CandyKoRn & Nivvy, Please Read!

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LanceWindu
No more spot Nivvy!

LanceWindu
Same with CandyKoRn!

CandyKoRn
It looks WORSE!!!

BAH!

LanceWindu
What???

How?

CandyKoRn
LOOK!

CandyKoRn
no difference.. lol

Ushgarak
Hmmm...

LanceWindu
Yeah and I tried blending it in with the shadows.

Ushgarak
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I say...

silver_tears
wow ush arent u chatty today stick out tongue

Ushgarak
Deep and thoughtful

(inside Ush's mind: Hmm, Caramel bar or Banana?)

LanceWindu
You say what Ush?

silver_tears
definately caramel i mean yum big grin

CandyKoRn
banana Happy Dance

Kes
blink

Ushgarak
I'll have both.

LanceWindu
I'll take those two, Kes, silver, and who else am I missing?

silver_tears
in ur dreams wink

LanceWindu
I know, but I could wish.

Kes
lol

silver_tears
that we cant stop wink

LanceWindu
Nope

*crosses fingers and hopes for a miracle*

diegocala
Maybe a photoshop class would help?

Ushgarak
Photoshop can grant you wishes?

LanceWindu
I'd need photoshop.

I did this in regular Paint on Windows 98.

silver_tears
i think he means for the pics wink

diegocala
Sure, if you use it right

Ushgarak
Blimey, I wish someone had said...

silver_tears
hehe kinda put two and two together wink

CandyKoRn
I got windows 98 on this comp.. I use photoshop 6

LanceWindu
If we had enough memory we'd have Jasc Paint Shop Pro 7

diegocala
Upgrade?

CandyKoRn
lol.. this comp is one of many in my house...... happy

LanceWindu
I wish I had a comp all to myself.

Then I'd have it stripped down to nothing but and internet, gaming, and photo manipulating machine.

I'd get rid of all the useless programs.

diegocala
gotta leave the porn on there too right??

LanceWindu
Umm...no...(yes)

silver_tears
i have three comps big grin

CandyKoRn
i can run 'net music and photoshop etc.. that's all i need stick out tongue

LanceWindu
We have a lap top too, but it doesn't have anything more than Windows XP on it.

Ushgarak
I need a larger porn dri... uhhh... hard drive these days.

LanceWindu
laughing out loud

silver_tears
very subtle ush roll eyes (sarcastic)

LanceWindu
Who needs subtlety?

Nivvy
Ouuuuiiiiiiiii Mineeeee Spotttttt !!!!! I'm feeling a little Exposed embarrasment Arghhhhh i feeeeeel Nakie ;-;!! ** Steals Candy's spot and stuffs it on the side of her own chin **......... Mwu ha ha ha ** Has an evil plan **

Rogue Jedi
can i be a part of your evil plan?

Nivvy
If you wanna, i warn ya though. I forgot what it was ^_____^

Rogue Jedi
thats ok...we can make one up together...whos it against?

Nivvy
Urmmmmmmmmmm... Mister Windu big grin !!! Operation... Locate his Mole, and steal.

...... Then take over the World

LanceWindu
The mole is on my arm.

Rogue Jedi
thats what you think...nivvy is an expert at stealth and espionage and she knows the truth..i am simply her muscle, shes the brains.

LanceWindu
Well where is your precious brain now?

(:LOL: it works inmore ways than one!!!)

Nivvy
** Sticks her tongue out at Mister Windu **

Lookie what we stoleeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!! ......

LanceWindu
I never told you which arm.

Nivvy
We never told you, what we stole.

LanceWindu
Damn, you got me on a technicality.

Nivvy
>8) Mwu ha ha ha ha.

LanceWindu
Nice evil laugh, mind if I steal it?

Nivvy
=(.......... Bwe he he he he.

We stole your car.

LanceWindu
laughing out loud

What car?

Nivvy
Exactlyyyyy !!!!!!

LanceWindu
I'll just take rides with you then.

Nivvy
Doesn't mean i have a License or drive ^_________^;;

LanceWindu
I don't have a liscense, but I know how to drive!

I'll take you for a spin in your car.

Nivvy
I can driveeeeeeeeee !! Lets argue about who gets to drive, While speeding down a Patrolled Highway.

LanceWindu
Cool!

Just don't touch the wheel.

It's on cruise control!!!

Nivvy
Dude, Where's my car ......

LanceWindu
Umm...we're sitting in it.

Nivvy
Pheww for a second i thought it was sitting on us........

LanceWindu
(Finally I found someone who is as insane as me!!!)

Is it still driving itself?

Nivvy
Omg driving itself ??????????!!!!!!!!????????? I think it's possessed. We're not Crazy, everyone just thinks we are ;-; !!

LanceWindu
That's what I'm saying.

I hope this car turns before we hit that guardrail.

Nivvy
It's getting closer...... o______o... Turn car.... Maybe if we shut our eyes, the Guardrail won't see us. So it can't hit us !!!!! ** Shuts eyes **

LanceWindu
*closes eyes*

Is it working?

I can't see! I must be blind!

Nivvy
I'm blind toooooo !!!!!! Some basterd turned out the Lights !

LanceWindu
Where's the switch?

Nivvy
Eenie.......Meenie... Minee....... Mooooo...
Catch a kitty by her toe....

I forgot the words X.x.....

LanceWindu
Are you the kitty?

Nivvy
I am !!!!!? Oh my Gosh.. Okay here goes... Mooooooooo ^__^

LanceWindu
*grabs the 'kitty' by the toe*

Like this Moo?

Nivvy
Arghhhhhhhhh It's got me !!!!!!!!! ** Dies all dramatically **.............

LanceWindu
*gives mouth to mouth recusitation on her forehead*

It's not working!!!

Help!

Nivvy
** Tries to Resuss herself **

Okay !!!!!!!! ** Sits up ** What i miss ?

LanceWindu
Me making out with you. *blatant lie*

Nivvy
Awwww, I missed it. Was it any good ????? !?!?! I spot a Moleee...

LanceWindu
Yes it was good Nivvy.

You even threw in a tongue.

It flew thatta way.

*points*

Nivvy
** Runs after it **

Come back !!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU !!

** Realises she's doing nothing but mumbling and dribbling...**
Errarreraghh !!

LanceWindu
*imitates Nivvy*

Oooh uvv it?

Nivvy
** Realises her tongue was sitting against the roof of her mouth the whole time **

Sooooo, That Guardrail's lookin' pretttttttttttty close right now...

LanceWindu
I hadn't noticed...my eyes are still shut.

Nivvy
Open your eyesssssssssssssssss !!!!!!!!!

LanceWindu
*opens eyes*

Too bright!

Need to see something less shiny!

I guess I shouldn't look straight at the sun.

Nivvy
It might help if ya take the binoculars from ya face too n.n;;

LanceWindu
Yes it would.

But then when I have them on and look at you I can see inside your pores.

Nivvy
I have pores big grin !!!!!!!!!!! Wowwwwwww... Ya learn somethin' new everyday ^.^ !!!!!!!!! Did you notice what Rj and i stole yet !?

LanceWindu
You said my car.

Nivvy
I think i lied.............. smile

LanceWindu
I think you better tell me before I snap your bra straps.

evil face

Nivvy
blink

What if i'm not wearing one...... evil face xD!!!!!!!!!!

LanceWindu
All the better.

Then I can come up with something more sinister.

Nivvy
.........Mmmmmmmm Fruit Cake !

LanceWindu
*thinks about giving Nivvy red belly*

Nivvy
blink.......... Ah wha' ????

LanceWindu
*lifts Nivvy's shirt so her belly is exposed, then slaps it a few times*

Just wait, it'll turn red in a second.

Nivvy
X____________X
** Sinks teeth into his arm **
Erarghhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LanceWindu
Now I get to turn into a werewolf right?

Nivvy
yes Ohhhh..... You got rabbies too n.n !!

LanceWindu
Cool!

*foams at mouth*

When are we gonna hit that damn guardrail?

*BANG*

Nivvy
** Slammed her foot down on the brake.......... **

WOOOOOOO Hehehe sucker ^___^

LanceWindu
Close call...by about 30 minutes or more.

Maybe it wasn't that close at all.

Nivvy
** Scratches head... **

Ermmmm.. ** Lifts foot and slams into the Gaurdrail **

Weeeeeeeeee ^_______________^

LanceWindu
That was fun!

We should do that again!

Nivvy
** Pushes a matchbox car into the side of Mister Windu's shoe.....**

CRUSHHHHHHHH BANG BLAM BOOOOOOOOM PAN CAKE !!

LanceWindu
Nice recreation Niv!

I got whiplash just from watching it.

Nivvy
I think i broke my back ;-;.......

LanceWindu
I'll help you.

Do you need mouth to mouth?

Nivvy
I need a Million Dollars ;-; !!!

LanceWindu
*ignores comment*

*gives mouth to mouth anyways*

Nivvy
I Neeeeeeed A Milllllllllllion Dolllllllllllllllarsssssssssss !!!!!!!! * Stuffs her head in his mouth *

Ohhhhhhhh Fillings !!!!!!! ^_______^

LanceWindu
I have a silver tooth as well!

Nivvy
* Steals that too * ^______________^

LanceWindu
What are you gonna do? Sell it on the Black Market eBay?

Nivvy
Well, i was gonna make up a fake story about it belonging to some celebrity, but i guess that could work too n.n

LanceWindu
As long as I get a penny out of it.

And a kiss.

Nivvy
Awwww what a rip off sad

LanceWindu
What?

Nivvy
Where ?

LanceWindu
Why?

Nivvy
Who ?

LanceWindu
How?

Nivvy
I can see your Schwartz

LanceWindu
My Schwartz has been out for a while.

You just now noticed?

Nivvy
Yeh, i think our Schwartz are tangled...... Arghhh Maybe if you move your Schwartz right a little....

LanceWindu
*moves it to the right*

That's the money spot...er...I mean...*clears throat*...yeah

Nivvy
And..... Left knee to the Red....

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ** Crashes down on her own Schwartz **

LanceWindu
That must hurt your Schwartz.

Nivvy
Ehhh, I'm not used to using the Schwartz.

LanceWindu
Your's must be strapped on.

Nivvy
Yeh damn thing, tends to slip every once in a while.... Uncomfortable....

LanceWindu
Why not remove your Schwartz and kneel in front of mine.......so I can knight you.

Nivvy
Wow, I see your Schwartz is tremendous in Power. Something Princess Lay Her would be proud of.

LanceWindu
Are you the princess of which you speak?

Nivvy
Naw sad..... I can't Lay Her.

LanceWindu
Well then you shall be called Fruity!

Nivvy
Fruit Cakebig grin !!!!!!!

LanceWindu
Do you like the name Fruit Cake?

Nivvy
Naw, it just makes me laugh...

LanceWindu
What should I call you then?

Nivvy
What ever Floats ya Goat.

LanceWindu
Niv then?

Nivvy
Okie dokie, With an arse kickin' on the side.

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