What If...

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Neo_Version 7
I thought of this weird idea. Post your what if's about members here. I got a few:

What if Tired Hiker was really a girl as he comically claims?

What if Tired Hiker really does hump dragons and elephants and kangeroos and stuff?

What if Lindsay was really a guy? (That'd suck 4 us guys really)

What if I actually started my KMC Surivivor game?

What if all the mods are really one person, and that mastermind is indeed Raz?

What if Raz really is dead tho? (Who'd take charge then?...)

What if Rogue Jedi is really George Lucas?

What if Lance Windu and Ush were the same person?

What if DeNiro and eminem/the one were the same person?

What if Kes is actually not a human but a Mod Program to experiment on us human members on the board?

What if DeNiro is really Robert Deniro spying on us movie fanatics?

What if silver_tears got banned from KMC? (That would lick balls)

What if I got banned from KMC? (Wouldn't that lick balls 2?!)

What if BackFire is really Kevin Smith? (Wouldn't that be cool?!)

What if I was really Jason Mewes? (That would be cool 2, right?)

What if KMC did not exist and we wouldn't be here right now reading this bizarre and useless thread about the members at KMC who really don't exist and is really a fragment of our/my imagination ruining space and time spontaneously creating devastating natural disasters that dont' happen at all? (because we all don't exist and neither does this board..........)

LanceWindu
What if Neo Verion 7 were actually the 7th version of Neo.

Neo_Version 7
YEah, that'd be cool.

LindsIsTightK
I'm not a guy miffed

Neo_Version 7
I said "What IF!" Do you speak English? ENGLISH?!

LanceWindu
That's the point Linds.

What if Lance were to actually meet a girl on this message board that would want him in real life?

LindsIsTightK
What if Lindsay kicked NV7 in the balls causing him to never be able to have children? yes

LanceWindu
What if yerssot were really the Waffle King?

LindsIsTightK
What if Kes's state of mind really was blink?

LanceWindu
What if Linds were really a fairy?

LindsIsTightK
What if Lance really was with Stupid?

Neo_Version 7
What if Linds is really doesn't wanna kick me in the nuts?

(Trust me, Linds, I get the same treatment from girls everyday at skool anyways.)

LanceWindu
What if badkittykitty really was a cat?

LindsIsTightK
What if there were secret mods all over the place, but nobody knew about it? shifty

Nivvy
What if we were all brain washing each other !!

LanceWindu
shifty (Must not blow cover)

What if Nivvy really was named Yourk Hunt?

Nivvy
What if Mister Windu really was Mike Hunt !!!?

LanceWindu
What if Lance were really in Yourk Hunt?

Tired Hiker
What if I were to tell you that I just farted?

Nivvy
What if i tell you that would make Lance and Yourk Hunt gay =o!?

LanceWindu
What if I were to tell you that Yourk Hunt comment was meant for Nivvy.

Tired Hiker
What if I lit the fart and it burned a hole in the ozone?

Neo_Version 7
What if TH's really did burn a hole in the O-Zone layer?>

Nivvy
What if Nivvy was really gay sad ???

LanceWindu
As long as you are a woman I think that would be hot!

What if Nivvy were an American?

Tired Hiker
What if a giant glass dildo that squirts blood came through the ozone layer and sprayed all of middle earth?

Nivvy
What if Lance wore a hat, sat upside down and whistled Dixie ??

LanceWindu
What if Nivvy were to come to my house? How far would things go?

FallingBlue
What if the hokey pokey really was what its all about?

Nivvy
What if Lance's house was Invaded by Nivvy ??

LanceWindu
I think I'd be in heaven then Niv.

What if Captain REX really wasn't a REX but Cap'n Crunch?

Tired Hiker
What if George Lucas said he was just kidding and re-cast the star wars prequels and started all over with Rick Schroeder as Anikan.

Nivvy
What if James Bond was for real !!!!?

Tired Hiker
what if james bond were darth vader?

LanceWindu
What if I were Darth Vader?

Tired Hiker
What if you were darth vader and you have to go to the bathroom? Do you take that suit off every time or do you just go in the suit and it treats it somehow and turns it into protein bars?

LanceWindu
(Good question)

What if Nivvy were a sex goddess?

Tired Hiker
What if the earth was a giant testicle? Sorry. embarrasment

Baylin
blink

What if blue was gooey?

Neo_Version 7
What if I actually **** Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, and Natalie Portman on a regular basis?

113
what if i actually weren't the best at everything

silver_tears
me get banned huh
Wat if i lived in greece

CandyKoRn
What if Silver met Orlando Bloom?

silver_tears
omg eek! thatd be so great love

CandyKoRn
What if CandyKoRn met Orlando Bloom

(http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/censored2.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/inlove.gif weeeehehehehe smile)

silver_tears
ur not the only one shifty

must_kill_Santa
yeah what if some said something bout me

LanceWindu
What if mkS were really not a DBZ fan???

pablo007
What if Backfire is really a romantic comedy aficionado ?

CandyKoRn
what if pablo007 ate baked beans?

LanceWindu
What if Candy cut off all her hair like G.I. Jane?

CandyKoRn
What if I cut off your balls lance? evil face

LanceWindu
(Then you'd be holding my balls in your hand evil face )

What if Candy were actually a 9 year old American boy?

cermiestar
What if everyone had pink hair?

CandyKoRn
What If I really were a 100 yr old cat?

yerssot
well, I would like blue more wink

LanceWindu
What if hot dogs were really made out of yerssot?

badkittykitty
eww

CandyKoRn
lol


What if smoking was good for me?

LanceWindu
What if Candy weren't smoking the wacky tobaccy?

Neo_Version 7
What if silver_tears and I got 2gether?

(Very far-fetched, but hey, it's a good "What if..."wink

LanceWindu
(Nice What if)

What if I got together with anyone of the fine ladies on this forum?

silver_tears
im being mentioned again happy yay happy

LanceWindu
(You're lucky, the only what if's about me are either weird or they want to cut off my balls)

CandyKoRn
What If someone loved me?
(people have said it.. I never believe 'em though..)

silver_tears
ick sick
im happy all my mentioning are positive wink

must_kill_Santa
i have pink hair i am a dbz fan
what if someone wanted to get to gether with me

LanceWindu
What if Candy were loved by me?

CandyKoRn
Mine aren't sad

CandyKoRn
What if I were really Orlando Bloom!!!!!!!!!

(omg.. I so wish... lol)

silver_tears
what if i had like 5 crushes shifty

silver_tears
if u were him u wouldnt be able to get him wink

Neo_Version 7
This is serious tho. I know someone personally named Irene, who works at a restaurant, and is in love with Orlando Bloom.

Oh, a what if...

What if I actually had feelings 4 Candykorn 4 along time but didn't say anything about it?

must_kill_Santa
what if i wasnt here would anyone miss me

silver_tears
r u joking neo? confused
and i like ur what if whistle

Neo_Version 7
No one would miss U MKS. smile

Neo_Version 7
No im not joking. She has a friend named Roxanne. Oh and she owns all the LOTR DVD's.

must_kill_Santa
what if neo shot himself

silver_tears
hey me too big grin
what if i met orlando?
man he wouldnt know wat hit him whistle

LilMimister006
what if i had a pet tiger?

LanceWindu
What if Neo weren't an ass?

Neo_Version 7
hey silver, U know some 1 named Roxanne? Coz thats freaky.....

must_kill_Santa
what if he had a pet tiger i would live at his house
what if i died my hair im bored of pink
what if anyone cared
what if the world blew up now

Neo_Version 7
What if this thread is slowly going 2 "Dissing Neo_v7 Territory"? That's kool.

silver_tears
i had a friend named roxanne big grin

silver_tears
what if someone left kmc?

Neo_Version 7
Shit. silver, did you happen to attend a skool called GCA?

yerssot
everyone will miss that one, or not at all, depends on who

CandyKoRn
What if i'm confused?

must_kill_Santa
what if i left or died

yerssot
we would be sad

must_kill_Santa
what if you were lying

silver_tears
i went to JCS big grin
what if i left for like 2 weeks

must_kill_Santa
yerss would kill himself

Neo_Version 7
silver leaving would lick balls really. Ne way, MKS, when you die, I hope U have nice give-aways at ur funeral.

What if I was really 24?

LanceWindu
What if I were really a 25 year old female pornstar?

silver_tears
well its nice to see im wanted here but its gonna happen erm

LanceWindu
What?!? Why?!?

must_kill_Santa
bummer ill have a real nice one for you neo a gun to shoot you self with

yerssot
silver??
*readies guilotine for himself already*

Neo_Version 7
Im a go now.

Last 4 the day......

What if me and Lance both fought 4 silver_tears' heart?

(Sounds corny really...)

silver_tears
no need to commit suicide over little ol me angel
theres a reason erm

silver_tears
talk to you later neo wink

yerssot
what reason?

must_kill_Santa
yes please allow him too

LanceWindu
Yeah, what reason silver?

Baylin
Wat if? Wat ever!

must_kill_Santa
what if i had a boyf

CandyKoRn
What if the boards got spammed.. and like BLEW UP!!! OMG!

silver_tears
well im moving in november and my net may not be running for like a week or longer *starts sobbing*

yerssot
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cry.gif

must_kill_Santa
no thats mean where you goin

pablo007
What if Tired Hiker gets his energy back and turns into Uber Hiker ?

badkittykitty
what if diegocala was really satan?
..I would do something really terrible so I could go see him big grin

pablo007
What if BKK stopped slapping asses

silver_tears
then alot of guys would miss out stick out tongue

badkittykitty
well no worries there i cant stop big grin

GroundedAgain
what if i was a good kid???????? stick out tongue na-dat's 2 much of a long shot

Bhang
What if life was simpler

diegocala
You are welcome down here anytime!! wink

silver_tears
and invite diego not very wise she may take u up on that offer wink

diegocala
Everyone is welcome in the land of the devil yaknow!

silver_tears
and hell jus happens to be in the states eh wink

diegocala
hot enough where I am!

badkittykitty
evil face evil is as evil does evil face
so lets see what kind of mischief i can get into for a one way ticket to hell..*hmm gotta think..*

Neo_Version 7
What if I left the boards 2 move 2 comingsoon.net boards? Im actually pretty sure tho that ppl here wouldn't give half a rat's ass. Ne way, boring 2day. Somebody here.....?

must_kill_Santa
no i wouldnt so stick out tongue

silver_tears
dont leave neo no we need someone crazier then the rest of us around wink

LanceWindu
What if KMC were actually nothing more than a figmint of our imaginations?

diegocala
ya think?

Neo_Version 7
Hey, Lance, didn't I suggest that a couple pages ago? Anyway,

What if there were only members 5 KMC members to always talk to? (And they were mods!.....cept Kes)

LanceWindu
I didn't realize you did.

pablo007
What would happen if DeNiro stopped body buildign and started weighing 50 pounds or so.

LanceWindu
What if pablo were really French?

Neo_Version 7
No big deal, man.

What if Lindsay just left KMC? Wouldn't that suck?

113
what if i were spiderman? I'd be even cooler

Neo_Version 7
What if I was Venom, I'd be the "coolest?

DeNiro
thats the day i kill myself

Neo_Version 7
Yo, Deniro, hold up on the killing urself bit. Ppl here.....

DeNiro
i would never kill myself i luv myself way to much but i think the only way i would stop bodybuilding is if i had my arms cut off or legs thats probaly the only way

Mist
what if neo v7 hadnt made this thread?
what if everyone here were programmed to respond to my posts (AI)

ChinaNiki
What if I could actually get caught up on all the stuff I miss on KMC since I can only get on every few days or so?

LanceWindu
What if Chinaniki were named Chinasteve?

Rogue Jedi
what if i really had dark jedi force powers?* grins evilly at the possibilities. *

LanceWindu
What if I lived near Nivvy?

badkittykitty
I think we know what would happen lance wink

LanceWindu
stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
what if cigarettes werent bad for you?

LanceWindu
What if I weren't named LanceWindu?

Rogue Jedi
then your name would be different.

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