Limericks

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Phoenix
I'm VERY bored, so I'm gonna make up limericks about various peeps on the board!

Phoenix
yerss, do you still have that one I wrote about you? I could post it here... big grin

silver_tears
wheres mine huh stick out tongue

Phoenix
must_kill_santa...

There once was a young girl named Gollum,
Who was almost depressingly solemn.
She had hundreds of friends,
Who never followed the trends,
But they followed the path she had trodden!

Phoenix
ok, pants ending, but it was hard to rhyme!

LanceWindu
And me?

Phoenix
There once was a young lass named silver,
Who fell for an elf of the Silvar.
Her obsession was famous,
This rhyme is quite lame-us,
Orli's knickers she'd willingly kill fer!

silver_tears
i so would shifty
especially if i got him with the knickers winkwhistle

Phoenix
this is getting hard...

there once was a sex god named windu,
who had a fond memory of pingu.
he did nothing all day,
except star wars he'd play,
and was fluent in tecnical lingu! ((lingo!))

LanceWindu
I like the sex god part.

Phoenix
heehee!

CandyKoRn
they're good..

CandyKoRn
*munches choccie biccies*

anyone want some? big grin

Phoenix
byebye, got to go- going to a uni open day tomorrow!!


I will think up some more limericks - and they'll be better, cos I made these ones up as I went along!

KidRock
do me next do me next!

clispin
can I make one up??
um....
there once was a young girl named claire
who had such crappy hair
hours on it she'd spend
but it would always bend
which always daft made people stare

BackFire349
whats a limmerick?

silver_tears
take a look stick out tongue

LanceWindu
I have a couple, but one is PG-13 and the other is Nc-17, they are widely known too.

Treehuggerjanie
will someone make a limerik for me please.IM BORED!XXXX stick out tongue

must_kill_Santa
hey darlin ill try i love mine precioussssssss

must_kill_Santa
got it
ok thj
the once was a girl call jane
who definatly not a pain
she loved to sing and dance
and pull down her pants
you like

LilMimister006
lol interesting stick out tongue

Treehuggerjanie
wicked.hang on,what was that last bit?oh ha ha.ok,it is actually quite funny but i take that comment very personally!and it aint true...honestly...

must_kill_Santa
if you say so go on the halp thingy darlin you night know

slim_thug
These raps are sooooooo pathetic laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

edida
i decided upon clovie to spy
is she young?, is she old?, (is she a guy?)
when i caught her in tights,
she punched out my lights
and beat me with a cane, (don't know why)

Dr. Octagon
Originally posted by slim_thug
These raps are sooooooo pathetic laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

it's not a rap dumbass laughing and lets see you give it a shot.

edida
An aging jedi wannabe
Haunts the boards of KMC
Whenever he posts,
Hes likely to boast
About things he never will see

Rogue Jedi
flap your gums, talk that shit
despite what you think you aint legit
you try your best to make me look bad
when in fact you are truly sad
why are you trying to rattle my cage?
dude, you are like twice my age
yakkity yak dont talk back
I'll end this now with a simple fact.....

I WIN

edida
why in the world would you assume that my limerick was about you, unless you recognized your personality in those lines i wrote?

paranoia strikes deep
into your life it will creep
it starts when your always afraid
step out of line
and the men come to take you away
you better stop, hey, whats that sound ?
everybody look whats goin down.

(buffalo springfield)

Rogue Jedi
i never said it was about you. you seem to have a beef with me, why? and dont give me the "you slam others" crap.

DarkC
Originally posted by edida
why in the world would you assume that my limerick was about you, unless you recognized your personality in those lines i wrote?

paranoia strikes deep
into your life it will creep
it starts when your always afraid
step out of line
and the men come to take you away
you better stop, hey, whats that sound ?
everybody look whats goin down.

(buffalo springfield)
Actually I thought that you were putting RJ down with rhyme also. In the first two lines. So I wouldn't use that as an excuse.

Rogue Jedi
forget him, C. we are above the likes of him. if you wanna know more, pm me and i'll tell you all about him.

Kosta
One apon a time,
I wrote this stupid rhyme,
I wrote, and wrote, and wrote, and wrote,
And all I got was a dime.

I tried to complain,
But the fact still remained,
For this stupid rhyme,
only I was tto blame.

So I stayed up late,
In a depressing state,
I tried again,
And wrote this one, which is great.

big grin

T.M
I tried to come up with a ditty
That was clever and clean and still witty.
But my failure was utter,
Guess my mind's in the gutter -
Every one I came up with was shitty

no expression

big gay kirk
There was a young ladie called shellie,
Whose feet were entirely unsmelly,
With awesome word power,
she became a Ms Flower,
And now it doesn't rhyme.....

edida
Originally posted by DarkC
Actually I thought that you were putting RJ down with rhyme also. In the first two lines. So I wouldn't use that as an excuse.

I dont need an excuse. i was indeed putting him down wink

edida
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
forget him, C. we are above the likes of him. if you wanna know more, pm me and i'll tell you all about him.

if you think you know me, grow some balls and spit it out, man. i always appreciate a good laugh at your expense. big grin big grin big grin

Kosta
As I sit here and stare at my screen,
My mind wanders and I start to daydream,
Of flowers and bees, and the birds and the trees,
And and a cake made with coconut cream.

big grin

Ladyluck
eek! Someone make a limerick of me! big grin

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by edida
if you think you know me, grow some balls and spit it out, man. i always appreciate a good laugh at your expense. big grin big grin big grin
i promised a certain someone that i wouldnt say anything more about you, and i always keep my promises to her.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by edida
I dont need an excuse. i was indeed putting him down wink
is that all you got? wow, i wont be able to sleep tonight.

T.M
Originally posted by Kosta
As I sit here and stare at my screen,
My mind wanders and I start to daydream,
Of flowers and bees, and the birds and the trees,
And and a cake made with coconut cream.

big grin

thats fantastic laughing out loud

Kosta
laughing out loud I try.

Today for tea, I had some stuff,
A bowl of peas, and a can of duff.
The after that I grabbed my coat,
Walked down to the docks, and got in my boat.
Across the sea then did I sail,
And on the way made friends with a whale,
I called him Pete, I dont know why,
The poor 'ole thing had two glass eyes.

edida
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i promised a certain someone that i wouldnt say anything more about you, and i always keep my promises to her.

yeah, right. who is that, YO MAMMA ? i knew you were makin all that sh*t up. cut the cord, man........be big boy. laughing out loud

DarkC
Originally posted by edida
yeah, right. who is that, YO MAMMA ? i knew you were makin all that sh*t up. cut the cord, man........be big boy. laughing out loud
Right now I am finding it extremely hard to believe that you are 35.

edida
Originally posted by DarkC
Right now I am finding it extremely hard to believe that you are 35.

you have obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a sh*t smokin'

moogle_xenocide
can i have one? you dont have to use xenocide but you have to use moogle

edida
Originally posted by Ladyluck
eek! Someone make a limerick of me! big grin


a lovely young lass named ladyluck
cruised the streets in a pickup truck
she raced a corvette,
took off like a jet.......
and blew off his doors....he said what the f***? big grin

hotsauce6548
Originally posted by Phoenix
I'm VERY bored, so I'm gonna make up limericks about various peeps on the board!

I have my own homework to do, thank you very much. stick out tongue

Ladyluck
Originally posted by edida
a lovely young lass named ladyluck
cruised the streets in a pickup truck
she raced a corvette,
took off like a jet.......
and blew off his doors....he said what the f***? big grin

eek! clap

edida
Originally posted by moogle_xenocide
can i have one? you dont have to use xenocide but you have to use moogle

there was this cat named moogle
played hot licks on a bugle
one nite he was kickin'
after eatin' fried chicken
had to get a new lip from google cool

edida
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i never said it was about you. you seem to have a beef with me, why? and dont give me the "you slam others" crap.

the real reason? because you are sooo easy!!! smokin' smokin'

edida
Originally posted by Kosta
As I sit here and stare at my screen,
My mind wanders and I start to daydream,
Of flowers and bees, and the birds and the trees,
And and a cake made with coconut cream.

big grin


thumb up thumb up thumb up yes

edida
Phoenix, please come back! its getting hard for me to keep your thread alive confused confused confused

Masrix
There Was an Old Lad From Spain
He Liked to Push People into Trains
As he was Walking Down the Tracks
He tripped backwards onto his back
Now he is filled with lots of pain..


That was Crap, But its fast laughing out loud

slim_thug
Originally posted by Ladyluck
eek! Someone make a limerick of me! big grin
Ladyluck looks like a duck
The kind that needs pluck
Yaya I know this suck
But look at me I don't give a fukk
I heard you like Anjelina Jolie
Which makes you just like me
except i am a guy yur a gurl
just not the type from this world

edida
there was a lad named spoony
some thought him a little loony
his threads were oft dense,
but damn, they made sense
and were never, ever goony

Eclipso
There once was a guy named Harry,
Whom everyone claimed was a fairy.
To prove them wrong,
He pulled out his shlong,
And buggered a hooker named Mary.

Eclipso
someone post something funny.

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