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Well, on the off chance that you are.

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No, I'm not starting a new job. But I believe I can say with all accuracy, RC, that you are either gremlin happy today or grasping desperately for a new GDF topic.

Well, my job doesn't suck. I love my job. Maybe I just lucked out.

Anyway, if you didn't start today then it doesn't count...

Hmmmm.....maybe Dimmy is starting a new job today.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Do you take me for a complete idiot ?

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Well thank you. Today I am only a 28% idiot.

So Dim, are you starting a new job?

If so....C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S!!!.

Yes she is. RC is trying to be coy.

I just noticed it in her profile.

NOt coy, just friendly, I can still be friendly can't I?

Here's looking at you, Dimmy. Go get 'm.

I'm sure she'll do just great.

Go Dim !!! If you knock their sox off, please be sure to put them back on. hehehe.

Ooh! New job! Haven't had one of them for a while!

A Job huh? I'm going to have to get one of those soon...

But you do have a job, Raz. Order.

Hmmm, yes the great adventure that is leaving education and hitting the job market. Ah yes, I remember it well....

Chaos and Mayhem are too powerful for Order. I might aswell try getting a real job

Now THAT can be scary....

So, what ya gonna do Raz? Put you degree to good use and become a florist?

Hmm....I could always work at McDonalds. I hope they give free food!

Been there, done that!!!!

Yes they do....

OMG...Chaos and Mayhem are more powerful than Order ?????????? Wait til queeq sees this !!!!!!

Come and work at my theme park! You'll just love our computers! Bloody things never work!

You work at a theme park, not the Towers is it?

Edna works at pumpkinland. Everybody knows that !

And BOY, does she love it? It's your dream job, isn't it, Edna?

No, her dream job is working at JellyLand.

And yours would be ChocoLand Gundy?

I cannot help thinking that Jellyland would be some sort of ironic Hades for her.

No I ont work at Alton Towers
They would have computers that worked!
Jelly land? Don't be silly!

Jelly&CustardLand...

Well this year they renames Childrens corner and called it Robinon's Land! It's so tacky!

Where's that then?

Yes, Chocoland would be just fine.

Well none of you would have ever heard of it. Its only sdvertised in the midlands

Didn't know they had midlands in Oz.

I wonder if she will accept that? She didn't accept Will O the Wisp...

Hhhhmmmmm! Right then!

Ah, I see you have just rendered Gundy's comment worthless...

I thought it was rather clever.

Actually, no I'm not, but I'm sure it will become clear....

Well, I started one last week, it really sucks, but I guess most jobs do.

So did I, actually...

Spill it Edna, we may surprise you by having heard of it.

follow the yellow brick road.....

You just go right ahead and do that Keo...

I have a bad feeling about this....

When you go on a journey, it's always best to start at the beginning.

yellow brick road leads to Queeq's doorstep.

Is it? I better start moving then.

Don't you dare, Queeq; you stay right there where we can grab you when you get too chaotic.

Hey! Less grabbing Keo!

Yes, RC ?

Oh my, Keo is getting rather frisky with queeq there...

are you jealous, RC

Now let's see.... Nah, I think not.

Yes, I'm a babe magnet. I can't help it, I wish I could, but I guess that's just my lot in life.

Queeq, you are such an inspiration to us ugly folk....

I think there might be a grave insult hidden in that remark.

Only against myself....

Well, I think you're a real hunk.

Does your wife know...?

OK OK OK! I work at .... (drum roll please)...Drayton Manor Park!

(runs to airport, buys tickets) Hey, pick me up at Heathrow, will ya, Edna ?

Heathrow? I think not Gundy! You might want to try Birmigham International!

I've heard of Drayton Manor, I've seen the sign on the M42 when I've been driving from Birmingham to Wakefield.

Yeah well it's nothing special! Infact its a pile of old smelly pants! I hate the place! God knows why I am now there for the third year in a row! I'm going to be one of the attractions soon! Most people don't last more than one season! Usually due to the pitiful wages!

What do you do there?

She sells jello, of course.

No icecreams?

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You know what Eddie Murphy would say....

No no no no no! I'm the evil person that charged everyone to go into the park and go on the rides! Meaning that I am also the person who gets the most shouted at and has all the damn complaints! God my job sucks! Thank god I wont have to work there anymore after september! Woo hoo!

Great! So we don't even have to go in the park to annoy you, we can kjust stand by the gate.

Just kiddin'

Well that is if you can fight your way through the queue of people already trying to kill me! Like I set the prices! Sheesh! Everything is all my fault! And then there is turnstyles! Dull!

Bummer, kinda like when I worked at the multiplex yeas ago. Sat inside a fishbowl talking to people through a speaker?

God atleast you get a speaker! DMP are too cheap for that! We have to shout through the glass at the top of our voices, deafening the other poeple on the room. And they still can't hear us! But then that is my fault aswell! And if the rides break - that is my fault! And a year ago there was a powercut and they had to shut the park. Guess what? That was my fault too! Infact someone punched the glass in my friends window. It scared the hell out of us. That was it! We just closed the shutters and sat there until everyone had given up and gone home. we didn't dare open the door for fear of our lives!

OK, you win, your job sucks.

It does! And when I am up at the main gate, I get the job of meeting and greating the coaches which is fine because I get to be the good buy then. The happy smiley face of Drayton Manor. The only problem is that it lways rains and I seem to have this amazing skill of falling off the coaches into muddy puddles! And they give you a stupid waterproof coat that leaks! I'm usually soaked through to my underwear by the end of the day!

*Hands Edna a towel*

The evil, unseen side of theme parks....

Hmmm. They are not pleasant working experiences I will tell you that much!

Much rather be a visitor than a worker.

How many days a week do you work there, Edna?

Probably too many for her liking.

No days a week would be good, but I think the salary would be lousy...

Go there and tell her that you are worried about the security on your car... she'll like that.

Huh? Ok, I'm sure that means something to you two.

Oh god yes! Aparently I am a security guard aswell! Never mind! long story!

I just work weekedns gundy and weekdays during the holidays. Hence me working monday and tuesday this week.

Yeah, a job that makes you work MORE on Bank Holidays... by rights, they should be paying you a fortune.

Ok, that IS criminal...

Didnt I say yesterday?

Probably. I thought everyone should know.

Oh ok! Ive forgotten about almost verything we talked about yesterday. Its very weird!

Well, it was hardly classic stuff, I babbled most of the time.

And I said I dont know a lot!

Yes... you made me begin to wonder if you knew ANYTHING...

I said am awful at decsion making and when put underpressure with a trucky question like "What are we going to do now?" then the inevitable answer is "I DONT KNOW!"

I said am awful at decsion making and when put underpressure with a trucky question like "What are we going to do now?" then the inevitable answer is "I DONT KNOW!"

Fair enough. What shall we post about now?

No I'm not going to say it! You evil, evil man!

You think I'm evil? What makes you think that?

Beacsue you were trying o trick me inot saying it! Preying on what you know are my vulnerabilities! Thats a very very mean thing to do! But it doesnt surprise me one bit!

Why doesn't it surprise you?

Because you are a nasty horrible mean person and you are always being cruel to me!

Oh, you say that NOW...

Yes I do!

she does ???

Mad Cows conclude this exiting thread.