Community Reminder

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Dim
If you have a problem with another board member either talk it out in private or see a mod. We would appreciate the avoidance of a Civil War...Thank you. smile

(This Public Service Message is brought to you by Dim)

razman
I totally agree smile

queeq
Or post in the bar. We have plenty of bouncers there. laughing out loud

finti
Serve drink and bounce at the same time big grin

Gundark
Its all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. In which case, I have plenty of spares in my lab. evil face

queeq
We can fix anything. Gundy can even swap the heads of the two people fighting, that is so hilarious.

Gundark
(fingers itch) BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAA evil face

Dim
But...I like my head where it's at.

Gundark
Well, if you insist. (goes looking for Ush) evil face

queeq
Who are you picking a fight with this time, Dimmy? big grin

ratcat
No fighting allowed, didn't you read the opening post....

Gundark
He never reads the opening post. Skims the last two and takes his best shot. laughing out loud

ratcat
He Shoots! He completely misses... The croud feel cheated. roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
And.... RC's back in the court. He runs, he passes, queeq intercepts and runs to the basket. But distracted by the stunning Gundy he drops the ball and sits next to her. They stare into each other's eyes etc. etc.

keokiswahine
.... they gaze into each other's eyes, like chaos and mayhem. roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
That, and more. evil face

Gundark
Then Gundy surprises him with dinner. Hot dogs and popcorn. hehehe.

queeq
And more. evil face

Gundark
You sith are all alike. Its all you ever think about. Besides total galactic domination of course.

ratcat
OK, I may have to Puke at this point.

keokiswahine
*hands the trash can to RC* eek!

ratcat
Thankyou...

queeq
Since when is playting Yahtzee in the closet nauseating?

Gundark
Four sixes and a five. Take the sixes or four of a kind. Hmmmm......

See RC ? Thats all we're doing in here. Just innocent platonic games. evil face

queeq
VERY innocent. wink

ratcat
So now you know just how much I dislike Yahtzee. big grin

queeq
Our version is great. wink

Ushgarak
Queeq-Yahtzee, huh? Interesting...

queeq
For us it is. wink

Ushgarak
Left out again... mind you, I think I can live with that, while I still have my Witch to be with...

ratcat
Hmmmm, happy couples huh?

queeq
Yes, you make up your own Yahtzee.

ratcat
Modelled on you of course. big grin

queeq
If that's gets you going. laughing out loud

ratcat
But.. You're my hero... rolling on floor laughing

queeq
*Han Solo voice* I know...

keokiswahine
oh, how sweet, Queeqer is RC's hero. eek! roll eyes (sarcastic) stick out tongue confused smokin' big grin

Ratcat
I think I covered that... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Dim
Yahtzee in the closet?! eek! You people really are freaks...

keokiswahine
I'm staying out of the yahtsee stuff. big grin roll eyes (sarcastic)

ratcat
Takes one to know one Dimmy. stick out tongue laughing out loud big grin

queeq
Yahtzee is life. evil face

keokiswahine
That keeps me out of the closet, unless you let me do the cheer leading. I dunno how to play yahtsee. sad

ratcat
It's like craps for children.

queeq
I'm not going to show it you, keo. laughing out loud

keokiswahine
RC, that didn't sound very PG..... big grin eek! laughing out loud

ratcat
PG???

Besides, I hate the game.

keokiswahine
queeqer, that's not nice. I'll do the cheer leading in the closet, then. roll eyes (sarcastic)

ratcat
Ra ra....

keokiswahine
oh, good, RC, you're going to cheer with me? big grin

ratcat
Do we get those cute little uniforms....? big grin

Edna_witch
Oh you'd look dashing with pom poms RC!

queeq
Yes, he will. But not in this closet.

keokiswahine
queeq, don't be a party pooper. mad

ratcat
He's no fun. stick out tongue

keokiswahine
*grabs cheer leading uniforms, and hands RC one.*

RC, don't you dare put on the shorttie hot pants/skirts unless you shave your legs first. Don't think Queeq wants to see hairy legs. laughing out loud

Edna_witch
Oh I dont know! Might turn him on!

keokiswahine
oooooooooooo, Edna, okkkkkkkkkkk, a hairy turn on for Queeq. sounds mighty exciting. evil face laughing out loud

Edna_witch
Well it would certainly be that way for queeq!

keokiswahine
Gots to see that. a turn on for Queeq. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Edna_witch
Yes i think we shuld sell tickets for this one. Could make a fortune!

keokiswahine
*hands Edna a roll of blank tickets to stamp for the first showing of queeq's newest adventure* laughing out loud

Edna_witch
Roll up Roll up! Get your tickets here! The most amazing freak show this side of cruscant! Sorry - the most amazing turn ons this side of coruscant! Roll up Roll up! Get your tickets here!

ratcat
*RC walks in with rather red, though wonderfully hairless legs.*

Damn, that hot wax hurts.

Edna_witch
**Edan and Keo whistle from acros the room**

Wow! queeq is going to be so surprised!

keokiswahine
*triple whistle from Edna and Keo* smokin'

Edna_witch
Look at you all sexy in a short skirt! Now if you just want to get those pom poms! They are behind you on the floor! **Edna and Keo giggle girlishly**

keokiswahine
RC, you never told us you were bowlegged !! eek! riding too many horses? roll eyes (sarcastic)

ratcat
To much time on the thigh master!

How do you girls wear these thongs? It get's into some very odd places. eek!

mechmoggy
You wanna loosen the spring on that thigh master RC, you couldn't stop a pig in an entry!

Anyway, nice legs and those hob-nail boots set them off a treat eek!

Gundark
Hob nail boots ???? Yikes !!! eek!

(quickly locks closet door) okay, folks, take your little freak show down to the Ush's circus. You can join his goofy clowns riding around in their volkswagen. Until I show up with the clown gun of course. evil face

ratcat
*Kicks down closet door with hobnail boots.*

Come on Keo, and a one, and a two, and a Ra Ra Ra!

Gundark
(Force-lifts and locks door in place, sprays around pom-pom repellant). Don't you guys have anything better to do ? Why don't you go down to my lab and play ? There's something walking around down there on six legs that will keep you occupied. evil face

Edna_witch
No thatnks gundy we would rather stay here and watch RC's two legs. They are far more entertaining.

queeq
*looks at RC's legs*

UUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH, no hair. laughing out loud

Gundark
Guys MUST have hair on their legs. (crosses RC off sexy guy list) sorry, old boy...that will teach you to play with THOSE kind of women. laughing out loud

Edna_witch
Oh sorry RC! Did we forget to tell you that waxing your legs would make you a public laughing stock? Oh! It must have slipped my mind! Sorry!

ratcat
*One bottle of hair restorer later*

OK, now I have wookiee legs, must have mis-read the instructions. sad

keokiswahine
YIKES! eek! WOOKIEE LEGS. OK, Edna, get Dim's hair lotion out; we gotta braid them hairy legs. evil face

ratcat
Save a fortune on pants.

Gundark
Hmmm.....interesting. (puts RC back on "possibly sexy guy" list).

Ratcat
If Sexy = Overweight and sniffly...

Gundark
Tommy's 250. And had a sneezing fit just last night. But I boinked him anyway. cool

Ratcat
Remember we talked about "Too much information" roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
Is this where I get jealous?

Ratcat
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

Edna_witch
Well this is certainly where I go all red and pretend my innocent little ears didn't hear a word! La la la!

Ushgarak
Thank God you missed the Natalie Portman discussion at the old place...

Ratcat
She's on TV tonight in the UK.

Ushgarak
Really? All I know about tonight's TV schedule is that I have to record West Wing...

ratcat
Anywhere but Here is on Sky Premier.

queeq
Lucky you.

Gundark
Somehow I've forgotten the Natalie Portman thread.....just give us the highlights, Ush.

Ushgarak
It started to revolve around that nudey pic of hers. Remember?

Gundark
Oh yes, now I remember....obviously it was a guy thing.

queeq
Well, nude Natalie is also a girl thing when you look at it. evil face

Gundark
Well, yes I can certainly look at it. Not that there's anything wrong with that. laughing out loud

Edna_witch
Right! I thin i am glad I missed that one! Sounds as bad as the revirgination. Another of th wonderful topics I missed in my absence!

keokiswahine
roll eyes (sarcastic) confused no comment. big grin

ratcat
Nudey Nat, no thanks. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Gundark
Well who do you want to see in the nude ?

ratcat
Right now, well no one springs to mind...

Gundark
Mel Gibson always springs into my mind. evil face

Ushgarak
George Lucas. We can all see if he is human.

ratcat
Ush, that was not the brightest thing you ever said..........

eek!

Gundark
No, but he's said worse...

ratcat
True....

Gundark
Just what are you drinking tonight, Ush ?

Ushgarak
You're just jealous you didn't think of it. Besides, he well reflects the quintessential nudity of man, to quote Terry Jones.

I've said worse?

ratcat
OH my!

Ushgarak
Not sure what is wrong with YOU guys, to be sure.

ratcat
Well, we weren't the ones who wanted to see Lucas's butt!

Gundark
Well I can tell you whats wrong with me. I'm not a GUY !!!!!!

ratcat
That's a good thing.... Right?

Ushgarak
Not being a guy is what is wrong with you?

Gundark
Somehow I knew you would pick this up and run with it.

ratcat
Well, I for one am very pleased that you are not a guy Gundy. (I would imagine Tommy is too!)

Ushgarak
Well, dropping a comment like that DID seem like an open invitation, Gundy... we are all intrigued!

Gundark
Yeah. He's about as masculine as they come.

ratcat
OK, I have officially lost the plot of this topic.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!

Gundark
Well it did start out as a community reminder. Ummm....how about "please pick up your trash before you leave and help keep the community clean"

Ushgarak
Which one of us? I'm a bit lost as well.

ratcat
ANyone got a map?

finti
$2,50 including taxes and I for one do NOT want to see GL nude nor Mel Gibson.

keokiswahine
RC, a map to where? LaLa Land, or Queeq's castle? confused wink

ratcat
LaLa land, now that's interesting.

Gundark
That's where squiks come from.

Edna_witch
Really? And all this time i thought they had evolved in the closet!

Gundark
No. Only one thing evolved from the closet. evil face

Edna_witch
Yes ... well .... AHEM!

Gundark
Its just good fun.

Edna_witch
Oh I don't doubt that!

keokiswahine
gundy, only good fun? roll eyes (sarcastic) not great fun? confused eek! evil face smokin'

Gundark
yes, well I can see queeq grumping about that. Its FANTASTIC FUN !!!!! rolling on floor laughing

finti
Whats fun in the sun big grin

queeq
What? Only fantastic? laughing out loud

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