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Look what I found while surfin' the net http://www.geocities.com/Area51/7563/

Wow, one of my VERY OLD websites.

From humble beginnings to Episode-2.Co.Uk, not to be confused with Episode-II.Co.Uk of course.

How'd you find that then, search for me were you?

Dim looks so small on those pics.

Huh?

Give it up.

I am not a munchin...

Nor is she my son......

Oh, that's your son..... okay. Guess I'll believe you.

Actually. depends what picture you're referring to.

oh, I dunno. Are you folks referring to the pic of RC above the roller coaster? It doesn't look like a munchkin, but then.....

That's my soon to be ex-wife.....

Yes, we know.

Just clarifying.

thank you for clarifying, but where's the pic of your son?

In the Disney bit of that rather brief website.

Those are wonderful pictures of Ben. It didn't open up for me the first time. He's a very handsome lad, the child; don't get a big head, RC.

Too late, Gundy has already cultivated my big head.

Ben is a cute little guy, isn't he ? Takes after his daddy.

RC's ..... cute? Sometimes I just don't understand women...

Isn't Gundy wonderful?

She is, but...

queeq, I think you've been using entirely too much dental floss.....

But what queeq?

Oh.... nuttin'.

Queeq is scared if Gundy, Queeq is scared of Gundy. Nah, Nah Nanan Nah!!!

Remember, RC. Nobody likes a tattle-tail. Except me.

That's OK, I'm used to it.

*sticks RC's head with a stick pin*

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

*shrink's RC's head down to normal size*

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Well, that certainly put me in my place!!!

Fear is for the weakminded. And again, RC is wrong. But he's used to that as well.

Huh? Wrong about what exactly.

About what not exactly?

I just wondered what it was I was wrong about again?

And I asked: "about what not exactly?"

So, you have accused me of being wrong about something, but you don't actually know that that something is?

Yes, I do know.

hee heee heeeee, gotcha

That isn just sad!!

How you do babble on....RC, queeq is using the mind trick on you again...how many times do I have to tell you ???

*Blank Stare*

Hmmm.... Queeq.... Mind Trick....

Yes.....

Use the Force, RC....let go, RC......

Hehe, never a more true word was said.

It is... to late for you, RC.

Then my RC is truly dead. Hmmmm....why do these things never quite fit ?

Fits quite well, I think.

Your RC??? Um, not sure about that bit. I can think of at least two people who may have an objection to that.

She can have your corpse. I won't mind. Nice trophy, but if she hangs it in the closet I'm gonna put a towle over it.

A napkin will do

Well RC I was just following the dialogue but like I said sometimes it just doesn't fit. I can only claim you as my friend, not my...uh....well, you know. Pal.

That works!

ah, friendly persuasion, is it not...

Ya know, you can really make some people worry...

RC is my pal ! Tralalalalalalalalalalalla !

where are those earplugs

Make sure they're dry first. Otherwise you can have some goo stuck in your ears, very hard to clean.... or so I hear.

Not if they're stuck in your ears you don't

Yes...well... I suggest earplugs instead.

Dunno, try this WompRat droppings instead...

Always with the suggestions....

I'd love to enforce it, but then you'll scream and hurt my ears.

Ya know, I could even be bothered.

You? RC the stoic? Nah, doubt that.

A two meter womp rat is gonna have some pretty big poodoo, RC. Maybe you better reduce.

I'll bring something to stuff it all in there.

The super-size q tip ?

Yes, with special springs to increase pushing power.

Well it will give new meaning to "s**t for brains".

Oh, this one has to be stopped RIGHT now... only queeq's re-virginisation was worse...

More for the censored-for-Edna list...

Now Ush, I want you to take a moment and think about how really boring it would be without me and queeq here. REALLY think about it. You wouldn't even be reading this right now cause I wouldn't be here typing it. It would just be a BIG EMPTY SPACE.

And, like, this reply of mine would make NO sense at all...

If there were no chaos or mayhem, there would be UNBALANCE. So you see, true believers, even spidey's heart can be broken. Hmmmm...that didn't quite come out right.

ALL hearts can be broken, I think...

Yep, that they can...

I hear ya, buddy...

I dont get it. Why are you trying to censor everything?

Heck she;s caught on. See what you;ve done, guys?

Basically, ever since a discussion about Natalie Portman's... naughty bits and Queeq's milk-based re-virginisation treatment (which RC suggested you needed, the cad!), I vowed to try and keep you away from some of the coarser elements of the threads... sort of a protecting thing, you know... like my job...

I know you probably don't NEED protecting from this but I still felt obliged to... so I was gently encouraging them to tone it down, to no avail...

All part of the vast soap opera...

Hey I dont need you protecting my innocence thank you very much!

You've got to undertsnad how this works... I KNOW you don't, but I still have to do it...

Have you reallymissed all this? I was doing it at the last place as well. I'm sure you would have flipped at the milk thing...

Yep! It seems I have missed an awful lot! Shame! I would have found it quite amusing!

It IS a shame, Everyone was missing you so much... I can re-print the milk thing if you like.

Hmmm..lets not.

I'll fire up the burner.

burn, baby, burn....
oh, sorry, got carried away there.

Did you read the re-virginisation thread????

Sorry, no. should I?

Good point, Dim, best left buried.

ush, should I?

Um... it was a LITTLE sickening...

It was in

Too Many Topics with ym Name in?

On the old board.

ummmm, ok, whatever.

Look- go to the old place, ignore the the window telling you to come here all the time, go to the GDF, find the thread

Too many topics with my name in?

And read it. All will become clear.

ok.
um. I can't. I deleted the link when we moved here. Do you still have it? Would you post it, please. Thanks

I can always retell the re-virginisation procedure. By popular demand of course. So keo, need it?

Keo-

Go to the main site
http://www.episode-ii.co.uk/

And follow the link to the forums. Raz hasn't updated it yet.

Tell it, I just wanna imagine the cringe when you do...

thanks, ush. I shall go over and check it out.

Or you could just go straight to http://pub5.ezboard.com/bepisodeiigalacticsenate

RC is so helpful.

I try to be...

So, shall I tell it again? Shall I? Shall I?

Only if Edna isn't around.

Well, it's for keo, who wanted to know. I wonder why actually....

Extreme curiousity into your grossness...

Gross? Moi? I was forced to tell. I'm innocent. As usual.

Yeah, FORCED, of course...

why, thank you, queeq. I'll take the direct route as soon as I can. Been kinda busy today.

The direct route is asking me to tell it again.

ok, queeq, tell me; I'm all ears. confusion waits.

Okay, but answer me this first: why do you want to know about re-virginisation?

cause I'm in the dark as usual, and don't have a clue, naturally. told you confusion reigns.

Do you have a need for it at all?

of course I need to know. If I didn't, I wouldn't have inquired.

Well, what do you need it for then?

Never mind, queeq, I'll read the thread.

Blimey, do you? Hmm... perhapsmyou should go and read the thread too, including the bit where I got shirty with RC... and I would again, too. How dare he!

OKay, by popular demand I'll tell it again. If you want your virginity back, make yourself some hot milk. When it's hot, stand on your head and pour the milk in. (In you know what). Wait for a skin to grow on it and PRESTO: instant virgin.

How dare I what Ush?

Queeq, I said it before and I'll say it again. THAT IS SICK!!!

As I said: "from a certain point of view."

So, what do you do with the milk afterwards...

RC, if you remember, you said that I said that Edna needed that treatment.

This was a LITTLE less sick than before... originally it was something that was done TO you, not something you did yourself... female equality has crept into Queeq there...

I did, sorry, must have been my evil twin....

Okay, well, the procedure is a little tricky if you noticed. The lady in question might need a hand.

Catrat, you mean?

Actually, queeq's little postscript there has re-sickened this one immensley... avert your eyes, Edna!

(Note from logic department- Bit late now, boy-o!)

Curses! Foiled again...

Pesky linear timeline...

Sick? Why? It just involves a lady and dairy.

Begone with your foul imaginings, chaos-spawn!

Sounds down right kinky to me

Go on. I want to hear about revirginisation!

thank you for your dissertation, queeqer. We all know now, and again, for others.

LOL, sorry, I thought it was funny. ummmm, I was gonna make a comment, but think I'll just let it pass.

Let's just say it's only kinky when you do it right.

Isn't this just a little too far over 100 to be so of topic?