Laundry Joke

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diegocala
Dear Tide:
> > > I'm writing to say what an excellent product you
have. I've used it since
the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me
it was the best. In
fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on
my new white blouse. My
husband started to berate me about my drinking
problem. One thing led to
another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my
white blouse as well. I
tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't
come out. After a quick trip out, I stopped and got
a bottle of liquid Tide
with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came
out! They came out so
well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the
Hefty bag people.

GroundedAgain
i gotta git me some of dat tide... stick out tongue evil face evil face

LanceWindu
Corny

DeNiro
corny that was funny i liked it

silver_tears
i dont think this persons only problem is stains on her shirt laughing out loud

DeNiro
i am afriad not lol

DemonicGambit
laughing Nice laughing

OG-Loc
it was good

TheFilmProphet
For a minute there I thought diegocala's name was actually dietcola. ninja

fini
changes DNA huh. COOL

Raven Guardia
omigosh laughing out loud

HBK
I've got a better LaundryJoke.

Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't spit your load out.

Backbone
Originally posted by diegocala
Dear Tide:
> > > I'm writing to say what an excellent product you
have. I've used it since
the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me
it was the best. In
fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on
my new white blouse. My
husband started to berate me about my drinking
problem. One thing led to
another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my
white blouse as well. I
tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't
come out. After a quick trip out, I stopped and got
a bottle of liquid Tide
with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came
out! They came out so
well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the
Hefty bag people. laughing

Tptmanno1
Damn, Old school people....
I remember most of them too...
Where did Big D go....

mattador
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
For a minute there I thought diegocala's name was actually dietcola. ninja

laughing

HBK
Deniro was the best.

Tptmanno1
Uhhh, how do you know him... You registered last month...

hotsauce6548
laughing

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Uhhh, how do you know him... You registered last month...

Just because he registered last month doesn't mean he hasn't talked to him...

Unless Deniro hasn't been on... in that case... confused

HBK
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Uhhh, how do you know him... You registered last month...

I've read his posts.

Tptmanno1
Yea D doesn't post anymore....

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