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Just pointing out that at some point today I passed the 5000 posts mark.

How much meaningless bull can one person post eh?

I don't know if I should answer that.

Congrats, RC.

5000???!!!

Back in a bit, going to Amazon.Com to see if I can get a copy of "Getting a life for Dummies....."

You can read????

Well, I look at the pictures.

That's rather amazing. As much as I've posted at TF.N over nearly a year, I still only have 4200 or so...

5,000 ????? We could almost buy half a ship for that !

who`s gonna fly it girl..YOU?

Don't start, we already did that scene...

Oh, alright then.

You bet, I'm not such a bad poster myself you know!

i can give you 2000 now and 15000 when epII comes out

17000 eh? OK, you got yourself a board!

when do we post?

Just a few hundred short, myself..

I was well behind you at one point but then I had a surge.

Good math skills there Bragg

Surely he would still have the money even if he didn't put it in the jar.

ok give Bragg a break here Sherlock

Hey, RC! You have five grand that you haven't put in a jar! Nice one.

Now, lets watch RC go looking around for them.

Looks like he has trouble finding it.

Hehehe, sctuslly it's slightly more than that.

sctuslly????? Pardon?

Sorry, s key to close to the a key.

If it pleases you toi think that I am rich then who am I to argue.

People with money can afford not to argue.

Well, I better not argue then.

I rest my case.

*Steals queeqs case.*

Hmmm, now what are all these polaroids!

Freeq merchandise.

So why are Dim and Gundy modelling those Freeq torches naked?

Hey, that stuff is still top secret. I'll sue you if you don't shut up. George taught me how.

Hmmm, she never did THAT for me.

The difference is that I asked her nicely.

Oh, ok then. Makes note in book.

"Ask nicely..."

It may take years of practice.

The A... yes. So you ARE rich. I knew I was right.

Or maybe not.

But likely.

*Notes in book.*

"Tis likely."

Good. Now start memorising.

If I could memorise then I wouldn't be needing this book, would I now?

Ah, good point.

I know...

RC, why are you writing ? I thought you had a palm pilot or something.

Probably Korean crap that broke down.

And it will cost him $ 49.95 to ship it back.

Well, it has handwriting recognition so when I say book...

AND I NEVER BUY CHEAP CRAP!

Noooooooooooo, of course not.

Nope, never. Why would I, I'm rich...

In fact, I got told off for spending too much money by some people...

Rich are you? Sounds to good to be true.

But in fact, it isn't.

I think you're beginning to lose it queeqer.

Perhaps it is.

Well, if your assessments are right, that process started decades ago.

good point

So either I never had it in the first place, or your assessments are wrong.

3 decades ago to be precise, my assessments are accurate.

What could I have begun to loose then? Looks like I never had it in the first place. Which is cool.

Just as bad.

All queeq's money is stashed in the closet, RC. Where else would it be ?

Such a small closet.

It's amazing what one can do with a little imagination in a closet like that.

What can you do with a big imagination like me.

Indeed. But you're not allowed in there, so you NEED a lot of imagination.

That's OK, I'll play me own games here thanks.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH, DON'T tell me.

What? There's me and Mandy and a nice big bed and I'm not saying any more....

You don't have to spell it out to me.

Don't warry, I wasn't going to....

I don't warry.

That's good.

Don't know what it is really, but I'm pretty sure I don't do it.

I bet you do and you don't even realise.

No one knows when they warry.

The queeqer's just a big warry-wart you know.

Exactly!

Ooooh, a new title. Cool.

*Drafts e~mail proposal to Raz to have queeqs title changed to Warry-Wart.*

RC's a real pal.

I know.

No warts, thank you.

NOt the intchy, scratchy kind that you don't talk about.

You heard the woman. Sorry RC, but what Gundy says, goes.

Warts are usually a witches domain, I wonder if Edna can enlighten us?

She's quite a modern Witch. She might be able to tell you how to give them to OTHERS...

She's definately an expert on that.

Giving someone warts can be achieved in two ways, one witch-like and the other, well.....

Come from toads, of course.

Not freeqs then? That's good.

Is Freeq dead now then?

freeq is dead long live queeq....errr or something

Nah, long live Freeq, let's shoot queeq!

*spreads arms* Go ahead, make my day!

But someone unexpected can always turn up when you do.

phinney stands next to queeq ready to draw, I am with you boss

My man! That makes three of us.

3 on 1 make good odds

RC watch out.

RC I bet your wondering if the gun is a 5 shot or a 6 shot, well all you need to know is that this is a 44 magnum, a 44 magnum is the most powerful handun in the world. Rc you have to ask yourslef on question do you feel lucky well do ya punk

No, not really.

Whooohooo, I am now a Member, at 25 posts.

Wonder how many for Senior Member so I can get my Title back?

rc doesn't feel lucky?

NO, I feel very unlucky right now....

haha

Copy the cat....

copy the RAT

Yeah, that too....

it doesn't matter it is 3 to 1

I'll call in reenforcements.

ok, we will call reinforcements and we will still be up

Up what?

up yours. J/K


Up 2

"Upside down you're turning me
You're giving love instinctively
Round and round you're turning me
I say to thee respectfully " - Oh Diana

Uptown girl?

.....She's been living in her uptown world .

I hope that's the Billy Joel version....

No it is the Billy Joel version

After reading the last page I can only say:

You have done well, my young apprentices.

after RC`s editing kind of took out all the fun he wrote Villi Joel just for the sake of why (my last post.)

I saw that, I am a witness.

hey quee rc feels unlucky

So would you if your old name and status suddenly didn't work anymore.

i ment it is 3 on 1 and i have a 44. magunm

That should do it.

But I need him alive a little bit longer.

why????? I love haveing the most pwoerful handgun in the world

Go practise shooting ducks or something. Stop waving it around.

KaaaaBBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMMBBBB whooops ahh queeq my master there is a hole in you, i will get some play doe and stick it on.

It's just my robe. I'll be fine.

Are you sure.....I can see right through you

Just a flesh wound.

You mudt of seen Monty Phython and the quest for the holy grait. What a hilarious movie

Thats what I`ve been saying, we can see right through queeq

haha

Peeping finti.

I can't helpo feeling that Phinney6 is heading for queeq trouble.

Well, if you call decapitation and Gundy experiments in the basement queeq trouble, then he already is.

Good point

i am still a good guy i just like queeq's haircuts

yeah shaved to the hilt.

And beyond.

Hmmm, sub-dermal head shaving. THAT could be interesting...

Actually, I cut down to the very soul.

What if there is no soul...?

Then I've probably been down there before.

HAHA

Ok, this one is DEFINITELY off-topic...

Well, then put us back on topic, Ush dear.....

yes ush put us back on