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Hi everyone, I've missed you all!!! I am here at the fabulous Hotel Le Meridien Tahiti, living it up with all the geourgeous Tahitian babes!(I wish)...Oh, and the weather is just amazing, the highs have been in the lower 80's and it hasn't rained once. The beaches are beautiful, and the view from this hotel room is just amazing, the mountains are breathtaking! Theres alot of German and Japanesse people here, not alot of English speaking folks so it's kind of lonely! We'll I better go, I'm connected through my dads lap top and I am dialing a local Dallas 214 #, so I better get off before my dad kills me! Bye!

Man, I can't believe you remembered us when you are in Tahiti! Wow, whatta guy!

Enjoy your hols Tex!!!!

Cool, Tex. Signing in from your holidays. Enjoy it and don't tell us too much about they great weather, the hoolah-girls, the Pina Colada's, white beaches and blue water.

Awwww....he wuvs us enough to check in on his vacation...just to tell us where he is and what he's doing. THE SWINE !!!!!!!!

Yes. Isn't there some law against that? Can't we make one?

You can make any law you like, you're the mod.

Now, whether we follow them is another matter.

How do I ban someone?

Oh well, I guess your training is incomplete

I know the hard way, but that is rather rude.

What's the hard way?

I am not at liberty to tell. Initiates only. Sorry.

Ok, whatever you say.

I would hate to have to be in Tahiti right now.

Yes, poor Tex.

I dont, Its 105 heat index in Dallas right now. The lows are 80-85 this week.

Have fun Tex, I know you dont miss Big D right now.

And in England it is raining.

As it should. Same here BTW.

It's July, I demand Sun!

Live in another country. All the tourists come to England to see fog and rain.

Well, I did consider it once...

Uhm...yes.... I know.

You do? That's strange, where was I going to move to then?

I don't know if I should go into that.

I want to go to Tahiti!!!

Don't want to get into that? Why ever not.

Socks on Tahiti.

Well the house next to me was vacant for 4 months, but somebody moved in now. You are SOL !

Pennsylvania is in Tahiti!

SOL?

So Out of Luck I believe.

Thanks, Dim...errr... Pika.

He said, either not-so-subtley or very subtley indeed

I did?

Do I here the running footsteps of yet another user being scared off by queeq?

Socks can't run by themselves.

Actually, its s**t outta luck.

S**T? Soot? How odd.

Quite the comedian today, aren't we dear ?

$hit out of Luck, Tha's not very pleasant...

Really ? Maybe you're not out of luck. Maybe......there's no such thing as luck.

In my experience there is no such thing as luck.

So what does luck have to do with dung?

I have no idea, ask Gundy.

Well I was close.

No Monica either then

Don't understand that o.... Wait a minute. Eugh, that's yucky!!!!

But no cigar!

Ok, I never did understand this. What was the erotic turn on of shoving a cigar up her butt anyhow?

Probably just ruined a good cigar, I can't see it improving the taste of either.

up her butt?

Butt? I've heard that a cigar has a distinctive shape that can fill various cavities but I don't think that's one BC used.

hmmm dentist Bill?

Quite.

I'm sure I heard somewhere tat it was in the report apparently that he used a cigar as a sex toy and placed it in one or two orifices...

Maybe it was the oval orifice?

Its all fun and games until somebody gets something stuck in an orifice somewhere.

yeah like a pick up

Troubling understanding, RC?

Yeah. What's a pick up got to do with it?

Long story.

I have time.

I don't.

Actually, based on how much daytime posting you've been fiting in of late, I thought you had rather a lot of spare time at the moment.

Not SPARE time.

And it's nice to know you keep such a close watch on every thing I do. I makes me feel very safe.

Not everything old boy, just not used to such quick daytime responces from you.

So, you are neglecting your duties elsewhere to post eh? Tsk, tsk.

Not neglecting, no. There aren't too many right now.

Isn't that basically what I said in the first place.

I'm surprised finti didn't have a song to go with the pick up.

You would think wouldn't you.

I bet he has. He's just testing us.

song with pick up in it. .. well just because I lived in Arkansas doesent mean I HAVE to listen to C&W music where rednecks looses there love and is drunk for three days crashing their pick up in every tree on their way home.
"Baybe you can drive my car, yes I`m gonna be a star"-fab4

See, ye of little faith.