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Japanese horror, terribly crap, who's seen it?

TV reporter gets lured into some old abandoned factory, brings along her friends, they split up, each gets killed in a nasty way (those effects were good, especially the eye poke and slit one - yuck!) then she meets some mysterious guy who leads her out.

Mysterious guy ends up being some freak with an alien type baby thing living inside of him which he calls his little brother - wtf?!

Well, Alien little brother thing escapes from the host - his brother - and tries to kill reporter woman. But then she lights him up and supposedly dies but noooooo... he lives and she becomes the new host.

Weird, twisted Japanese horror that doesn't make sense.
Hope this review is so crap it makes you want to watch it, thank you for reading!

Japanese horror isn't very appealing to me.

yeah ive seen this one lying around, never looked very interesting to me. japnese horror movies dont have much to bring to the table usually.

fu*ck that shit

o man i use to love those Godzilla movies when i was like 4 lol
like i remember some titles like GOdzilla, Godzilla vs Mega GOdzilla o man does were soo fun to watch

the best godzilla moive i think was the one when he faced king kong now that shit was a good moive and also very funny i think they should make a remake just for kicks

LOL...this is easily the funniest review ive ever read...speaking of insane japanese movies has anybody here ever seen Ichi The Killer??? now that movie is crazy..

it was actually a very well written review, go asami sexy and smart

"My baby nephew is so cute. I just want to bite him all day."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...asami..you freakin rule!LMFAO

Hehehe, complimented, thank you, thank you!

you can usually count on any asian film being crap, they do have some of the best action movies but the films themselves seem like bad student films

I have to disagree there, you just haven't seen enough to generalise.

ive yet to see a good one.

well i'm from asian and yes we do have a great movie... so far i like the most is an Indonesian new-age horror movie 'Jelangkung'.. it's about a group of student doing a research about ghots.. basically the ghost in the movie are base on a true case that's really exists in Indonesia.. as i mention it's a new-age movie coz it's totally different from the way they usually produce ... even Thailand also have some great horror movie like Nang-Nak & 333.. Cheers mate!!

The ones that are commercialised aren't the best to watch. Especially if its something like Crouching Tiger or Hero.

HK productions don't always get out onto the Western Market, would have to dig around for the right movies to watch, try Chinatown - usually they stock all kinda of Eastern Asian movies.

Hey, Audition Ruled!

there not commercialized because america already has enough bad movies to deal with but americas worst out do asias best.

I'm talking about japanese HORROR movies, ive seen quite a few of them, and most of them have been very bad.