comic guy from the simpsons

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darth fester
hahaha this is a stupid one

how many peole on this board look like the comic shop guy from the simpsons

a prize for anyone who does


be truthfull now smile smile smile

ratcat
Not Trivia, moving to GDF

queeq
So RC has the powers of a mod these days. Scary.

ratcat
Yeah, oh I do feel sooo powerfult.

queeq
*sees RC's ego inflating*

Gundark
I, for one, do NOT look like comic book guy. roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
You don't???? Now I'm disappointed. evil face

darth fester
but when your on here dont you picture everyone as looking like that guy smile

Gundark
No. I picture everyone as looking like Otto. laughing out loud

queeq
Otto?

razman
http://toolboxdesign.com/simpsons/media/ottomusic1.gif

ratcat
Well, prior to the pics, I pictured Gundy as being a blonde, Dim as having mousy brown heair and queeg as just having more hair... laughing out loud

queeq
Otto looks exactly like me. Except for the hat.... and the hair. I have more. laughing out loud

ratcat
More hats huh? Definately not hair, you can see that receeding rather rapidly. laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Someone thought Zereil looked like comic store guy. COuldn't have been more wrong.

So... what do you think Edna and myself look like, eh?

ratcat
Edna, shortish hair, not quite to the shoulders. Brown in colour. Round, not angular features.

You, not a clue.

But then before I saw a picture of Dim I had this imahe of quite tall, wityh light brown hair. Got the facial features right on her though. smile

queeq
Hmmmm, I have a tendency not to make any representations of people. Don't know why, I just take them as they come I guess.

ratcat
OH, I do it all the time. I talk to loads of people every week on the phone at work who I've never met and I always end up having a mental picture of them, and normally it's completely wrong.

queeq
Maybe that's why I don't do that anymore. Dunno really, it's an unconscious process.

ratcat
Well this is it, I do it without even realising. Though not with everybody. Just most times.

Gundark
I always try to guess what people look like over the phone. I'm right about 1/3 of the time. Sometimes though, I'm way off.

Dim
I'm always wrong too...well, not THAT wrong..but kinda.

queeq
But kinda...like... totally wrong. laughing out loud

Ushgarak
If the GDF picutre isn't oing back up, then I want to depict myself as the bronze-haired Adonais that I should be.

queeq
Good for you. Can I be Cupid, little chubby naked guy with wings and bow and arrow?

Gundark
You heard him, Dim... evil face

queeq
I knew you'd like that. big grin

Gundark
Hey...you're right. We don't have that one.

Ushgarak
I'm always too sick to use it...

Gundark
You need vitamins, Ush ! Try some C. cool

queeq
Try some Z. smokin'

Ushgarak
I have a cure in mind...

ratcat
Chubby little naked guy.... Now I could do without that image right now....


Just occured, we need the SICK emoticon back.....

ratcat
Does it involve a witch???

Gundark
I smell a potion cooking.... rolling on floor laughing

finti
and it`s purple. cool

Ushgarak
I refuse to confirm or deny any allegations that my cure is witch-shaped...

queeq
You don't have to. wink

Ushgarak
You may think that, but I couldn't possibly comment...

ratcat
PURPLE??? Nah, that's the beetroot soup. evil face

queeq
You could, but you won't.

Gundark
Fire up the mind probe. evil face

queeq
*manipulates joystick, sends probe droid to Ush, injects needle*

Start singing, little birdie. evil face

Gundark
Oooooo...Sith torture ! Can I play ? evil face

queeq
Sure.

*hands joystick to Gundy for Round 2*

Gundark
Let's see. Round 2. Oh boy ! Painful dentistry!!! Open wide, Ush. laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Must...refuse...to...speak...

Gundark
(Ear-splitting whine of drill in background) Hmmm...sorry, we seem to be all out of novacaine..... evil face

Ushgarak
Must...maintain...heroic...posture...

ratcat
OH Boy! Ya know that's gotta hurt!!! eek!

queeq
*pulls out goose feather and starts tickling Ush's feet while Gundy proceeds with Round 3*

Ushgarak
Oh COME on, Queeq, when are you goign into the Python routine here? I've been waiting... is that a stuffed cushion I see before me?

queeq
Bring me.....the COMFY CHAIR!

Ushgarak
NOT... THE COMFY CHAIR!!!

queeq
Poke her with... the SOFT CUSHIONS.

Ushgarak
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?

queeq
Biggles!

Ushgarak
Yes, Lord?

queeq
Good evening, I'm Inspector Tiger.

finti
Brave sir Robin!

queeq
Spam, spam, spam, spam, bacon, eggs and spam.

ratcat
Don't forget the ultimate Dead Parrot Sketch....

Ushgarak
I wish to register a complaint!

(I know EVERY verison of that sketch... there have been enough different variants...)

queeq
What's 20 quid to the bloody midland bank?

Ushgarak
Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed?

queeq
Can you lend me a fiver till the end of the week. I'll pay you back on Thursday. I'm expecting a postal order from Australia.

ratcat
Nods as good as a wink to a blind man..

queeq
What's on the television then?
Looks like a penguin.

ratcat
Does your wife like games?

queeq
That's a rather personal question.

ratcat
That Parrot wouldn't Vooom if you stuck 10,000 volts through it!

queeq
Drake was too clever for the German fleet.

ratcat
It's restin'

queeq
The palindrome for Bolton would be Notlob.

Ushgarak
It wouldn't work!

razman
Would this be better in its own topic??? (so I could avoid it stick out tongue)

Gundark
Yes, I agree, Raz. Start a phython thread, guys ! cool

finti
Brave sir robin big grin

queeq
What if he has a pointy stick?

Ushgarak
He was not afraid to die...

Starting a Python thread would be very un-Python.

razman
What exactly is Python?

Its a bit before my time smile

finti
Python is a snake big grin

Ushgarak
It was the League of Gentlemen of it's day...

queeq
And more, much more...

Ushgarak
And all because of the Elephant of Surprise...

Gundark
Oh. Not the elephant man ?

I know, I know, I can't play. roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
And the Killing Joke.

finti
a love like blood a love like blood!! big grin
Eightees I`m living in the eightees, struggle!!!

Gundark
Go finti, Go !!!! rolling on floor laughing

Ushgarak
And the Mozart show...

Gundark
Felgercarb....I hate being on the outs....

Ushgarak
Poor GIndy. A sahme you don't know League of Gentlemen, then we could do a string that queeq wouldn't understand.

ratcat
I hate the League of Gentlemen, irritates the hell out of me...

Ushgarak
Oh no!

ratcat
Oh yeah, like you give a sh.....

razman
Are you from the New Road?

ratcat
Oh Lordy, is there anything this man doesn't have a finger on...? laughing out loud

Is this a pointer to your real home town?

razman
Hello, hello? What's all this shouting, we'll have no trouble here!

ratcat
Huh? OK, I'm fishing and this threads lifespan is getting shorter,....

razman
Are you.......local?

ratcat
Forever the enigma eh Raz, I have no idea what you mean....

Ushgarak
NOT LOCAL!?

This one wears a kingly crown and wants to see my points!

razman
He has a plan....he covets the precious things of the shop.

Ushgarak
You don't understand our ways, road-man!

razman
Tell him I can't have babies anyway.....Tell him my insides are all wrong.

Ushgarak
Put it all on this...

razman
You heard the man Tubbs.....get undressed!

Ushgarak
I can-I-can't?

ratcat
Is this another Pyphon thing???

You guys are scaring me...

razman
Remember that you really hate? Its that.

ratcat
Ah, LoG, which explains why I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about...

razman
Why do you hate it if you haven't seen it?

ratcat
Well, I did see a few bits but they put me off.

razman
I would suggest watching it from the first episode, as most of the "story" is continued from episode to episode.

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