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I thought of this weird idea. Post your what if's about members here. I got a few:

What if Tired Hiker was really a girl as he comically claims?

What if Tired Hiker really does hump dragons and elephants and kangeroos and stuff?

What if Lindsay was really a guy? (That'd suck 4 us guys really)

What if I actually started my KMC Surivivor game?

What if all the mods are really one person, and that mastermind is indeed Raz?

What if Raz really is dead tho? (Who'd take charge then?...)

What if Rogue Jedi is really George Lucas?

What if Lance Windu and Ush were the same person?

What if DeNiro and eminem/the one were the same person?

What if Kes is actually not a human but a Mod Program to experiment on us human members on the board?

What if DeNiro is really Robert Deniro spying on us movie fanatics?

What if silver_tears got banned from KMC? (That would lick balls)

What if I got banned from KMC? (Wouldn't that lick balls 2?!)

What if BackFire is really Kevin Smith? (Wouldn't that be cool?!)

What if I was really Jason Mewes? (That would be cool 2, right?)

What if KMC did not exist and we wouldn't be here right now reading this bizarre and useless thread about the members at KMC who really don't exist and is really a fragment of our/my imagination ruining space and time spontaneously creating devastating natural disasters that dont' happen at all? (because we all don't exist and neither does this board..........)

What if Neo Verion 7 were actually the 7th version of Neo.

YEah, that'd be cool.

I'm not a guy

I said "What IF!" Do you speak English? ENGLISH?!

That's the point Linds.

What if Lance were to actually meet a girl on this message board that would want him in real life?

What if Lindsay kicked NV7 in the balls causing him to never be able to have children?

What if yerssot were really the Waffle King?

What if Kes's state of mind really was ?

What if Linds were really a fairy?

What if Lance really was with Stupid?

What if Linds is really doesn't wanna kick me in the nuts?

(Trust me, Linds, I get the same treatment from girls everyday at skool anyways.)

What if badkittykitty really was a cat?

What if there were secret mods all over the place, but nobody knew about it?

What if we were all brain washing each other !!

(Must not blow cover)

What if Nivvy really was named Yourk Hunt?

What if Mister Windu really was Mike Hunt !!!?

What if Lance were really in Yourk Hunt?

What if I were to tell you that I just farted?

What if i tell you that would make Lance and Yourk Hunt gay =o!?

What if I were to tell you that Yourk Hunt comment was meant for Nivvy.

What if I lit the fart and it burned a hole in the ozone?

What if TH's really did burn a hole in the O-Zone layer?>

What if Nivvy was really gay ???

As long as you are a woman I think that would be hot!

What if Nivvy were an American?

What if a giant glass dildo that squirts blood came through the ozone layer and sprayed all of middle earth?

What if Lance wore a hat, sat upside down and whistled Dixie ??

What if Nivvy were to come to my house? How far would things go?

What if the hokey pokey really was what its all about?

What if Lance's house was Invaded by Nivvy ??

I think I'd be in heaven then Niv.

What if Captain REX really wasn't a REX but Cap'n Crunch?

What if George Lucas said he was just kidding and re-cast the star wars prequels and started all over with Rick Schroeder as Anikan.

What if James Bond was for real !!!!?

what if james bond were darth vader?

What if I were Darth Vader?

What if you were darth vader and you have to go to the bathroom? Do you take that suit off every time or do you just go in the suit and it treats it somehow and turns it into protein bars?

(Good question)

What if Nivvy were a sex goddess?

What if the earth was a giant testicle? Sorry.

What if blue was gooey?

What if I actually **** Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, and Natalie Portman on a regular basis?

what if i actually weren't the best at everything

me get banned
Wat if i lived in greece

What if Silver met Orlando Bloom?

omg thatd be so great

What if CandyKoRn met Orlando Bloom

(http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/censored2.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/inlove.gif weeeehehehehe )

ur not the only one

yeah what if some said something bout me

What if mkS were really not a DBZ fan???

What if Backfire is really a romantic comedy aficionado ?

what if pablo007 ate baked beans?

What if Candy cut off all her hair like G.I. Jane?

What if I cut off your balls lance?

(Then you'd be holding my balls in your hand )

What if Candy were actually a 9 year old American boy?

What if everyone had pink hair?

What If I really were a 100 yr old cat?

well, I would like blue more

What if hot dogs were really made out of yerssot?

eww

lol


What if smoking was good for me?

What if Candy weren't smoking the wacky tobaccy?

What if silver_tears and I got 2gether?

(Very far-fetched, but hey, it's a good "What if..."

(Nice What if)

What if I got together with anyone of the fine ladies on this forum?

im being mentioned again yay

(You're lucky, the only what if's about me are either weird or they want to cut off my balls)

What If someone loved me?
(people have said it.. I never believe 'em though..)

ick
im happy all my mentioning are positive

i have pink hair i am a dbz fan
what if someone wanted to get to gether with me

What if Candy were loved by me?

Mine aren't

What if I were really Orlando Bloom!!!!!!!!!

(omg.. I so wish... lol)

what if i had like 5 crushes

if u were him u wouldnt be able to get him

This is serious tho. I know someone personally named Irene, who works at a restaurant, and is in love with Orlando Bloom.

Oh, a what if...

What if I actually had feelings 4 Candykorn 4 along time but didn't say anything about it?

what if i wasnt here would anyone miss me

r u joking neo?
and i like ur what if

No one would miss U MKS.

No im not joking. She has a friend named Roxanne. Oh and she owns all the LOTR DVD's.

what if neo shot himself

hey me too
what if i met orlando?
man he wouldnt know wat hit him

what if i had a pet tiger?

What if Neo weren't an ass?

hey silver, U know some 1 named Roxanne? Coz thats freaky.....

what if he had a pet tiger i would live at his house
what if i died my hair im bored of pink
what if anyone cared
what if the world blew up now

What if this thread is slowly going 2 "Dissing Neo_v7 Territory"? That's kool.

i had a friend named roxanne

what if someone left kmc?

Shit. silver, did you happen to attend a skool called GCA?

everyone will miss that one, or not at all, depends on who

What if i'm confused?

what if i left or died

we would be sad

what if you were lying

i went to JCS
what if i left for like 2 weeks

yerss would kill himself

silver leaving would lick balls really. Ne way, MKS, when you die, I hope U have nice give-aways at ur funeral.

What if I was really 24?

What if I were really a 25 year old female pornstar?

well its nice to see im wanted here but its gonna happen

What?!? Why?!?

bummer ill have a real nice one for you neo a gun to shoot you self with

silver??
*readies guilotine for himself already*

Im a go now.

Last 4 the day......

What if me and Lance both fought 4 silver_tears' heart?

(Sounds corny really...)

no need to commit suicide over little ol me
theres a reason

talk to you later neo

what reason?

yes please allow him too

Yeah, what reason silver?

Wat if? Wat ever!

what if i had a boyf

What if the boards got spammed.. and like BLEW UP!!! OMG!

well im moving in november and my net may not be running for like a week or longer *starts sobbing*

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cry.gif

no thats mean where you goin

What if Tired Hiker gets his energy back and turns into Uber Hiker ?

what if diegocala was really satan?
..I would do something really terrible so I could go see him

What if BKK stopped slapping asses

then alot of guys would miss out

well no worries there i cant stop

what if i was a good kid???????? na-dat's 2 much of a long shot

What if life was simpler

You are welcome down here anytime!!

and invite diego not very wise she may take u up on that offer

Everyone is welcome in the land of the devil yaknow!

and hell jus happens to be in the states eh

hot enough where I am!

evil is as evil does
so lets see what kind of mischief i can get into for a one way ticket to hell..*hmm gotta think..*

What if I left the boards 2 move 2 comingsoon.net boards? Im actually pretty sure tho that ppl here wouldn't give half a rat's ass. Ne way, boring 2day. Somebody here.....?

no i wouldnt so

dont leave neo we need someone crazier then the rest of us around

What if KMC were actually nothing more than a figmint of our imaginations?

ya think?

Hey, Lance, didn't I suggest that a couple pages ago? Anyway,

What if there were only members 5 KMC members to always talk to? (And they were mods!.....cept Kes)

I didn't realize you did.

What would happen if DeNiro stopped body buildign and started weighing 50 pounds or so.

What if pablo were really French?

No big deal, man.

What if Lindsay just left KMC? Wouldn't that suck?

what if i were spiderman? I'd be even cooler

What if I was Venom, I'd be the "coolest?

thats the day i kill myself

Yo, Deniro, hold up on the killing urself bit. Ppl here.....

i would never kill myself i luv myself way to much but i think the only way i would stop bodybuilding is if i had my arms cut off or legs thats probaly the only way

what if neo v7 hadnt made this thread?
what if everyone here were programmed to respond to my posts (AI)

What if I could actually get caught up on all the stuff I miss on KMC since I can only get on every few days or so?

What if Chinaniki were named Chinasteve?

what if i really had dark jedi force powers?* grins evilly at the possibilities. *

What if I lived near Nivvy?

I think we know what would happen lance

what if cigarettes werent bad for you?

What if I weren't named LanceWindu?

then your name would be different.