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Check out this site to test your IQ: http://test3.thespark.com/iqtest/

Heres what I got:
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Your IQ: 162
Genius.
Worldwide Average: 102
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60???? I thought my IQ was at least 70.

Well....I have taken a real IQ test and my score (nobody believes me ) was a 150.

I believe you. You're a smart guy, it figures.

What a STUPID place!

Mine's gone in in tests before at over 150 as well, but I think they are all nonsense

Did you take the above test? How many pages did you answer?

10

How many pages are there ? I did ten and the thing keeps going. I've got stuff to do !!!! I'll just guess mine is 2000.

they'll send your IQ thru mail...

They haven't sent mine yet. I bet I typed in my address wrong, which is easy to do... what that says about my IQ I don't know...

However, I have a fairly shrewd idea about the whole thing.

172, but then wasn't April Fools day 2 weeks ago.

No, you ARE that smart. You must be. You are indeed the cleverest person on these boards, nay, the entire Net, nay the World. I wish I was as smart as you...

Hmmm, clearly you never took the test.

I did. It said 60. I thought that was pretty good, until I read all your results.

OK, now read the REST of the email.....

What e-mail? You gotta explain these things to the dumb Dutchman.

They send you an e mail with your score, which mine was 126, then you find out what an idiot you are for taking the test cause it just goes on and on and one....kind of like Dimmy in that pink bunny suit.

Oh, don't remind me!!!

Why ? Did she wear that at disney ?

Okay, so yes, I got that e-mail, but it said something like they didn't need to tell me all that stuff because I wouldn't understand it anyway. They repeated "60" a lot. That's why I remember.

queeq, how many pages did you answer?

you must have answered hundreds to get that low score!

if you haven't guessed already, your score is inversly proportional to the amount of posts you answer.

Is it? Well, I guess you'd know, you keep score. But it's also kind of an explanation, don't you think.

Sorry, that was a typo

What I meant to say was "your score is inversly proportional to the amount of pages you answer "

That's too complicated for me. Can you say that again in dumb people talk.

Meesa no like da IQ test...

I want to know my score, now. What does ten pages answered get you?

I'll give you 180.

OK, let me explain again. The quiz DOES NOT test your IQ, but instead your patience, to see how many pages you will answer before you give up.

It gives a higher "IQ" score to people who quit early, as they figure out its a waste of time. The more pages you answer, the lower the score you will get.....when you eventually quit.

I just finished the first page and quit. I didn't understand the questions.

queeq, they are multiple choice!

I KNOW that... they never sent my bloody e-mail! What does ten pages get you?

Probably 140.

I still don't get it.

Oooh, 140. Thrax went past 500 pages, and zipped on manually past 2000 to see if it ended... oh dear...

500 pages??? Wow, he has toooo much time on his hands

Excellent, he must be very smart.

Actually, I think that means the opposite.

Wanna really test your IQ?

Visit www.mensa.org

Now I get 12...... it gets worse.

I only got 23 I expected more.

I can't believe I was trying to figure out the pattern for prime numbers

It's still a stupid place... not MENSA, that is. Mind you MENSA, does work on IQ, which I still think is a pointless system.

I think you have to have an extremely high IQ to keep up with this place.

I did that test ages ago and it was really stupid. I was the dumbass who just kept going. I must have got into the thousands and not suprisingly my score came out unbelievably low. Somwhere around 50 I think. How ridiculous, that would make me seriously mentally retarded. Infact almost brain dead I would say!

Fast site as well, isn't it? Everyone ion the country would be far more clever if it took three minutes to load each page...

You seem to have a talent of public self-flagellation, Edna. I'm good at that as well. I bet I can make myself look more pathetic than you... and some of you out there know that I have a head start on this one...

(Note- not that you are looking pathetic, Edna... could have happened to anyone... someone PLEASE take this spade away from me...and help me out of here...)

Too late, Ush. Looks like you've struck oil.

Never mind, let's soldier on.

Do I have to march ?

Yes please. Anything to distract Edna from that mess of mine...

*dances on the table with a green pointy hat and a baffoon* Yoohoooo, EDNA!!!

That;s the spirit!

*flies from chandelier to chandelier wrapped in toilet paper holding a elephant shaped candle* YOOHOOOOO, EDNA!!!!!!

(Thinking- wait...if the distraction works TOO well, she may like queeq more... logically, therefore, I must do something MORE ridiculous...)

Hmmm...

Stop it queeq ! Stop it right now !


You're getting me excited.

See! My worst fears realised...

I got 24, and made some real sumb mistakes on it too. Guess that's the idea though.

An Elephant Shaped Candle huh? Now I'm worried about that boy...

Actually even I'M not sure where he came up with that one.

What do you expect from a tulip

What evilness is he planning...?

Aha, yes, what? That is the question. But it is and will always be a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded by mystery and encapsulated in a secret.

Um... there a window there anywhere?

A sweet smell and pretty petals... Nope, that's not queeq...

Hmmm, window of opportunity huh?

Looking for an escape route? Too late!

Hey dont worry Ush i know I am good at making myself look stupid! I do it ll the time! Especially when someone tells a joke and I dont get it until about an hour later and I sit there gigling to myslef. People think Im insane!

You fit in so well here.

Yes she does. I'm so glad Edna has come back.

Edna is one of my three favourite ladies on these boards.

queeq, I believe there are four. Ahem, just WHO are you leaving out ?

Four???? Gundy, Dim, Edna and....????

Me? That would be a twist.

Well, it seems that Edna has let me of the hook there...

(Contented sigh...)

Keo !

Well, you learn something every day...

Uh.....well keo is a girl, isn't she ?

Well, it's not impossible... Keo is just Keo, as far as I'm concerned... and a mighty Keo at that.

Who's Keo?

One of our more insane posters.

Are we talkig about the wookie who stole my nightie? I thought that was a he?

I don't think you were alone in that. Does it m,ake it better if Keo is a girl and she did that? I'm still not sure whether to be angry at Keo or not for that.

Im just a little confused!

Tut. Another victory for Queeq and Gundark... actually, Keo is a real disciple of theirs. Should get a title.

What do you mean a title?

Like Queeq is Chaos and Gundark is Mayhem... Keo should be Confusion, or something.

Hey thats pretty funny, for you! I like it!

Thanks... I think...

I was told by someone, (can you guess who??) that keo was of the female persuasion...

keo is surrounded by confusion. keo is confused most of the time. therefore, keo must be in confusion. Is confusion a place or state of mind, how about all the above. keo is an essence, not a gender. Wait, did that come out right? Ah, yes, spirit of confusion. yes, that's it!!!

Ask Raz for a title, Keo.

How do I do that? PM him or

That or put something in the Support forums..

what kind of title do you suggest?

Now now. Titles are not to be given, they are to be deserved. You have to be dubbed "Confusion" by the great and powerful after a long career as confusion. That's how it works. Asking for it makes our titles sound....cheap.

YOU asked for one, didn't you?

Ok, in that case, Keo, just associate with the two Masters until they give you one.

ok, Ush, thanks alot for cheering me on.

Keo- check in the GDF back posts at the old place-you should find Queeq and Gundy when they were newbies... and study their rise to power...

Ah yes, the good old days...before the dark times. Before the Empire. How did my father die ? A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine before he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.....oops, sorry got scattered there...nothing but rubbish there, so sorry...just a load of poodoo.....

Though what you say is true... from a certain point of view...

A certain point of view ?

Gundark, you're going to find out...

Hang on. THIS is all wrong...

Yes it is. We need to back up and regroup.

And I have more posts than you here... it's all seriously screwed...

Well I wasn't here at all yesterday, we were pouring footers for a new patio&garage and the one cement truck got stuck in the back yard and they had to call a wrecker to pull it out and well, I really don't want to go into anymore....

Moan moan moan... you people and real life... you should replace it with something smaller, like I have.

And what would that be ?

A small universe of my own construction consisting of me, my room, my computer and everywhere I browse to on it.

Sounds bigger than mine.

But you make your Universe as part of your job and distribute it out to people...

"Infect" is a better word.

Ooohh, yeah... far cooler...

Look folks, we've reached the 100 mark and no-one has noticed!

Closing Topic....