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Well, looks like people are slowly drifting over. I also see a few names that I don't recognise too. New members? Or just old ones who have decided to change their names?

Guess that kinda dispells the idea about ghost members being created.

Now, if we can just find Edna and Xizor.

Yeah, I've been wondering about the New names too.. If anyone has changed their names Pleeeeeeeease tell us!

Ehm..... *blushes* yes, I did. I am also Phinney, darth fester and Mark. Sorry.

I did too. I registered as Arvel Crynyd a couple of days before you moved, but only because it wouldn't let me have Plo Koon. It will on the new one though!! Great!!!

Never saw you with that name. But this is better anyway. Hi, Plo.

Queeq, I surely hope your lieing...

I know you do.

Hardly surprising, really. I only posted a couple of messages.

Well, it's good to have you here.

Well, I'm on Edna's trail, but the whole role-play thing takes a serious blow without Xizor. And he a Council Member, as well...

hey you lyer im darth fester

DF, what are you talking about?

Nothing. He's .... just talking...

talking nonses by the sound of it

OH, sorry, I get it now.

right im going home in a minuite to watch grand prix qualifying

im going to play about with the adobie photoshop

and doctor some star wars pics like i have done with my sig

im going to start a new thread on monday and who ever does the best picture is the winner

you wanna check out the chuckle brother jedis ive done

HEY! Another Formula One Fan.

About time...

These silly Americans just don't get it...

the closest thing to pod racing hahahahaha

ps.... i also support newcastle utd

Poor lad.

I support the mighty Bristol Rovers! Up the Gas!!!

Ah yes, Football... Can't abide the game myself. Sorry.

Welcome, Plo...

33 Registrations in a week is excellent.

Ahem, Gun, he's been here most of the week...

Yes, but Gundy appears to have been busy, so...

But she's a honey babe so we can let her off I guess.

Well a late welcome is better than no welcome at all. And yes, I had a very busy week. And so much for my excuses that queeq never accepts.

Me ? Making excuses is not apologizing. Its called beating around the bush to avoid apologizing.

You apologised???????????????


Ahem.... for what?

Oh good. You had me worried there for a sec.

Thats on page 429 of the Sith handbook...remember ?

She wuvs me.

And he only wuvs me cause I have the handbook memorized and I have cupcakes.

And much much more. But I can't tell that here.

Awww, you're pandering to his needs again Gundy...

Cupcakes huh? Is that was they call then in Pennsylvania???

wuv, ehh barfbag please

Cupcakes are severely underated outside PA....we have many different kinds of cupcakes here ya know.

We used to measure things by compering to cupcackes

And Gundy has an infinite amount of varieties.

Hmmmmmm, Cup Cakes......

Well, I for one would love to see your cup cakes Gundy.

wow, Gundy has cupcakes.

Okay, HOLD IT!!! *pushes Gundy in the closet*

Her cupcakes are MINE!!!!

Well, RC...sometimes cupcakes have frosting and sometimes they don't.....

Ummm, now Gundy, I have this terribaly fertile imagination and that just gave me Sooooooooooo many ideas....

Like what ? (innocent look)

What flavour cupcakes? I like cupcakes. What recipe?

(Censoring-for-Edna mark II... gently turn thuings nice again...)

Well you have this wonderful GOOEY chocolate mixture then you add some SWEET CREAM CHEESE WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS directly INTO the chocolate so they come together in one delicious flavor.

Then you bake at 350 for 30 minutes.

That's lovely. Isn't that lovely? Let's all celebrate the loveliness.

Oh yes.... Gundy... oh yes, OH YES YES YES YES.....

I love it when you talk dirty.

(Through clenched teeth)

She wasn't being dirty, she was being lovely, YEAH!?

Obviously, you don't know her very well.

I DO. But she was being LOVELY. YEAH!!!?

I tell you: YOU DON'T!

I knew you would make this impossible...

Ok, so maybe I don't. But SHE WAS BEING LOVELY!

No, she PRETENDED being lovely. I taught her well.

Now, now ladies, we want a fair fight, handbags and 10 paces and all that....

Who's fighting?

BEING LOVELY! EVERYONE HERE IS LOVELY AND CLEAN! KEEP THIS PLACE NICE!

AARRGGHHH!

Bicker, bicker, bicker.....

Not really lovely, but I'll let you have your illusion.

I'm so proud of Gundy.

Now everyone is lovely, we can carry on, can't we... we weren't arguing, RC. No-one argues here. We are too nice.

Can I borrow your blinders sometime, Ush?

Ush is trying to turn these boards into a happy-go-lucky-love-and-peace hippie community....

History is made up by conflict, Ush, and I'm out to write some MAJOR history around here.

Well, each person finds their 15 minutes of fame somewhere I guess...

Where are you getting yours?

That, my little dutch poster, is something you'll just have to find out for yourself...

I'm not little... I'm bigger than you. In any way imaginable.

Oh my word, what is THAT all about??? Insecurity is such a nasty trait queeq. Please stop demostrating yours here.

Why does my feeling secure upset you so much RC? Insecure perhaps?

Um, is your english/dutch translation a little rusty? No one said you were secure at all.

In fact it was quite the opposite but you just chose to reverse the meaning in some futile attempt to hide behind it.

Dear me, queeq, what terrible insecurity you hade eh.

I am very secure thanks.

Why do you need so many words to explain your security then?

Ush isn't wearing blinders. Just his Joo Janta 2000's.

Well, he looks cool in them.

The males on this board ARE getting obsessed by my looks now, apparently.

But RC doesn't fancy me... sigh...

I hope Ush has his towel with him.

I'm not 100% certain how to take that, Gundy...

However, it IS true that several males have commented on my supposed looks in my picture, but no girls...

I commented on the pictures not your looks, I leave that to the girls.

There's no questioning finti's....orientation, is there ?

Well Ush, If you've never read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, then of course you have no idea what I'm talking about, old boy !

Oh, I'm certainly a cool frood who knows where his towel is, no doubt...

Awesome.

yupp it`s in the bathroom Ush.

What an unusual place.

I tend to wet it for use in personal combat...

Or suck on the BBQ sauce stain when you're hungry.

I think I need the other side more...

The other side of what ?

The other side of what ?

Of the towel, of the towel...

Just rememeber if you get a 'page not found', it means your message HAS been sent...

Sorry I had to minimize my window for a sec and didn't see it posted. Sorry.

Yeah, yeah...

Well am I bothering you with trifles ? Are you suddenly important now ? Am I nothing but the buzzing of a fly to you ?

All I hear is a faint mumbling...oh! And the same mumbling again...

Ahem. My sincerest apologies...

(Best Winona Ryder voice) Do I know you sir, are you acquainted with my husband ? Shall I call the police ?

That would be beneath you, madame...

Hello folks
I'm new here and this is my first post, even though I have lurked here and at your old boards a few times.

I love SW and to talk about it with people that do too.

MTFBWY!

Welcome, JW....from the good old USA, no less!

I see you're a Young Frankenstein fan from your sig...."What hump ?" That is a great movie ! Glad you've joined us !

Hey there JW, come down in the Chaos Club. Free drinks for newcomers.

And Graemlins will be shot...

What's with the Graemlins lately. New Imp rule?

Four of them! Open fire!

No, though as I say Imperial Graemlins will be coming soon. However, they just get on my wick...

Aha, so that's your weak spot.

We're going to need a bigger hoover/harpoon...

Thanks!

Yes I love YF. My dad took me to see it when I was 6 when it first came out. But SW blew me away! Thats why I combined the two in my sig. It goes with the Jango in the rain select pic.

I'll stop by the club. Have fun, MTFBWY!

Well, Ush, you know in Jaws it was, "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Somehow, 'I'm gonna need a bigger graemlin hunting vessel' doesn't quite fit...

No, but if the shoe fits......

... then it must be the right size.

Hang on, that's not quite right.

Well I sold shoes at one point in my life so I guess I should know...

Once more I bow to the Master...

Oooooooo.....I like that.

Bow bow bow...

It's GOOD to be the master....

And all the time, I learn...

Only too happy to pass along my wisdom...

Yes, maybe TOO happy...

Okay, I'll be quiet now.

Damn! Lost it.

Hmmm, shoe seller huh. Guess it beats burgers!!!

Wouldn't some sort of meat hammer be better for that, though? I mean, I've heard about bad hygiene at McD's...

Yeah, but I bet you haven't seen the worst of it. Boy, the tales I could tell...

I may regret this, but go on...

OK, in one particular McD's I know, won't say where, they had a drain problem and the entire drains came up with all the grease traps.

They smell like sewer and they had the staff in the back rooms wearing wellington boots while they racked up french fries. They bwere sloshing around in 8 inches of sewer water that smelt worse than being at a sewer plant. The smell was in their clothes and hair and everything, imagine what it was doing to the food....

Yikes...

Or there was the time a girl slipped on the floor and landed with both arms onto the griddle.

Naturally, with a surface temperature of 350 degrees the flesh between he wrists and elbows immediately seared to the griddle and as she jumped back it literaly ripped from her arms and left sizzling on the plate.

She was off work for 6 months and had to have multiple skin grafts but she did come back for a while after she healled.

Anyway, they just scraped the skin off the grill and carried on cooking. At those temperatures there was never any worry about germs.....

Oh dear...

Do you wanna here about my friend who dropped his watch into a vat of boiling fryer oil and ionstinctively reach in for it.

He was off work for 3 months...

Oh DEAR...

Well, those were some of the highlights.

Ever seen someone get a bottle in the face, that was rather a nasty night.

Umm, this is way off topic.

Closing...