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Well, I've successful identified one lurker who doesn't want people to know when they're around.

Anyone want own up to being a lurker?

NO! It isn't important but I just thought I'd mention it......

Actually I KNOW who the invisible users are, because they are visible to admins

Raz, the all seeing eye!

Well, naturally.

How can anybody lurk ? I thought that was just an unregistered user.

When you log in you can select whether you want to be invisible to the "Who's Online?".

Nah, when you login in, if you ever logout, you get the option. If you chose to not be visible, you are still included in the total number but your name isn't shown and people can't see what you are doing.

Unless you are an Admin of course.

I never have to log in.

Yeah, I know, neither do I, but if you force it by logging out then yopu can chose when you log back in.

I was wondering why some people weren't showing up..Informative..

Fancy that huh?

Yep..I should have known to just ask you.

So who was lurking?

Actually, just read Razs intro to the service.....

Reading intros falls into the same catagory as reading directions..I don't read directions.

Same here.

Explains a great many things I guess....

What? Like how come I'm a good spatial thinker?

Very... spatial.

Is that what it's called.

Anywaaaaaaaayyyyyy!

What would you call it? hmmm?

Let's not get into that.

I have nothing to call it. I am without opinion....

PFFFT!! yeah right!

Wha....

Didn't you know, opinions are removed from men by women.

RC with no opinion? Isn't there some rule about lying on the boards?

Well, gee, thanks....

HEhehe..face it, we know you.

Uh... I don't think you do.

Yup, every bit of it.

If it pleases you to think that way.

No, it doesn't actually. But hey, life sucks.

There's nothing wrong with life, it's just the people in it that make it suck.

It would suck even more if there were no people in it.

I believe Raz has a point there. I mean, there are some people in my life that I can't stand, but the good ones far outweight the bad. You just have to be good at avoiding the bad ones.

Too bad I'm online so often then.

I'm not mad at you queeq.

Of course you're not, you wuv me.

Here we go again

NO, I am devoid of all wuv...

But I thought you wuved being made into a monster....

Nah, just enjoyed that.

As you enjoy my company.

Less than you imagine...

Are you mad at me again?

..and more than I know.

Damn, got me!

Of course.

The Thot Plickens....

So being a monster was enjoyable...hmmmm...(checks mailbox, finds new monster catalogue) YIPPPPPPEEEEEEE!!!!! RC, I'll be with you shortly. (page, page, page)

So you say now.

Well, it beats have you do it, that much is certain....

queeq has his hands full in the closet...no need to take my monster making in there, he's already a monster. Hehehe. (puts on glasses, studies catalogue) my goodness, the stylish new monsters they have out for spring.....

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So you're thinking vampire ? (checks index in catalogue) lets see, vampire....no, they don't have any with round yellow heads, sorry.

But we can make our own imaginary monster with a round yellow head and wings. Check ut the wings on that one, maybe we can order them separately.

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No, that one's too normal.

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Oooooooooo..aliens. Now this is something completely different. (digs out alien catalogue) Well, first I should do a proper abduction, just to keep things in chronological order. I'll have to give the flying saucer a tune up, then get the alien torture equipment ready. I'll give ya a holler when I need ya.

Oh and dont forget the implant Gundy!

Oh thanks, Edna. I'll just put that in his neck when I take the bolts out.

Oh goody, I can hardly wait....

Then you won't mind being stripped naked, strung with tight wires and being horribly tortured with steel probes and needles and things. Mulder handled it okay, you know.

I bet thats not the first time RC has had THAT offer!

OH my, sounds like Disney all over again....

Must have been sith-mickey. Hehehe. (crawls under saucer, starts banging with hammer)

Actually, I think it was that Dark Donald...

Whatever. (climbs in saucer, fiddles with controls) Now where's the button for that immobilizing overhead bright light ????

Gundy, anything you want to do to me will be enjoyable...

Ooooooh, we haven't had one of those before.

I'm confused (again)

Try not to worry about it, that's best.

Yeah, I figured that much.

Can I have antenna Gundy?

Hey Gundy, I brought the intergalactic scalpel set. You'll need it.

She knows that silly

Sure RC. No problemo. (smelly exhaust shoots out of back of saucer) Man, that stinks. Haven't had this thing running in a while...what a cropduster. (gets saucer in air, a bit wobbily) Just to make a point here, I have no intention of crashing this thing. I have been doing quite enough crashing lately you know. Now RC, you have to make like you're actually DOING something out here in the backwoods in the middle of the night.....

Can't we just skip the abduction bit. I wanna use my new scalpels.

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Wh http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/alienz/abduct.gif oa

We got him! Now let's rack him!

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Scalpel!

Hmmm, not sure if Gundy will approve of you taking over her operating table, but OK then.

She made the blueprint. She can do the implants, I just cut the holes.

Okily dokily

Uh-oh, he beginning to talk funny. Maybe I should be a bit more careful here around the spinal cord.

Just don't put my head on backwards.

I won't, but Gundy might.

Well, she's allowed...

queeq, I think you overdid the needle thing. He looks like Pinhead. (checks Flash Gordon script) Bring me.....THE BORE WORMS. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

Hmmmm, that's better.

*Settles down and relaxes whilst Gundy does her worst {best}*

Hmmmmm....now where do I wanna put these ?

Anywhere you like...

Well, if we're going to property perverted about this....

Do you mean properly???

If so, go ahead.

ahem, yes I meant properly. (checks bore worm manual) So THAT'S where they go......

Should I bend over.

He's not screaming enough, Gundy. This is just no fun.

Well first of all, I should point out that you are already in a position where you don't have to bend over, RC.

Be patient, queeq, these evil, twisted things take time you know.

I think he DOES know, yes...

I have no doubt. Its all a suspense thing with queeq you know. But now the suspense is over.

(Puts on alien head and shoves bore worms up RC's butt)

There ! I did it ! Everybody happy now ????

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He can still move.

Well yeah, unless you want to push me around in a wheel chair all day.

This is body modification, not murder ya know.

How scary would Gundys monsters be if they just sat there?

The scariest.

Anyway, the end.