor of these boards.

And you should see the size of his hammer!

No thank you.

Ooooooo, finti, your hammer is sooooo big. OOps, wrong toy. (Gets out spaceballs dolls) Ooooooo, your helmet is sooooo big. Hehehe.

You don't have to wear a tie to Mass, queeq. I just want you to wear one cause I wanna see if you clean up good. With only one pic, you are forever Han Solo to my eyes. Hmmmmm.....maybe I shouldn't have said that outside the closet.

More Gundy pics huh? I'm getting excited already...

*pant pant pant* Me too.

Yeah, but you just wana see her dogs....

Maybe we should start anoth pics thread. Dim & I are obviously exempt as we posted all those pics from our Disney trip...

I have some pics with my three dogs I'd like to post. My sister just got a scanner, so I'm all set.

this is me on my holiday
http://www.geocities.com/keefyboy2001/keefyboy.jpg

Yeah...I wanna see pics of the new guys.

Gundy, Gundy, Gundy!!!

Hold it, RC. You got your chick, now leave Gundy to me. Private pics only, dear. You know the way....

hey, don't leave me out there in never never land. I wanna see pics, too.

*sits down with cold blue milk smoothie, and waits*

queeqer, put a tie on; it won't hurt ya.

Keo, I'm pretty sure you don't wanna see the same kinda pics of Gundy that queeq is referring to.

And then again, maybe ya do...

And what kind of pics are those, RC?

I really would not know, I'm far to pure and innocent....

Bah !!! pure and innocent???

I did not fall off the applecart recently.

Xizor/22/January 30, 1979. I am very male.

Hey everyone, it's testosterone man...

*throws rolled up socks at RC, bonks him on noggin*

Ooooo, ya bully!

I hope those were clean sox. hehehe. I will try to get my pics on this week.

I hope they were dirty socks.

Yes, but then you're just nasty to me anyway....

Now then, laidies...

Ladies? Where?

He started it...

Did not!

*bonks queeq on the head with a rolled up sock, too*

Hehehehe, did so!!!

Okay, so we add sock bonking to squik hunting on the list of sporting events at the club. Now what can the prizes be ?

You!!!

Oops, that was a bit naughty...

Somehow I don't think queeq is gonna like that idea very much. But okay !

Eleanor , 17, female, 24th April!

Great, just TELL them the name you made me take ages guessing...

Actually, I'd remebered your birthday. Doing so will look less impressive now...

Wow that makes Edna, finti's wife Monika and my Tommy all having the same birthday ! What a small world !!! Well, I guess its pretty small in here......

Gundy IS a prize. But I won that trophy quite a while back. Thank you very much.

You can WIN the women here? Wow, that changes things...

Sure. You can buy the lottery tickets in the bar.

I sell lottery tickets in real life no way you get them in this bar You win a prize if you drink british milk EU

Do British people score extra for British milk?

You can get the tickets in my office. But only when the leprichaun hat hangs outside the door.

Leprechaun hat ? queeq, you really need to keep our toys in the closet, you know.

Sigh...

(Adds to list of 'keep Edna away from' threads...)

That's what we like about you Gundy, you're up for anything....

*bonks Ush on head with rolled socks*

don't censor Edna; she's cool.

I see, she is back, reconsider Keo`s drink ban have a Glen Dagobah ale.
And Gundy, Monika is not my wife I`m not married(thank God). We are living together and have done so for 5 years, man times just fly when you`re having fun.

SINNER!!! He's a SINNER!!!!

Hang on a minute... Me, YKW and oops, still...

Oh bugger, I think I'd better shut up now...

Just for the sake of a discussion, why is that a sin?

*Walks away quickly*

Not gonna touch that one with a 10 foot pole!!!

Ah, sorry finti, old boy...forgot. Forgive me for my social blunder ?

Your social blunder is forgiven

Finti the Benevolent One.

And what's wrong with a leprechaun hat?

Hey, Keo! Don't 'sock' me just becuase I am considerate of Edna's feelings!

I don't want another fight...

Well, I CERTAINLY don't want one like last time.

*starts building the ring again in the middle of the Bar*

In that case, Ush.
* throws Edna's negligee from the clothes dryer over Ush's head*

Now, that is mean. We have to cherish young Edna, not chase her away with her undies.

Ok, so what's the poor gitl gonna wear now....

*takes off his black robe and offers it to Edna*

Or in the words of the great Zereil: everyone looks good in black.

Geez! I disappear for a few days and come back to find you throwing my undies around! Do you guys have any dignity? Please! Grow up and act like men and not children!

Oh, you're no fun anymore.

Men. Children. What's the difference?

Ahem, queeq, I would like to point out since you have given Edna your sith robe you are now standing naked in the middle of the bar in case you haven't noticed.

You wish.

I may be sick, but not as sick as not to wear anything under these robes. Look, it's my Sith spandex battle fatigue!

Cool, darling.

I knew you'd like the flesh colour with the stuck-on nipples.

I only wish you chose a male version queeq

I didn't rip Edna's nightie off her body. Took it from the clothes dryer. You all have your minds in the gutter, as usual. Queeqer, you don't hafta run around in your body suit. and if Edna wants to flaunt her beautiful bod, weeellllllll, that's for her to decide.

AH, but we don't know if it's beautiful. Actually, does anyone really care anymore???

I don't believe you DID that, Keo!

Edna and myself are mature, sensible people. Quite why we are here I have no idea...

Be back on later, guys.

Well even the batsuit had....oh, never mind

Crumbs... it's too late to censor this forum from Edna...

This is hard work, you know!

But I'll give you an A+ for effort, Ush !

As I have said before, it's worth it...

Hey! Are you trying to say I am ugly? Well! Now I am hurt!

HUH? When did anyone suggest that?
I... I don't know how you could say that...

Well to be fair I could look absolutely hideous couldnt I? I will admit I am not about to win any beauty pageants (how do you spell that?) but Im not ugly! Honest!

You COULD be, yes, but it would hardly be polite to assume so, would it?

And I reckon I am likewise in the looks department... I'm not getting on the cover of Playboy, by any means. Even if I WASN'T pale as a sheet.

Hey there'snothing wrong with being pale! May biology teacher seems to have a habit of spreading rumours around all the other teachers that I am ill. First theyal seemedto think I was anaemic because I am so pale and then they all thought I had some sort of eating disorder because I never had breakfast. What is wrong with that woman?

Modern day values, I'm afraid. Pale used to be extrmely beautiful, of course.

Did I mention that I was old-fashioned?

Yes you did actually. However I am not your regular pale beauty. I'm too short, too chubby and have manky coloured hair! So there!

What colour is 'manky'?

I dont know. It seems to change colour every time I wash it. pople are forever asking me if I have died my hair. Some times it goes really red and other times it is a sort of a golden brown colour.

Is that bad? I'm not sure what qualifies it as manky... bit out of touch with hair... and you can't be that chubby with all that bike riding...

I havent ridden towork for a couple of weeks now. I eep getting lifts off one of my friends. Im too lazy! And incredibly unfit!

Well, I'M unfit. Though I guess muscle wastage is a good way to fight flab... having recovered from most of that, I weigh in at a mighty nine stone now. Result!

Not bad! im impressed! God I hope I don weigh more than you! That would be embarassing!

'Hope' you don't? This would indicate that you don't know how much you weigh, which I doubt... regardless, it's not as if you're enormous, is it? Are you HAPPY with how you look?

You've mentioned boyfriends before, so it's not as if the Staffordshire community is saying 'bleugh, leave off chubby old Eleanor!', is it?

Am I happy with the way I look? Well lets see Im a girl so that would almost definitely be no! Arewe ever happy with the way we look?

No I dont know how much I weigh. Ive never cared. I think Im about nine stone. I will go and check if you want. And no Im not huge!

I thought that was just a steroetype...

If you can't see the scales, that's a bad sign...

(Apologies!)

Hey! Thats not nice! 8 and a hlaf! Beat you!

Goddamn!

I was below seven due the wasting period, though.

Hmm... difficult to be chubby at under ten stone, you know.

Not when you are only five foot two!

I'm going to have to look this one up... I'm still pretty sure that no-one is going to be complaining at your vast, bloated mass, though.

(This is because you don't have one, not becuase they're just too polite).

Hey I didnt say I was bloated and huge. I said I was chubby and podgy! There is a huge difference!

I MAY have been exaggerating for effect, you know...

Well dont!

Stopping immediately...

never discuss a woman's weight, Ush..never never never..

Yeah, justlet her lie about it all she wants.

you're digging yourself deeper, RC.

*gets barn boots out*

Being in a hole is about the only thing I got going for me this week so I'll keep going if it's all the same...

yah, RC, but you're digging yourself halfway through the earth's crust into never never land. what's prompting this shoveling action?

I refuse to conform to steroetypes like never discussing a woman's weight... that sort of thing gets on my wick.

Be nice.

I'm ALWAYS nice...

I thank you; we all thank you.

Um, that's ok...

Ush and Edna get along VERY well. Both pale and approximately the same height. Sounds like a match made in the Chaos Club.

*calls wedding caterer*

Oh, a wedding...

Three more and we can have a funeral...

There you go on the wedding talk again!

Right then, all you woman out there. How much do you weigh?

What is NJO?

New Jedi Order. King Jedi's site. EJ and Merc went there after their... disagreement.

Why not, over at NJO apparently they think I'm gonna marry Dim...

Are you, RC?

Not yet. They have to have some galactic adventures first.

Oh THAT'S the key, is it? I see...

Yes. They have to save the universe first so they can build a passionate cat-n-mouse relationship on top of a foundation of fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants, adrenaline-fused, jump-to-lightspeed-to-avoid-capture-by-the-star-destroyer foreplay.

Any questions, class ?