Edna is NOT dead!

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Ushgarak
EdnaWitch has finally e-mailed me. She's snowed under with a hundred things and her computer is a bit iffy, which is why she hasn't posted lately. She sends her apologies and says she will be back soon. Needless to say, this has improved my mood.

She doesn't even know that we've moved yet. Her reply to me is to an e-mail I sent over a week ago... presumably she has a large e-mail backlog that she's slowly catching up with. She'll get to the one I sent her telling her we were moving soon, I guess...

razman
Great news Ush.

Ushgarak
"I'm so happy,
Oh so happy,
I'm so happy, and..."

And so on.

ratcat
Oh my, you are a happy one aren't you.

Good news. It cheers me up!

queeq
Yes, I finally found her. Quite a challenge, but there you go Ush. My Easter present for you. big grin

ratcat
But you could have eaten an egg... laughing out loud

queeq
But that wouldn't be as exiting. laughing out loud

ratcat
Why, someone leaving???

Ushgarak
Ohh... spell joke... and in an Edna thread as well... ohh... pun joke!

Anyhow, rest assured in seven days I will be broody and mopey again.

ratcat
In 7 days I will be even more unbearable than I am now.....

Ushgarak
Yay! Let's trash this joint together.

ratcat
Not sure if THAT is a good idea...

Ushgarak
No, Edna wouldn't approve.

Let;s turn this place into a locale of peace and harmony together!


Edit- AARRGHHH! Edna just mailed me again. She's trying to post,. but she says she can't log on... she;s trying to get to the old site, fo course... and all EZboards seem to be down right now! Only she doesn't know that, she thinks she's timing out and may never get back... and she can't link here without going to the old place...

I've mailed her giving ehr the address, but she says she's barely checking her e-mai, right now due to the backlog...

Damndamndamndamnddamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamnd
amndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamn

Gundark
Edna's coming back !!!! YIPPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!! rolling on floor laughing

Ushgarak
Fate conspires to keep us apart!

Check your e-mail again, Edna. Checkitcheckitcheckitcheckit etc.

ratcat
A regular little love nest. hehehe

Ushgarak
Just happy to see my friend back... IF it happens...

ratcat
As will we all be....

Ushgarak
Actually, she's just answered. She IS trying to get to the new place, so I guess we'll see ehr when her modem works out.

I'll be back a little later to check, in that case.

ratcat
Ain't love grand!!! smile

Ushgarak
Well, I'm sure it is, though I'm not sure what the relevance of that statement is...

(shuffles uncomfortably)

Edit- I spy, with my little eye, a handle beginning with 'E' in the newest members section...

ratcat
She's here, and I do love her favorite movie quote.....

keokiswahine
*jumps on magic broom to meet Edna in sky and escort her down here to the rest of the waiting members*

BTW, is anyone else having trouble uplinking and downloading the banner and stuff today? It seems like it's taking eons to get a picture and curser to post and/or maneuver around the boards, and I have 800 megahertz. roll eyes (sarcastic)

ratcat
Ooooooooooooo, Keo has 800Mhz!!!! laughing out loud

keokiswahine
Careful, there, RC. Saw a new computer pkg on QVC for $2500 which included 1500 megahertz; imagine that speed.... eek! big grin smokin'

ratcat
Small fry!!! laughing out loud

Gundark
Hey...I'm working on a pathetic little 350 here at home. (Feels small) sad

Dim
Maaaaaaaaan...my puter sucks.

queeq
Computers are like women, you oughta treat them nicely. laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Hey! I demand you keep this thread on topic! This is the 'isn't it great that Edna will be back soon' thread! I rule here! HAHAHAHA!

Actually... where has the GDF pic gone? I'll have mine ready in a few days. Or am I to remain forver visually anonymous?

Keo, this board seems to randomly speed-up/slow down. We'll have to see how things work out.

queeq
Hey, now that you mention it, you're right. The GDF pic is gone.

Anyway, has Edna posted yet?

razman
Edna has exactly 0 posts to her name.

The GDF and other banners will be back.....they just need tweaking so they look good on the current layout.

queeq
Oh good, they did look a little fuzzy to me.

Ushgarak
Still waiting for Edna, with great patience...

queeq
Is she supposed to come online tonight?

Ushgarak
No, not during bank holiday, when she works more. I'm just hopeful...

Gundark
I gotta hand it to ya, Ush, you're a committed man. Or should we just have you committed ? laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Whatever you think is best...

Gundark
Well if you're hanging out here, you've already lost your mind so just stay here with us. We'll take care of you. stick out tongue

Ushgarak
Fair enough...

(looks up at broomstick-less sky)

Sigh...

Gundark
Poor Ush. Here, have some jello. There's always room for jello. stick out tongue

Ushgarak
Not in Britain there isn't. Most people wouldn't know what you were talking about...

queeq
Well, have some anyway. Rest assured that she will return, here, have a handkerchief for your tears. big grin

ratcat
Hmmmm Jello. Can we have Lime flavour?

queeq
But..... WHY?

ratcat
Cos I like lime flavoured Jello

queeq
Okay, one ton of lime jello for RC.

Gundark
Why didn't you come to our St Patrick's party, RC ? I made a double batch of lime jello shooters with vodka. cool

ratcat
Damned Atlantic Ocean, always spoiling my fun!!!!

Gundark
Just take the next ship over....hmmmm, let me check the list. Looks like Titanic ep2...want a ticket ? laughing out loud

Zereil
I'm glad that your need for happiness in such a medium is soon to be satiated. Oh And I have also returned, and as soon as my computer is hooked up things may get interesting...

ratcat
Actually, I prefer to fly.

keokiswahine
Fly, you want to be a fly? You are a fly?
Ohhhhhhhhhh, you want to fly, like a bird?
Watch out for passing planes. big grin big grin big grin

ratcat
Yeah, there's nothing like 9 hours in an economyu seat of a 747 to make you appreciate the simple pleasures of walking again...

queeq
Fly First Class then.

Hi, Zereil, good to have you back.

Ushgarak
Yup, he's back, and he's ready to post like mad... so he said before he lft back for Hull, anyway.

Like I said, Zereil, let's not be premature here... after all, it wouldn't be like me to be happy...

queeq
Hull? Isn't that know to the local populace as "Hell"? Been there and it sure looks like that. laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Hull? No! It's lovely!

(psst... it's TERRIBLE...)

queeq
Really? I should go there again some time.

(pssssssssst: NOT)

Ushgarak
And Zeriel thinks I'll find ahppiness in a medium... there's a triumph of hope over experience... haven';t you noticed that I LIKE being miserable?

ratcat
Hmmm, I may be able to afford trips to Disney every year, but 1st class is a little out of my reach...

queeq
It's all a matter of priorities then.

Ushgarak
Sharp injection of reality spoils mood...

Well, we may have to begin mourning proceedings for Edna soon, if she can't get on here.

ratcat
Priorities, or for sure. I just said it makes you appreciate walking again... Not that is was unbareable...

Gundark
I say a 2 1/2 hour flight to Florida from PA can make you appreciate walking again ! stick out tongue

Edna_witch
No your eyes arent decieving you! This is really me! I made it! However I am going out tonight and tomorrow and probably friday too. Sorry Ush!

ratcat
It's..... it's.... it's her!

Edna_witch
Yep! 10 out of 10 for observation!

Ushgarak
A-ha, going out the next three nights but still near a computer so you can post, I asuume, eh?

Eh?

Oh... BUGGER it...

Never mind. Nice to see you back Edna. Plenty of fun to come later I'm sure...

Gundark
Hi Edna, baby ! How's the coven ? big grin

Ushgarak
Baby, baby... my instinct is to tell Gundark to back away, but...

Gundark
yet I am too strong with the Force. evil face

Its just a girl thing, Ush, old boy, don't panic. rolling on floor laughing

Ushgarak
Full marks for the use of the phrase 'old boy'!More please!

And hebnce, I will beleive your story about Soroital baby-calling...

queeq
You like "old boy" then. I prefer "old chap" myself. laughing out loud

ratcat
Never mind Ush. They do this to you but deep down they still love ya, so I'm told...

Ushgarak
Old boy was better in that situation... I use either... but don't expect my friends to, I'm the old fashiond sort.

Gundark
I felt "old boy" was more "off the cuff". cool

Ushgarak
Good thinking, old bean...

Gundark
I'll assume thats a compliment to my intelligence. smile

Ushgarak
It certainly was, old fruit (don't use that one with a man)

ratcat
I think the next flight I take will be evn worse.... Maybe I'll stay home instead. laughing out loud

keokiswahine
I like "chappy" myself. smile

ratcat
Oh my, oh my.

Too many OLDS..... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Gundark
Problem, handsome young lad ? cool

finti
No, no problems big grin

Ushgarak
In any case, THIS is a place of Edna tribute...

queeq
Hail Edna, may she live along and prosper!

Ushgarak
That;s a good idea. Keep them coming...

ratcat
OK, enough of this foolioshness. Is this a playground or a place of work?... Oh... Yeah, I see ya point....

queeq
I think that's enough for now. She already got more tribute from me than any other of the ladies. Well.... NORMAL tribute that is. laughing out loud

ratcat
I think you should keep you tributes to yourself.... You could get in trouble...

queeq
I can't help it. They keep coming back for more. And frankly, I can't blame them. evil face

Edna_witch
Coven?

Oh please guys stop praising me. You'll give me a complex!

And with the old stuff. I like Old Git myself!

queeq
I prefer the "stupid git" variation myself.

Gundark
Hi Edna ! Your pumpkins are so cheerful at 9am. cool

queeq
That was a raunchy remark! evil face

Ushgarak
Oi! Leave it!

Crumbs, if she doesn't like the praise she's getting here, she's going to REALLY hate me on the 24th...

Gundark
Whats raunchy ? confused

Ushgarak
Pumpkins, apparently.

Gundark
The appear perfectly fresh to me. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ushgarak
Hum... not sure how to take that... should I be censoring this one or not... hang on, I CAN'T censor this one, it's entirely for her...

Gundark
Well of course you can't edit this one. Maybe you should just start a new one. EDNAISNOTDEAD EP2. rolling on floor laughing

Ushgarak
My censoring is all mental...

I DO have a sequel to this thread planned, though. And she will hate me for it...

Edna_witch
Why do I feel as though I am goingto be turning someone into a frog within the next 4 days?

Ushgarak
Didn't we agree that your schtcik with me was hitting me over the head with bottles? And I seem to remember something about being kissed better...

Edna_witch
Bottles? When was this?

Ushgarak
At the old place. You remember our discussion about schticks? We can always go back and check, you get that bloody pup-up every page but it's still possible to browse there.

Edna_witch
I remember the Schticks but not the bottle!

Ushgarak
Got it! Thread was DO SOMETHING!!! which I created because of Raz's cruel (and STILL UNFUNNY) April Fool's joke...

She really is magnificent when she is angry...


Edna witch
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If I were you then I shouldnt compliment me when I'm in a bad mood. You are likely to get slapped!



Ushgarak
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This is still worth it...


Edna witch
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How on earth can being slapped be worth it? Are you completely insane?



Ushgarak
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You haven't slapped me yet... I'm hoping I don't give you further cause...

The "this is worth it" line was aimed at others who will understand what I mean...


Edna witch
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Well if you really want me to slap you then I will quite happily oblige!



Ushgarak
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That isn't actually part of the plan, no.


Edna witch
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Smacking you round the back of the head with my broomstick?



Ushgarak
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Hey- that's not in my contract!


Edna witch
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Neither was i originally!



Ushgarak
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I re-negotiated when you turned up... but broomstick bashing is something I was strict about...


Edna witch
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Hows about smashing potion bottles over your head then?



Ushgarak
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Err... how much will it hurt?


Edna witch
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Im not sure! Ive never done it before. But I will be here to kiss it better if it does hurt! Of course iwill only do it if you really annoy me when I am really angry!



Ushgarak
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Then that can be your schtick with me if I anger you...

Edna_witch
I cant believe you just went and found that! You must bebored!

Ushgarak
You know the answer to that one already-hardly FULL life I have, is it?

Edna_witch
I know that but I meant really really really bored!

Ushgarak
Um... (thinks). YEESSS!!!!

Welcome to my wonderful world...

ratcat
Hmmmm, there something familiar about this place. It's like we're reliving the past but with two new people.....

keokiswahine
whoa, rattling the old cage, are ya, digging up dirt, rattling those bones.... tred softly. roll eyes (sarcastic)

ratcat
But that story ended well enough, or at least the ongoing adventures seem to be going well...

Maybe I'll write a book....

keokiswahine
*sigh* What's the matter, RC? confused

Ushgarak
You'll have to give me the full story on that one some time, RC. Did everyone laugh at you, as well?

keokiswahine
Ush, RC sounds so down in the dumps.

Ushgarak
He's a TAD maudlin, I'll grant you... life drags at you like that sometims. But he'll bounce back.

keokiswahine
*geez, continues to drag RC back to the surface* smokin'

queeq
Wow, that was a touching walk down memory lane Ush. What romance.

*continues practising wedding march*

Ushgarak
Have you got a happy ending circuit installed, or something?

ratcat
I'm not down, I'm just trying to figure out whether I'm coming, going or already been there.... laughing out loud

keokiswahine
Well, RC, I thought I was confused, not you. maybe you should just tread water right now, or you might drown. confused

Ushgarak
This thread will have run its course soon... will 'they' be shutting the threads down here, like before?

Gundark
Well if the topic has gone off-topic by 100, then it will be shut down. If it is still on-topic (which is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and exploit it. the plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. any attack made by the rebels against this station would be a...oops sorry, got carried away there. hehehehe). Uh, then it gets locked. And there you have it. stick out tongue

Ushgarak
They are a danger to YOUR threads, Gundark, NOT my Edna tributes...

Gundark
the chaos and mayhem here will continue to gain support in the jedi council until...

Ushgarak
The Jedi Council will no longer be a problem...

(Oh cripes! My plan revealed!)

Impossible! How will Raz maintain control without the Council?

Gundark
The regional mods now have direct control over the forums. Fear will keep the local members in line. Fear of this council.

Ushgarak
This GDF is now the ultimate forum in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

queeq
Don't be too proud of these contributions you and Edna have made to this forum. The ability to flirt and play Imp is insignificant next to the power of the queeq.

Ushgarak
Don't try and frighten us with your barkeeping ways, queeq...

(Oohh... I'm walking into this one...)

queeq
I find your lack of faith disturbing... *Ush feels his throat being choked my a mysterious force*

Ushgarak
Ugh... get that scarf off of me...

queeq
If you will not follow the script, neither will I. *snaps Ush's neck*

Enjoy the big white collar! evil face

Ushgarak
Couldn't carry on that guy's lines, could I?

(Straightens himself out)

razman
Not really a Star Wars line but here goes....

You are the Weakest Link, Goodbye! stick out tongue

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