The Person in the Oracls Kitvhen IS NOT SMITH!!!

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Crash_Overload
OKay mates,

Here is proof that THIS IS NOT SMITH in the Kitchen. You see the dimple bellow the left eye? you look AT ANYOTHER picture of Smith, even in Revolutions AND HE DOESN'T HAVE IT! He can not change his self Image, because if he could, YA THINK that he might of ambushed Neo??? or even Morph?

Crash_Overload
To further My point:

burlyman
confused

Elite13
He may have just broke out when they filmed this scene.

Crash_Overload
There is makeup for that kind of stuff, plus he is bald.

burlyman
hes not bald

Elite13
There are lost of things to read into in the Matrix that the WB put in, however I don't think this is one of them. I could be wrong, I guess we will see in about 6 weeks or so.

The Omega

JediHDM
perhaps part of the Oracle's code changed Smith's face, so that he was imperfect...Mwahahaha...

The Omega
Nahhh. It was...
THE COOKIE!!! smile

CandyKoRn
I think he must have broke out.. make up covers the colour of pimple.. but not the fact they are there..



looks pretty big, it's created it's own shadow... dude...

Crash_Overload
GO CRASH! its your birthday! its your Birthday!


Wait a sec, That is the first time I ever saw The Omega not put that much text into a Matrix thread.

But anway, the entire face just doesn't look THAT MUCH like Smith. But That Pimple, MAN! how can they let pass SUCH a big detail! i mean, IT IS creating a shadow...DUDE.......

CandyKoRn
LOL!!! you taking the piss?

stick out tongue

CandyKoRn
Maybe, it only shows when he smiles.. (he doesn't do that often, right?)

SimplePriest
Wow, Hugo Weaving is probably crying right now.

I can just imagine Andy and Larry telling him, "no dude don't worry, nobody is gonna notice. Look we'll just put some make-up on it and viola! All gone. See, now lets shoot this scene, huh. "
Hugo "Well I suppose. Maybe it's not That big. Keanu, what do you think?"
Keanu: "Whoa!"

and simply because I haven't done one yet, I shall post a dancing banana:
Happy Dance

Crash_Overload
Llaughing out loudL (<== official Crash lol) ROFL LMFAO woah...... ha... Pun was good. more then good. I do hope that all people here know that Keanu is famous for his "WOAH"

JediHDM
Omega> Which one, the one from the Oracle or the one he tried to make himself?

Oracle: No, i wont give it, i cant...
Smith: Then, how would you like to be me, forever?
Oracle: NOOOoo...*turns into Smith* Yes!
Smith: Now, make me my cookie!
*hours later*
Smith: Finally, i shall have my cookie, and eat it too!
*bites down on cookie*
MMMMMmmm...tasty...ow, Ow, OW!!! WHAT IS THIS THING ON MY FACE?!?!?!
Smith: Hmm, i think, um, that, well, its a pimple, Smith.
Smith: WHAT?! a pimple?!
*voice off screen* CUT!!!

No, there's no point...

Korri
Llaughing out loudL the cookie lives on!!

JediHDM
The cookie is eaten. Long live the cookie!! Long live the cookie!!

Korri
Llaughing out loudL Yum Smith makes goooooood cookies

clispin
korri thinks smith has taken over the oracle to steal her cookie recipe.

Korri
yeah clispin we aready established that stick out tongue

The Omega

JediHDM
it's Smith, the Cookie-Agent...
Smith: "Cookie, cookie, me want COOKIE!!!"

Evil Dead
Breaking News:

It isn't really Neo in Reloaded!!! It's somebody else!

Keanu Reeves hair line seems to have receeded a bit since the first movie..........his hair line higher.......we all know this isn't Neo's hairline so it must be somebody else who looks like Neo!...well looks alot like Neo except has a larger forehead.

- jerk off motion -

Crash_Overload
Listen Evil dead, Can you ever just SAY our point without insulting anyone???

rysdigital
so, probably not. stick out tongue

CandyKoRn
lol....

Korri
Llaughing out loudL

FallenForever
Yeah, i remember reading this somewhere, agent smith is really the cookie monster, that is what you find out at the end, der!!!!
rolling on floor laughing

joeboy
c is for cookie, and that's good enuf for me..
Smith is in his own kitchen. He just woke up from the matrix. he is the one. hrmmmm evil face

General Kaliero
Who would've thought a cookie could be so dangerous... What the f**k?

*said while eating about a dozen IRL*

Korri
laughing out loud i can just see Smiddy going COOKIE MONSTA!!! and shoveling a handfull of cookies into his mouth

Crash_Overload
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Crash_Overload
I think I know why you don't see "Smith" (if that IS his real name shifty ) right after he laughs, You see his hand go around a cookie, bringing it up to his face, and stuffing himself, muttering the words "Like taking candy froma baby"

rysdigital
this cookie thing is getting silly roll eyes (sarcastic)

JediHDM
yes, maybe, but what else are we gonna do with this time? you act like we have lives outside this forum, like we care...Besides, if we weren't having fun talk about smiddy's cookies, we'd be yelling down each others throats...So its good we get off topic once and awhile...
"Why?"
"it means that you are indeed, only human..."

FallenForever
crash_overload, you have way too much time on your hands, but laughing out loud that pics pretty funny,

masterofmatrix
i agree

clavis9495
Here's my theory: Smith takes over the oracle and she is in him (if you know what I mean) but she is not totally gone she is .....tum tum tum...

THE PIMPLE

eek! eek! eek!

-=Urot=-
Cookie Boy: Do not try and bend the cookie. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.

Neo: What truth?

Cookie Boy: There is no cookie.

Neo: There is no cookie?

Cookie Boy: Then you will see that it is not the cookie that bends, it is only yourself. big grin

clavis9495
Ow damn I really wanted to eat that

CandyKoRn
laughing out loud

JediHDM
awwwww...i was hungry too....now i'll NEVER eat... sad

CandyKoRn
I got a cookie...

Want it? big grin

JediHDM
Only if it's real, and i can eat it, and it makes me unhungry...*lunges* Give it, please...

CandyKoRn
oki.... stick out tongue

*gives cookie*

JediHDM
MMMMmmMmMmMmMMMMmmmm...
Tasty cookie...
Time for the Banana King...
Happy Dance

CandyKoRn
big grin Happy Dance !!

Korri
i think i will write a song about Smiddy's Cookies i will get back to u smile

Matrix_Neo
Let me continue it!!

Cookie boy: COncetrate Neo you can do it, Just remember there is no cookie!!

Neo: NOOOO WHERES THE COOKIE DAMN YOU BOY YOU ATE THE COOKIE YOu,You,Monster!!

COokie Boy: No neo dont

Neo: YOU YOU COOKIE MONSTER.

JKozzy
Such a shameless bump roll eyes (sarcastic)

Matrix_Neo
Cookie!!!

Korri
cookie!

shake zula
dude, that's the same guy that was talking to seraph and sati in the empty room. i think he's multiplying... confused

Korri
laughing

Shape Shifter
Smith multyplting? no never.

Goddamn cookie!

Korri
can i get a coookie thumb up

sith_darth_jay
laughing

embarrasment didn't we have a thread for this jokes?

i was wondering, how many cookie threads do we have already?


roll eyes (sarcastic) anyways...I WANT MY COOKIE

Happy Dance
i did it all for the COOKIE
THE COOKIE
so you can't take that nookie
s... embarrasment sorry big grin

Korri
HELLO? CAN I GET A COOKIE??

Sauron
*throws cookie in the air*

whats with the cookie lovin smile?

i think i will go crack a cookie and milk joke in the boob thread stick out tongue

Korri
eek! cookies!

((The_Anomaly))
aahahhahahahaha!!!!

who cares...................

Korri
no expression

Duckf*cker
:none:

Mr.Matrix
i think the whole pimple thing is a bit to far lol. its nothin that will change the movie

Korri
What the f**k?...

sith_darth_jay
it's a detail, and we, the folks here in the matrix forum, are obsess with details

Korri
not me






















yeah right stick out tongue

Mr.Matrix
lol.. i mean thiers detail.. but a pimple.. bit over the top i think.. :P

Korri
no expression

sith_darth_jay
like i said it's a detail.............i guess there isn't anything new to talk about stick out tongue

Korri
there is me, go on talk about me diva

Tormentor_2004
it wus yeers so he culd grown it after a cupple of months

Korri
no expression ya..

Shade
yeah, dude he's just aging...that's all...

Korri
aww poor smiddy stick out tongue

Tormentor_2004
I watched the behind the scenes sum of the smiths r other ppl with makeup.

JediHDM
maybe the whole pimple thing isn't looking too closely...perhaps, to show that the Oracle/Smith is much different/better than the original, the brothers wanted to show something distinctive and definitive, something physical that would set Oracle/Smith apart, hence the imperfection on his face.










did anyone believe that? stick out tongue

burly brawler
almost... stick out tongue

they all have it... at least the ones with the dialogues... i'm not sure about the super burly brawl though.

Korri
actually that may be the case messed

Tormentor_2004
dis is a stupid conversation anyway hu wuld waste time talkin about pimples anyway no offense but talkin about pimples is weird

Shade
It's just him getting older, people!!! It's not a zit!!!

Korri
lol!! Aging Spots, he should try Oil Of Olay laughing

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