The woman in velvet

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mk1979
In the picture above, whose the woman in the light velvet outfit?, What a babe! eek!

Ushgarak
That's Dim!

mk1979
are those horns coming out of her head?, who are those other people in the picture? I'm just going to take a wild, outrageous quess and say that the guy in the center is Raz. big grin

Ushgarak
Raz isn't in it; he likes to remain mysterious. Centre bloke is RC.

The pic is actually quite old, it doesn't have some people that it should and does have some that are now gone. A new one MAY be made later.

Gundark is on the far left, that's Xizor next to her, Darth Daft with the chicken, EJ in gost form, Queeq with the eyepatch and UBH on the far right.

ratcat
No, I'm not Raz, as Ush points out Raz doesn't appear.

Dim
Yep, it's definately time for a new graphic..I was thinking of maybe having a film strip like what's one the main page.

ratcat
You mean you're actually gonna do it.
*Falls of seat in amazement.*

Oh, and the Dims body thing, they're both pretty much alike... pretty much. wink

Dim
HEY!! eek!
Behave..

and I'm sorry I made you a midget. stick out tongue

freeq
Don't be. It's always good for a laugh.

Now about your body... evil face

Dim
*SMACK!*

queeq
OUCH!!

Hey, I didn't bring it up. confused

ratcat
Yeah well, looks like she finished it for you.

Pikachu
Never argue with a sexy woman.

How about it Dim? Do you think a yellow, electric mouse like me and a decapitated head like you could ever be truely happy together? wink

Pikachu
Now there is someone I should meet.

That is not Dims body though, or so she says. Just her head.

Actually, I do not believe that any of the people in that picture have their own bodies.

Dim
Well, when you phrase it like that...it's too bizarre to even think about laughing out loud

ratcat
Now THIS could be interesting. eek!

Texas
Dim's a fox, what's with the rooster?

finti
The rooster is a jedi master roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
Refering to my musical taste again are we RC. cool

ratcat
Not this time.

So,who do you see as the rooster in this senario then?

finti
There is a rooster besides DD.

ratcat
Is that a rooster? Suppose it is. I just see chicken when I look.

Dim, you're right, that thing HAS to go.

queeq
As long as you keep RC as the midget. laughing out loud

ratcat
NOt to bothered about that any more. I have plans. laughing out loud

ratcat
Huh? Either Finti is hopelessly out of date or hopelessly confused. laughing out loud

Dim
Reeeeeeeeeally?..and what do the plans entail?

ratcat
I could tell you, but then I would have to shoot queeq. laughing out loud

queeq
Go ahead, make my day. You know you want to do it, so be a man, and do it.

ratcat
A man wouldn't shoot anorther, a man uses mind to make a point, not brawn. wink

ratcat
Actually no, it merely backs up my reasoning for not Dim... I never threatened anybody or anything.

You should read the posts a bit more... laughing out loud

Gundark
Well I sent in new pics and finti and Ush sent theirs.....we should have quite a collection by now. Except Raz of course. He's invisible, just doesn't want to admit he walks around wrapped in bandages all day. My fault, actually. Had a little accident in the lab with him.....(slips out side door)

Ushgarak
Talking of pics, has everyone forgotten that they were supposed to be sending Edna something?

Gundark
D'oh ! (writes reminder note)

Ushgarak
I do seem to remember her talking of kicking a certain area of people that forgot to post to her...

finti
I tried sending her it but it just came in reply. Is her e-mail adress correct at the top f her postings?

queeq
I'd like to see her around a bit more first, before I start sending her myself in diapers.

ratcat
And for a fleeting moment RC and queeq agree on something.

queeq
Cherish this, folks! big grin

Ushgarak
Should be:

[email protected]

Finti.

And come on guys- she's veteran enough, isn't she?

ratcat
BUt she's not here... right now, it's like...

"BEEEEEEP! I'm Sorry, Edna witch is not available now, please try later..."

Ushgarak
She IS here right now! Gee...

ratcat
*Thinks now would be a good time to get the scanner PC up and running...*

queeq
Yes, she's here. For a moment.

Ushgarak
Not easy to please, are you?

queeq
Well, she is cute... big grin

ratcat
2 posts and that's it? I dunno.

Ushgarak
She posted in trvia and RP as well.

ratcat
Wooo Hoooo. cool

Just doubled the number.

Come on Edna, we need you!!!!

freeq
Don't threaten and back down then, that's lame.

queeq
These are scarce moments, we better cherish them.

ratcat
It's turning out to be a week of rare moments here.

queeq
Care to list them?

ratcat
Maybe when the week is over.

finti
tried to mail edna on the mail adress ypu posted ush but I got it in return
----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----
<[email protected]>
confused confused

ratcat
How big is the file?

*Recalls Fintis ealier attachments sent to Raz...*

Maybe her mailbox at HM is full?

queeq
Yes, that might be it.

finti
how do I find that out? ohh that was easy 2170kb. Can I compromise pictures I`m mailing?

freeq
Mail her or PM her and ask her to empty it a bit. Or ask Ush to ask it for you.

ratcat
That's 2Mb, not massive but it is probably too big for her mailbox.

Either download winzip and install it, then you can make zip files that shoudl be smaller.

Or you can mail them to me and I'll zip them up and forward them.

Ushgarak
Darn it. She HAS been very busy lately so her box may well be full. She has another address, but I can't realy give that away without asking her first (not that it's a big secret or anything, but... you know).

She's not around tonight; I'll talk to her ASAP.

ratcat
*sighs*

Where for art thou Edna?

queeq
Yes, even my spell's worn off.

ratcat
Tis a sad day for us all...

Ushgarak
She's at a party. You know young people.

In fact, strangely enough, she is far more busy now school has finished. And then she is on to Uni and may not be here at all. We may well have had her golden era...

queeq
Sounds like a memorial service now. sad

ratcat
*Pulls on black armband.*

queeq
And then depression set in. sad

Ushgarak
I am hardly overjoyed myself

queeq
Shall we set up a shrine?

Ushgarak
Large cauldron, large broomstick or large likeness?

ratcat
Never tell a woman she has a large likeness! laughing out loud

queeq
laughing out loud

Experience in that sort of thing? laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Large-statue-that-looks-like-her then?

ratcat
Yep, I got hit for that one before now....

Ushgarak
I am sure this should be easier...

Gundark
I've got to go rummaging at mom & dad's for pic. Please stand by.

ratcat
Probably not Ush, my scanner is in the cuppoard, the computer that runs it doesn't have an operating system right now - Have to go sort that out.

queeq
RC offline? eek!

ratcat
Nah, just my old PC that I replaced a couple of weeks back. I dumpes the OS in favour of a rebuild but haven't got round to doing it yet.

Ushgarak
Meanwhile, Edna is preparing her backside-kicking foot...

queeq
For whom? laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Each non-bay pic sender!

queeq
I have no pics of bays..... I'm a dead man.

Ushgarak
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Ahem. I apologise for my typing idiocy.

For those who cannot work it out, I mean each non-BABY pic sender

finti
try bay-watch then laughing out loud are Edna ready to receive.....talking about e-mails embarrasment

queeq
Edna in a baywatch bathing suit...hmmmm, nice. big grin

Ushgarak
Careful...

queeq
Why? roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
red or yellow?

Ushgarak
Subtle people, aren't you?

finti
arent we...

Texas
stick out tongue

Ushgarak
With any luck Texas will spot how he is wasting his time soon...

Texas
what do you mean, those little faces dont count as posts? I need help, I dont want to be a lowly padawan sad

Ushgarak
Sorry. If you read my repoly in suggestions you'll see I said they don't count people who post quick replies purely to increase their count.

I'm afraid hard work is the only way for you to dump the title. Look at RC; he has over 5000 posts, and that's only since the place moved!

Texas
Jesus, you people make it impossible, the only way I'll ever be a Jedi knight is if I use the force or something mad

Ushgarak
And what sort of mad crazy plan is THAT?

Texas
I was just being stupid, It's just going to take some time, but I will acheive my Jedi Master status and then choose such a clever title that I will bring every other title to shame! big grin

Ushgarak
I wasn't being entirely serious either... and I am sure you will.

Then you aspire to mod status, and eventually the JC... and I just BET that would be an anti-climax...

ratcat
You may think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.... laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Bet you could if you tried...

Gundark
Well the JC is actually an erotic den of sensual pleasures that will blow your mind.

Dim
The End.

keokiswahine
Dimmy, luv your siggy. big grin

ratcat
At last we have overpowered the modes - Long live dumb topics. - Bwahahahaha evil face

Dim
Grrrrrrrrrr...I'm turning into Raz laughing out loud

CLOSING! (really this time)

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